Popeye lookalike and cook Gordon Ramsey is charging £56 for sunday roast dinner, the thieving cunt and its tiny.

I take a sunday roast dinner serious.Almost a religious sacrament. And happily pay what it costs, but the cunt served me this meagre stingy portion id hit the roof

“Why have I got Karen Carpenters fuckin dinner?”

He’s also doing a Bobby Sands steak and chips for £23, you could fit it on a slice of bread, the robbing fucker!!

Now I know he needs money for hair transplants and fillers in his craggy face, and all those celebs and posh cunts in London he feeds are Bulimic and are straight in the bogs honking it up, but what about if a real person goes in peckish?

He’s no cook, where did he learn to cook? Tenko?

I’d leave hungrier than I went in.

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt

(More info – DA https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink-news/gordon-ramsay-ridiculed-over-56-18971599 )

Let’s not beat around the bush with this cunting, I believe these ungrateful cunts in Barbados have finally shown their hatred for “da whitey” by saying that Barbados should become a republic after being an independent commonwealth state since 1966.

Aparantly they think the head of state should be from Barbados, or in plain language a “blek”. Of course I have no problem with this because when they wail after a hurricane, “ma shack gan with da breeze honkey mastas” we can say it’s your fucking problem. I won’t be dipping my hands into my pockets for people who want their “own kind” to be in charge but want “da muthfaland” to pay for it.

In the words of the padre from Blazing Saddles, “son your on ya own”, fuck em all, ungrateful cunts!!!!

P.S – Black people aren’t even native to the Caribbean so technically they’re as foreign as whitey!!!

Nominated by: Captain Ian Douglas Van Der Byl Quimson

( Very short-term memories from those cunts, They should remember this – DA)

https://www.itv.com/news/2017-09-17/extraordinary-british-troops-praised-for-hurricane-irma-relief-effort

Pretentious name for a victim cunt.

Mark D’arcy-Smith was having a drink with a friend (Weatherspoons in Bromley, South East London – NA)  when another customer used the pub’s ordering app to send a banana to his table.
Louie Kincella, 20, was found guilty this week and ordered to pay £1,280 in fines and court costs.
“It’s been stressing me out in the last year that the investigation would not go as far as I hoped.” Mark tells us.
“In the court I was with my dad and we both felt this massive weight lifted off our shoulders.
“It must have been the first time in ages that I got a good night’s sleep.”

A banana caused this trauma for the soppy cunt. He should have a word with John Barnes or any number of other black footballers who put up with this shit regularly. Even when playing for England.
When I first worked in England a blow up sheep was taped to my locker. I just put it down to Manc cunts who knew no better. Though the cunts had punctured it making it useless for ‘home comforts’ which was slightly traumatising.

Fined £1,280 for a moronic joke? We have lost all sense of proportion on the altar of cultural sensitivity. And Mr D’Arsehole- Smith is a cunt. The cunt.

(The crime was a “racially aggravated public order offence”. Apparently. Police described the search for the anonymous banana sender as “a painstaking investigation”. Good to know where their priorities lie in deepest Londonistababab. – Night Admin)

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble 

For your cuntsiderstion:

An “Gaw blimey, apples n’ pears, Gawd bless Ronnie n’ Reggie-they only slash their own guvnor, they lavved their mavahh!!l” cunting please, for the cult of celebrating violent thugs and elevating them to folk hero status.

Over the years I, like many fellow ISACers I am sure, have witnessed an ever increasing plethora of books, documentaries, films and with the advent of social media like YouTube fan made documentaries, all celebrating, or promoting the lives of a long line of violent criminals.

These “I can ave a fackin’ row” Robin Hood types all seem to blame their “nature” on the environment in which they “was raised”.
Bollocks-you chose a life of crime because it “beats working”-everybody has opportunity to get an education in our society, if you were a cunt in school, that’s on you chum.

In truth, these violent thugs, even the Krays, were nothing more than bullies from the local council estate, around whom “legend” is created, embellished and celebrated.

A full English Breakfast, Dave Courtney style cunting please?

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

I would like to nominate GP’s and their Surgeries ( Surgeries my arse they do not ever do any fucking surgery, not even lancing a boil).

During these extremely challenging times, world pandemic, over stretched hospitals, full to bursting A&E wards etc one might be forgiven for thinking the general practitioner would be worked off their arse. Not a bit of it.

My own less than fabulous GP’s den has had a rule of no face to face consultations since March. Fucking hell Hospital staff work, Dentists work, Teachers work (at a push – DA), Bus drivers work, Check out people work, Bin men work ..etc. Get the picture? But not these lazy sons of whores. Not seen a patient in 6 months and counting utter cunts.

Now the Harridans that front the desk in these places ,(receptionists). Fucking hell what a set of stuck up rude thick fuckers these are.

Recently whilst enjoying a game of golf my phone went off I quickly went to answer it so as not to piss off other players ; golfers are cunts, but that’s for another time. The women on the other end Said “Mr E Cunt” I said “yes”, “You need to make an appointment to have a telephone appointment with a nurse regarding an ongoing medical condition”. “Ok text me one please anytime will be fine” said I. “Oh I’m sorry you’ll have to ring back tomorrow between 10-11am Mr E Cunt.” “What, I have to ring back tomorrow to speak to you after waiting for half an hour to be answered to make an appointment to be phoned up by a nurse, just make it now I don’t care what time or day”. “No” the bitch replied “appointments with a practice nurse can only be made between 10-11am”.

pause I am not making this shit up.

“It’s just gone twenty past ten now I said” waste of breath the cunt just came back with to same drivel about having to ring up tomorrow to make and appointment. I said I wouldn’t be doing that on account of it being “Daft” and hung up.

Several days later the phone went off it was the doctors on Answering it the voice said “hello is that Mr E Cunt” “Yes I said, ” Hello this is nurse frilly knickers about your Retinopathy test we have had to cancel it because of the on going COVID19 crisis.” Sorry.” No worries” I said. And that was that.

All that shit from the idiot receptionist following the idiot GP’s instructions and work place systems to be told that the travelling eye quack won’t be taking a photo of the back of my eye for the time being because of the Kung Flu.

GP’s are lazy ignorant pretend doctors cunts whose only purpose is to write out a sick note and a prescription slips. And their receptionists must come from a gene pool lower that insects. Fucking useless cunts.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt