Aitch (real name Harrison Armstrong)

You may well ask “Who the f*ck is that?”.
The answer is a 21 year old whïtė hip-hopper / rapper from New Moston proving, if proof were really needed, that Mancs have büggër all taste, class or brains (sorry Norman).
It seems he’s had 3 top 40 entries in the charts, one of which peaked at No 2 (appropriately enough because I’m guessing it actually was sh*t). I bet none of us, except possibly B&WC, have heard of him, could name one of his “hits” or would recognise anything he has ever created as being remotely close to something with musical properties.

https://media.thetab.com/blogs.dir/10/files/2019/10/thumbsup-man-housing-building-clothing-apparel-finger-human-person-940×480.jpeg

Aside from his lack of dress sense, wanka gangsta hands and face you’d never tire of kicking, he’s only gone and won the category of best newcomer at the MOBO jîgâböö awards hence my cnuting him.

How sh*t and shameless do you have to be to allow yourself to be the token hon-key winner at a ceremony celebrating dark-key culture? Cultural appropriation anyone?
Talking of these awards, MOBO founder Kanya King said “Entertainment and activism have always gone hand in hand, and we’re using the power of blâçk culture to empower and uplift people”. The bûggers would be up in arms if something similar about empowerment had been said regarding whîte culture and some of the Last Night of the Proms tunes. Two faced gîts. How do they get away with spouting such sh*t, apart from their blâçk privilege?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-55244112

And no, for those who read the link and see Steve McQueen as winner of the inspirational award it’s not the one from The Great Escape. It’s the dârk one who directed the film 12 Years a Slãve.

Nominated by: Dickie Dribbler

I want to nominate cancer.

Reading that nomination about Toni Standen and her pretending she had cancer boils my water hotter than a kettle.

https://is-a-cunt.com/2020/12/toni-standen/

Cancer is a can of can’t. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone, even people pretending.

My nana, Dog bless her, she died of cancer. She never drank alcohol or smoked (I’m not knocking those that do).

I hate those adverts ‘Let’s tell cancer to fork off. We’re coming for ya! Ya can of can’t!’. It would be good if we could but we can’t. I don’t think that would work.

Cancer treatments.

Dearest admin, I know it’s a short nomination.

Nominated by: Spoonington

(Please respect the nature of the subject matter with your comments please – DA)

A There’s Nowt So Q ueer As Folk, Theres-No-Business-Like-Show-Business, look at me duckie, cunting please for that demented ex “comedian” soon to be Labour MP, Izzard, the boy/girl done good this week, his fans calling him a “trailblazer” (though I’d still call him a raving poofter) for “LGTVQABC123 comedy”.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/eddie-izzard-pronouns-she-her-transgender-b404753.html

What tremendous act of bravery did the raddled old queen come out with to make him the queen of wokedom?. Admitting to being a turd burglar?, breaking down and saying he had AIDS?. Knob polishing the winner of Strictly Come Mincing? Well, no – nothing quite so cutting edge as that: he allowed himself to use the pronouns “she” and “hers”.

A raving exhibitionist pervert, the smegma on the Labour party’s foreskin, hoping to become one of Starmer’s charmers. A bigger cunt than Blair and Mandy put together.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

And seconded by LeonardoDiCunty:

The cross dressing ‘funny man’ has announced he/she/it is in a ‘transition period’ and wants to be addressed as her/his.

I assume this is ahead of it formally becoming one of the sisterhood. Sadly I couldn’t read the rest of the article as It was pictured in leather skirt, pouting red lipstick and a strange blonde hairdo, shorter than, but not unlike the cunt from the Human League off of the eighties and I had to go off and puke.

Years ago this would have been freak show material with kids in the audience pointing and crying.

It’s just abymisal really that wrong uns get headline billing in the tabloids, are all ac Ross anti social media etc and are lauded as some sort of superhero sin society.

I fucking despair.

And thirded by Miserable Northern Cunt 

Eddie Izzard.

Ive never found him funny.
Creepy, certainly but not funny.
Now Edith Lizzard wants to be known by the pro nouns ‘she’ ‘her’ etc.
Took him till now, late middle age, to want this.
He also commits the crime of beret wearing.
This is ok for the armed forces but anyone else doing this is despicable!
Che Guevara, frank Spencer, every Frenchman, wolfie smith,
Its the sign of a wrong un, a bad egg, a warning that the wearer is a pariah.
Oh Betty.

In the spirit of the season, I would like to cunt Christmas crackers.

From the lame jokes to the crap ‘gifts’, unless you buy a premium set there seems to be absolutely no point to them. And yet in my family we still buy them because it’s tradition.

I enjoy Christmas but bah humbug to these pieces of tat.

Nominated by: General Tso’s Chiggun

I’d like a “ on yer bike you stupid cunt” cunting for Simon Cowell.

The condescending dipstick bought an E bike that he knew was capable of 60mph, got on, set off, and flipped it, and broke his back. He’s now trying to sue the company that manufactures them for 10 million, claiming that the company should have given him lessons.

The only lesson this cunt needs is how to read manuals that specifically say “ not suitable for rich arrogant cunts”.

Good luck with your claim Mr Knievel, you utter cunt.

Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe

(More here – DA https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/13459883/simon-cowell-legal-action-electric-bike-crash-broken-back/ )