Gordon Ramsay and Gino D’Acampo deserve a double ended cunting for being a pair of boasting look at me cunts. I was talked into watching Gordon Gino & Fred’s road trip by the missus this week (yes I know I’m a gullible twat) and I fucking hate these tossers even more now.

I haven’t included Fred the Frenchman because he seems harmless enough, but the “Former Rangers player” and his woppie mate boil my piss.

Gino with his overdone Italian accent, overblown opinion of his cooking skills and believing he’s some kind of sex god. As for Ramsay, he is the most arrogant, up his own arse cunt on tv.

Every time he speaks its “my Michelin starred restaurants” “ my scallops are the best” “I’m so fit” “I’ve got a house in LA” “look at me in my Range Rover “ And then there’s the perverted desire to get their clothes off at every opportunity to show how “fit” they are.

The Italian spaz even got his knob out, though this was pixelated out, probably because he’s got a minging little button mushroom of a belllend.
What a pair of cunts!

Nominated by: Field Marshal Cuntgomery 

(Golly gosh: look at all those white tomb stones. More perceived racism no doubt – DA)

So apparrantly 130 000 blek and parky men have been left off the dead of the first world war. Those racist bastards?

Never mind that millions of families were grieving for their dead. I always go to Cypres street in East London on 11/11 . Half the street dead. The idea in a country 99.8 % white they were busy looking for dead men with no family in Britain is fucking absurd. Not racist at all.

They just had more important things on their minds. Employment for the disabled, housing, near starvation. I live in East London and have made a point of looking for Parkys and bleks wearing a poppy in November.

In the last 15 years I havnt seen a single one. Fuck you race industry. I hate you with every fibre of my soul.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/apr/21/uk-inquiry-blames-pervasive-racism-for-unequal-commemoration-of-black-and-asian-troops

Nominated by: Smugcunt

Link helpfully provided by: Jessum Priest

Long time Senator, the Democrats 2004 Presidential candidate and recently appointed as Uncle Joe’s “special envoy for climate.” Last week he tweeted……..

“We need to get carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere.”

You what? You what? You what, you what, you what? John is nearly as old as the hair sniffer but i’m pretty sure they had schools back when they were kids. Maybe John was excused science classes because they were teaching that new fangled evolution stuff back then?
These are the cunts making decisions about our lives and they know fuck all about fuck all.
Even a window licker like Greta Thunderpants has taken the trouble to read a couple of books on the subject! What a bunch of fucking arseholes.

https://news.sky.com/story/climate-change-uk-to-encourage-others-to-act-ahead-of-biden-summit-and-cop26-no-10-says-12278711

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

The first programme that I remember him in, he was accompanied by a thick brickie and a ginger bird with big tits.

The years have not been good for the ginger bint. I saw her on the television recently and she is almost indistinguishable from one of those huge, hairy, ginger Highland cows. Almost the exact size and weight, but without the horns. Probably smells the same too.

The Titchmarsh cunt has also transformed himself.

He has a series called Love Your Garden where with just the help from a few dozen labourers, several tons of machinery and an unlimited budget, he somehow manages to change a shit hole garden into less of a shit hole garden.

But what really annoys me is the simpering way that he now acts. He has definitely got in touch with his feminine side and I fear that he may have caught The Gay.

His new whiney voice irritates the fuck out of me and there is not a programme where this sad excuse for a man is not drawn to tears. His producers should tell him to man up, grow a pair of bollocks and plant a fucking tree, but they don’t.

Instead they are now cashing in on his suspected poofiness and have given him two new ways of upsetting me with Love Your Weekend and some crap series where he minces around county houses.

Alan Titchmarsh. Gardener or uphill gardener (allegedly). You decide.

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter 

Ralph Ineson is a cunt.

Ralph Ineson, aka Dacia Duster voice over man is a cunt who sounds like he smokes 60 B&H a day and eats gravel for every meal. (Aka “Finchy” from The Office – DA)

This, coupled with his grating accent makes me want to fold my flat screen neatly in half and shove it up his arse.

Dacia Dusters are shit cars for motability scumbags, and thanks to the efforts of this cock socket I’d rather get the bus anyway.

From the sound of him, he can’t be more than 18 months away from laryngeal cancer anyway. Can I have him in the Dead Pool?

Get to fuck.

Nominated by: Burns Ward Arsonist