Aitch (real name Harrison Armstrong)
You may well ask “Who the f*ck is that?”.
The answer is a 21 year old whïtė hip-hopper / rapper from New Moston proving, if proof were really needed, that Mancs have büggër all taste, class or brains (sorry Norman).
It seems he’s had 3 top 40 entries in the charts, one of which peaked at No 2 (appropriately enough because I’m guessing it actually was sh*t). I bet none of us, except possibly B&WC, have heard of him, could name one of his “hits” or would recognise anything he has ever created as being remotely close to something with musical properties.
Aside from his lack of dress sense, wanka gangsta hands and face you’d never tire of kicking, he’s only gone and won the category of best newcomer at the MOBO jîgâböö awards hence my cnuting him.
How sh*t and shameless do you have to be to allow yourself to be the token hon-key winner at a ceremony celebrating dark-key culture? Cultural appropriation anyone?
Talking of these awards, MOBO founder Kanya King said “Entertainment and activism have always gone hand in hand, and we’re using the power of blâçk culture to empower and uplift people”. The bûggers would be up in arms if something similar about empowerment had been said regarding whîte culture and some of the Last Night of the Proms tunes. Two faced gîts. How do they get away with spouting such sh*t, apart from their blâçk privilege?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-55244112
And no, for those who read the link and see Steve McQueen as winner of the inspirational award it’s not the one from The Great Escape. It’s the dârk one who directed the film 12 Years a Slãve.
Nominated by: Dickie Dribbler
Ummm, a wigger. He would have gone down well in Alabama circa 1863.
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wig-w0g
Surprised they let a honky man in.
Edited – DA
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Never heard of the black apologist but if he’s making wîgger music have no interest until I see the turd’s name in the Dead Pool from gunshot or suicide. I’m not fussed which one.
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Cricket bat to his face
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Preferably with a nail in it.
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Where the fuck did you dig this cunt up from. New Moston? Just up the road from Norman’s old stamping ground and not far from the Mecca that was the world famous Embassy club. Bernard would be proud of him.
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Token Wigga.
Moving into Linekers shortly I imagine.
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BBC North West Tonight (where fucking else) ran an interview with this gormless twat. I can confirm he is a cunt.
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In the Trafford centre
But in his mind its Santa monica Boulevard.
Goes back to his crib, hangin with his bitch Kylie who’s suspended from school.
He wishes he was chewin and n a phat pastrami on rye from Pete’s deli on 23rd and 5th,
But has to settle for a Subway.
Wannabe yank,
Billy Liar 2020.
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The nomination picture, is that how facelifts are done on the cheap?
Until now, I had never heard of this fella. The British Eminem? He needs a British enema.
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Come on Covid, do us a favour!
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And I bet the cunt pronounced it “Haitch”; when anybody with half an education knows it’ s correctly pronounced “CUNT!”
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H from Steps, as well, Brian?
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At least H from steps played it for laughs, knowing how cheesy Steps were.
I’d take a good guess that the cunt in the nom takes himself very seriously indeed.
A complete and utter bellend.
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I wonder has B%WC ever been down with Bugsey or Headie One or Chunkz or Young T or Nines? And done a few rhymes?
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Drive by shooting is popular with these cunts.
Is there a waiting list?
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As a rapper, his friends and associates are the shoot and stab variety, so he will inevitably end up embroiled in some sort of disagreement with some other mob of bellends over some pathetic notion of respect. Soon to be ‘lying in chalk, homie’
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All been done before:
*Professor Green
*Plan B
*Eminem
*Dappy from NDubz
*MC Snow
*Vanilla Ice (lol)
*Tim Westwood.
Tim Westwood must be about 60 now and is still dressing and talking like sum kinda street yoof blaaadclaaaart innit fam!
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Just goes to show:- you learn something new every day. Never heard of a wigger before. Who the fuck aspires to being a second class hop hip rap crap shat artist. As though being a first class one isn’t bad enough already. Cunt
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