The Big Bash

This cunting is not so much about the cricket itself but the ‘add ons’. For a cricket enthusiast a tournament in the depths of an English winter should be a sure fire winner but as I watch game number three my piss is starting to boil.

Firstly, the players are taking the knee. I would love one of them to refuse to do so ; I am sure that the majority of players and fans do not approve of the bollocks .

Secondly, the commentators seem to be paid by the word. Whilst I respect them as ex players ,they prattle on trying to overanalyse each delivery. Someone needs to show them a video of Dan Maskell at Wimbledon all those years ago.

Lastly, there are adverts at the end of nearly every over and the fall of each wicket. To compound the viewer’s misery the adverts often overrun into the next over.

A potentially excellent event being ruined by thoughtlessness.

Nominated by: Guzziguy 

The Garden of Eden

Those who say the Garden of Eden is a mythological story and nothing more.

A cunt say Russell Brand, a complete cunt Owen Jones? A complete and utter cunt Lineker. A monumental cunt Branson. Oh no he’s intergalactic. Anyway there are gradations of cunt. But there is one set of cunts way out on the edge of things isn’t there?

The solid fact of Evil in the world is what I am talking about here.

We all have our favourite atrocities don’t we cunters? The ones that stick in your mind. Mine is he strung up his victims so they had to stand on their tiptoes, if they slipped they would hang themselves. He left them there for hours. That was in America. Over here -Brady and Hindley of course. The Black Panther case I remember-poor Leslie Whittle down that drainage shaft always stuck in my mind.

What about the structural Evil of Nazism or The Khmer Rouge? They committed unspeakable crimes, beyond belief. And yet they happened.

Now this is exactly where the story of the Garden of Eden comes in and explains things.

Quickly that out first parents rebelled not against some human King or Prince or Ruler but against the Ruler of the Universe, the Creator. The Creator of all things, even themselves. And because of that rebellion the human race has been tainted by Original Sin ever since.

Concupiscence it is called (that we have an inclinations towards evil throughout our lives). We are wounded in ourselves it means, in the very grounds if our being. In other words (what I am sure cunters instinctively agree with) THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH HUMAN NATURE.

Come on cunters put your hand up. We all have those vicious evil little thoughts of what we would like to do to our enemies. Nay, what we would like to do to our neighbours, work colleagues. It’s just in us.

Big subject. But quickly the teaching is we are not born good or bad but are born with the potential to be good or the potential to be evil.

There is no other philosophy or religion that explains human nature quite so accurately as Christianity does.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic 

Tobias Ellwood MP

(He’s the 4-eyed cunt in the middle of the pic. Don’t know where he got the medals from though –  DA)

Pompous upper class twit Tobias is allegedly a Conservative MP, but he doesn’t seem to know which side his bread is buttered:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/no-deal-brexit-navy-french-fishermen-b270498.html

He, and whining old woman Chris Patten, on Wireless 4 earlier are complaining that the Royal Navy will be instructed to get heavy with frog fishermen who invade our waters after January 1st 2021. What would Tobias do?, just ask them not to be naughty?

No wonder government is in such a state when you get big girls blouses like that pair of wankers getting upset when the government get tough.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

and seconded by Captain Quimson

Seconded WC,

I am fucking incensed by this no marks back benching cunt.

Elwood is supposed to support THIS country, not the EU, a show of strength is exactly what is needed to show the “surrender monkeys” we’re not taking their shite anymore,

in-fact Elwood I would send the submarines out and torpedo any foreign cunt who even entered an inch in to sovereign BRITISH territory (that includes the dinghy demons too), okay you Quisling cunt!!!!

It’s all about the Narrative

“the narrative” is a cunt.

In days gone by politicians and corporations had to use middle men like PR firms and other such like cunts to push their narrative onto the media. The journalists would sort through it and give us the truth. Didnt always work but was pretty good.

Now the media is the politicians and corporations. The BBC will never do a program examining Boris Johnson’s mad green agenda which will see all our bills quadruple. Its against the narrative.

There will never be an exposure of the still not released report into “grooming (jihadi) rape gangs.Its against the narrative.

Brexit has been held up for four years because its against the narrative.

Orange man bad and has to go because its against the narrative.

China isn’t responsible for a world wide pandemic because its against the narrative.

Voting is pointless and the media,corporations and politicians are all the same CUNTS.

Nominated by: Smug cunt 

Ian Jones

Feel a bit mean about this one but this dick splash is just one of many who think they are making a difference and want to tell the world about what they are doing and have done by living in some third world cess pit. Some of us just get a job here, pay our taxes and get on with it.

Never heard of the bloke before today but have now decided he is a cunt. Why you ask. Well this bell end has spent the past few years in India trying to help craftsmen trade their way out of poverty.

Noble idea and very worthy perhaps but since he has been in India he has contracted Malaria and Dengue Fever and somehow given the hoo hah about how deadly it is has managed to survive Covid-19.

But now the cunt has got bitten by a cobra not once but twice (how the fuck does that happen) Did Ian have medical insurance so he could cover the risks of living in a third world shit hole. No.

Those cobras by all accounts have a nasty bite (especially twice) and now he is paralysed and blinded so now for Ian it’s back to Blighty so he can get what is rightfully his in terms of medical care and 24/7 support and we can all pick up the tab.

Maybe I can be corrected on his circumstances but until then I will recommend this cunting to you cunters.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-55278667

Nominated by: Cuntsince1066