I know they’ve already featured, but the Markles deserve yet another nomination. Wow, they’re really desperate to win “Cunt of the Year 2020” aren’t they?

Their latest act of cuntery has been their unsurprising and completely uninvited “intervention” on the subject of “structural racism” in the UK. And this is not in any way connected to black history month, that’s just a coincidence.

There sat Harry, King of Cucks, telling us all about his “awakening” and how we’re all racist for holding black people back and all that bollocks (which is provable). He also claimed that London didn’t feel very diverse.

What? Fucking what? Motherfucker, you haven’t BEEN to London for at least a year. The place is more diverse than any other city on the planet. Shut the fuck up, you lying moron. And of course, sitting next to him (to make sure he stayed on script) was Woko Moano. Smiling in that fake, smug, self-satisfied way she has.

I was sceptical about the claim that black people are being held back. So I asked my black wife, my half black mother, several black relatives and friends and my 102 year old black maternal grandfather. None of them knew what the fuck Harry was talking about. None of them feel like they’ve been held back. They felt that the only black people who DO feel held back, are those who engage in criminal activity, and those work dodging cunts who have no intention of finding gainful employment, for which they blame whitey. In actual fact, it’s THEIR OWN fault. They are victims of nothing but their own life choices.

Anyway, didn’t Markle and Chuckles fuck off to the US for more privacy? And yet not a single week goes by that these pricks don’t pop up to offer their unsolicited words of wisdom on various issues.

Here’s an idea, Gingerbeard, shut the fuck up. You chose to turn your back on the UK and, worse still, your own family, for a stuck up, eye fluttering, over-ambitious, under-talented piece of skirt. You have NO right sticking your nose in now.

Pair of cunts.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

..and a related one from Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

Prince Harry

” Harry said: ‘Once you realise or you feel a little bit uncomfortable, then the onus is on you to go out and educate yourself, because ignorance is no longer an excuse. And unconscious bias, from my understanding, having the upbringing and the education that I had, I had no idea what it was. I had no idea it existed. And then, sad as it is to say, it took me many, many years to realise it, especially then living a day or a week in my wife’s shoes.’ Harry spoke from his £11million home in Montecito, California,”

What a fucking tool. The thickest Cunt in Christendom suggests that we need to educate ourselves.The sheer nerve of the Cunt astonishes me…what makes him think that he is a position to lecture anyone on the iniquities of inequality? He is the most undeservedly privileged Cunt on the planet…any normal illegitimate ginger simpleton would have been put in Council care at birth…I bet The Sponger-Windsor clan wish that they had done just that now.

Harry should have it explained to him in words of one syllable that he is nothing more than an irrelevant,stupid dupe…I hope that his wife does just that when she leaves him for the next rung on her ladder.

For my cunting debut, I nominate people who hoard toilet paper.

I just hit the last unit in an eight-roll package of toilet paper I bought during the Great Paper Goods Panic of early March, when the local grocery stores could not keep toilet paper (I believe you call it “bog roll”), paper towels, and facial tissues in stock.

The American public will sit placidly while their civil liberties are revoked and they are forced into a sort of neo-feudalist system, enforced by rampaging gangs of leftist twats.

All they ask is that a) they get a good cell phone signal and/or free wi-fi and b) that they don’t have to wipe their butts with their hands. (They need the cell phone to work so they can post pix of the giant supply of toilet paper, right after the pic of the corn muffin they are about to eat.)

Never mind the pandemic. These runs on basic supplies occur every time a moderately strong series of thunderstorms roll into the Northeast from Saskatchewan.

Adding insult to injury, when I purchased the eight-pack of Scott brand toilet paper (because it was the smallest option available) I felt like a cunt.

I don’t like feeling like a cunt.

So I issue a hearty cunting to all those bozos who fly into a blind panic when faced with the prospect of having to make alternative and temporary arrangements in the personal hygiene department.

Nominated by: A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Cunt

IPSA very much deserve a nomination. After displaying their cuntery by giving MP’s yet another massive pay rise for doing even less than usual, IPSA are now telling MP’s that it’s ok for them to claim for Remembrance Day poppy wreaths on expenses. Well, I’m hear to tell MP’s that it no, it so fucking NOT OK!

Poppy’s and poppy wreaths are worn and laid at memorials as a sign of remembrance and thanks for all those who gave their lives in service of the UK. If you’re a highly paid, elected official who feels it’s entirely appropriate to have the taxpayer fund your act of virtue signalling (which is what it is with these cunts. If they actually cared about the armed forces, we’d be better paid, housed, fed and have all the equipment we need), then you do not deserve to be in office.

The wearing of a poppy is entirely voluntary. Nobody is forced to wear one. And along with the wreaths and wooden crosses, they don’t cost much. Especially if you’re an MP. It also doesn’t take much to show a little respect to the people we owe our freedom too (not that we’ve had much lately). To be fair, a lot of MP’s are criticising IPSA over this, and Labour bosses are telling MP’s that it would be a very bad idea to listen to IPSA. But in my opinion, IPSA needs serious, top down reform, because they are out of control, and I doubt they’re as independent as they like to say they are.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw 

Who needs a laugh in these dark dark times, uba cunt extraordinaire Lewis the cunt Hamilton world champion of cunts has decided to bless us all with with the ear fucking of a life time.

This fucking bell end of a cunt has decided to take a foray into the music industry and is on the verge of a debut album to torcher us all with, if watching the wanker making a cunt of himself regularly we now have to here all the bullshit that he is about to elaculate into the airwaves.

Strongly suspect its just going to be rehashed bollocks with slightly different lyrics [if you can call them that] the that cunt with the woolly bullet on his head Craig David, it was the only good thing Bo Selecta ever did was use that talentless prick for piss taking material.

Anyway i’m sure Lewis the cunt wont disappoint if piss taking material is required……he is the Formula 1 of cunts

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

(Matt Suckcock forgets his mask and his own rules – DA)

Yep those ‘like being ordered what to do cunts’ are surrendering cunts and have the potential to switch sides in a war.

Crossing the road is risky and so is not wearing a mask some say…I say uncertainty and risk makes us feel truly alive and life is to be lived. So c’mon cunters live a little amd absorb some of my spirit of adventure and take some risks and don’t wear a mask.

If Covid 19 gets me at least the fans won’t remember me being aaaht and abaaaaaht with a damn mask on my face, no they’ll remember me as a cunt who would not be told what to do.

I’ve been to a few events etc lately and all these social distancing, mask wearing etc measures they are asking customers etc are a farce.

Live a little cunters…who wants to die as a careful cunt.

PS If you die of Covid 19 after my advice…I knew naffink abaaaaaht it.

Go fuck yourselves.

Nominated by: Black and White Cunt