I’m sorry, but I don’t even know where to start with this cunting. The following publication was recently brought to my attention:

https://www.cocoagirl.com/shop/

I have so many questions going around in my head, it is making me dizzy:

1) Why cocoa? When I was at school, we used to get told off for calling the black kids chocco. Is it like n1ggaz, where the black coomoonitee are taking it back?

2) Is it actually a p3edo mag? I know the LGBT lot are desperately trying to get “P” added to the alphabet soup that they are, and maybe they are doing under some sort of BLM thing (Doesn’t appear to be a peado magazine, but more about empowerment.-DA)

3) How is it allowed? I can only imagine the uproar had the Klan published a rag called “Wh1te Boys”.

4) Why is it boys and not boys and girls? Is it to make it accessible to the peacefuls? By the way, there seems to be a female version called cocoa girls. Perhaps that is for peacefuls?

Oh my fucking Lord. Just when you think we had reached rock bottom, there is still further to go.

Nominated by:Lord Cuntingford

..and to support the Lord’s 3rd point, there’s this from Komodo

white boy on Esquire’s cover generates antiwaycist shitstorm…

https://www.bizpacreview.com/2019/02/13/esquires-american-boy-cover-story-launches-white-bashing-tirade-over-trump-supporting-teen-723675

It gives me no pleasure at all to offer the Duke of Sussex up for execration yet again. What has the cunt done now? I hear you ask. A deal with Netflix. We know, I hear you say, scornfully. Old news.

No, cunters, this is the follow-through to that diplomatic fart. He’s shat on the Invictus Games, the only thing that actually justifies the cunts existence, though not his avarice. Apparently the Games were to have been shown on Amazon, and Netflix told him to withdraw his support. And he did, the pussywhipped nomark. What a cunt.

https://paperdabba.com/2020/09/07/harry-and-meghans-brutal-move-days-after-150m-netflix-deal/

(Originally a Times (paywall) article, confirmed . However, it is now the subject of a legal complaint by Sue Grabbitt and Runne for the Duke of Cunts. Guess the legal profession’s falling over itself for those two )

Nominated by: Komodo 

..and seconded by General Cuntster (Deceased)

An auxiliary cunting is in order for…who else…Mr. and Mrs. Markle-Hewitt.

Let’s get right to it:

Immediately after signing the deal with Netflix, Mr. and Mrs. Markle-Hewitt cancelled their scheduled Invictus Games fundraiser.

In a letter sent to Invictus, an attorney representing the Markle-Hewitts said the cancellation was due to a conflict with another streaming service. (Translated; They signed with Netflix and Invictus is with Amazon.) A sycophant for the Markle-Hewitts claimed the cancellation was due to Covid-19.

In short; they got the big bucks and the wounded soldiers got dick. Bravo, you pussy whipped, formally royal cunt.

However, there’s more:

In a statement issued today Mr. Markle-Hewitt announced he was making a “donation” to the Sovereign Grant. Another sycophant went on to say:

“This contribution as originally offered by Prince Harry has fully covered the necessary renovation costs of Frogmore Cottage, a property of Her Majesty the Queen, and will remain the UK residence of the Duke and his family.”

(How many things can you find wrong with that statement?)

Furthermore, a “well placed source” told the Mail:

“Harry made very clear from the start that he wanted to repay that money because he felt that if he handed it back then no-one would have the right to control him.”

So, Mr. Markle-Hewitt. You sold out your country. You sold out your family. You sold out your heritage. You sold out the public’s trust. And you sold out the wounded soldiers. Well fucking done indeed! You’ve proved, beyond any shadow of a doubt, that no-one, except Mrs. Markle-Hewitt, controls you.

Clueless, halfwit cunt and his manipulative, halfbreed, cunt wife. They’ll fit right in with Phonywood’s SJW parasites.

(Sources and quotes taken from The Daily Mail.com, PageSix, Vanity Fair, and Town and Country.)

I’ve just caught an advert whilst watching ‘The Professionals’, for the above-mentioned (is that a word?), cunts.

Woman, in bed, watching some shite on a laptop, falls asleep. Wakes up, switches laptop off.

Partner sleeping next to her? Female and black, obviously. Excuse me, I’m off to have a CVA.

Nominated by: DCI Gene Cunt 

(Clearly gagging for it! – DA)
(Clearly good for at least one thing – NA)

Not content with failing to deal with the Boat-People invasion.she has now stopped stuffing her maw long enough to promise robust action against Extinction Rebellion.

Miss Patel says the activists should ‘face the full force of the law’ for pursuing ‘guerrilla tactics… that seek to undermine and cause damage to our society’.

She plans to have them designated an organised crime gang to enable them to subject to harsher sentences…..

Fine words indeed…what a shame that she didn’t seem too bothered about them when they were just disrupting the lives of the “little people” trying to get to work or go on holiday.

I wonder what heinous action can have actually caused this wobbly-jowled, spluttering threat ?….Ah,of course…Extinction Rebellion had made the mistake of blockading Rupert Murdoch owned print sites…yep,that’ll do it..overnight they became beyond the pale organised criminals…can’t have Uncle Rupert upset,can we ?

Patel is a lard-arsed failure who promises much but delivers nothing except to the usual Tory Party cronies…just like the rest of this failed Govt. of chancers,blowhards and criminals.

Fuck Off,Priti.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

…and a belated seconded by Vernon Fox

Priti (fucking useless) Patel – yet again

Our favourite brown battleship has been at it again – threatening fines and criminal records for any who dare to defy the Jellyfish Junta and gather in groups of more than six – whilst simultaneously doing NOTHING about the islamic invasion of the UK via Kent – no rule of six, compulsory testing and vaccination (which will be next, trust me) for these vile parasites. Come to Yorkshire and try give people here a problem “Covid Marshalls” – I do not think you will like the response. (There may even be some rude words spoken! ?).

Priti Patel has been piss useless in every job she has had, a proven liar and only gets the positions she is awarded because she is of Indian descent and a Woman.

Boris will not sack her (he would need to be awake for that for one thing, the fat gutless sack of shit) because the rest of the talking heads are just as useless, and in my opinion Priti Patel has the blood of every person murdered by islamic terrorism (coming soon to anywhere in the UK anytime soon – yet again) – on her grasping chavvy hands.
This piss useless rat needs horsewhipping.

The campaign to stop Tony Abbott becoming a U.K. Trade Negotiator.

Leftist bastard cunts are at it again.

Screaming and screaming until they are sick.

They don’t like Tony and apparently he has no place in the U.K. Government because apparently he opposes same sex marriage, he’s a misogynist and climate change denier.

Well with a form sheet like that he gets my vote!

But here’s the point.

He’s stood firm in his beliefs about same sex marriage and he’s bloody well entitled to his opinion.

Just because he doesn’t agree with it doesn’t make him a pariah.

Last time I looked Australia was a free country that valued freedom of speech, isn’t it ironic that those opposing his views want him cancelled for holding an opinion contrary to his.

Apparently during his 25 year tenure in the Australian Parliament every single one of his chiefs of staff has been female, hardly a misogynist then.

As for climate change, yep it’s changing, that’s what climates do but the causes are all conjecture.

You won’t be surprised to learn that the usual rentagob cunts are behind this; Lady Nugee, Chris Bryant, Ed Davy, Nicola Nazi Sturgeon, the list goes on.

If I’m honest I’m starting to enjoy their relentless bleating, for many years these shit cunts were able to silence any opinion they didn’t like but the tide is turning.

Boris, for all his faults looks like he’s prepared to stand by his flock and won’t be cowed by the facist left.

Just as a footnote, isn’t it time Chris Bryant took up a career as a dancer in Ma Kelly’s in Blackpool, the cunt!

Nominated by: CuntyMcCuntface