My Employer “Don’t give a fuck corp” has concluded that with the scarcity of some retail materials and a lack of staff the workforce may be a little under the weather.

So after a massive brainstorming session they have gone on a recruitment campaign and slackening up our supply chain criteria…………….Have they fuck!

We receive “Stress busting” e-mails from some moron who eats fortune cookies.
Every day we receive helpful suggestions, “Turn you screen off for 5 mins every day” the system crashes at least once a day as it is or decides to install an update in the middle of a transaction.

“Get to know your colleagues” after 11 years there is very little I do not know about them, the guy who sits opposite does not sleep in the same room as his wife, he has one child who is a fucking moron, and I privately suspect that he is married to his sister, but its ok they have been sterilised.

“Go for a walk in your break”, this is one of my favourites as I rarely have a break and I cant walk that well, but its not as good as the other one.

“take a socially distanced walk with a friend” now apart from the walking issue I can somehow see the distance between us increasing as I shuffle along behind them so that’s a crap idea too.

They said something about crafting something to make you feel better, I have taken that one on and have made quite a nice shank from a ruler that I will try out on the prick who makes these e-mails up.

There that’s me done, off to shout at the pigeons now always feel better after that.

Nominated by: lord benny(not quite deceased, but close) 

Bullshit that goes unchallenged.

People from a South Asian background were at even greater risk of infection, hospitalisation and death in the second wave of Covid than the first, compared with other ethnic groups, a study says.
A study published in the Lancet looked at health data from 17 million adults.
It confirmed that nearly all ethnic minority groups were disproportionally affected in the first wave in England.
But those from an Indian, Pakistani or Bangladeshi background were even more likely to test positive, need hospital treatment and lose their lives.

So far so good.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-56944739

However, we get this:

Based on their findings, the researchers are calling for more support to tackle what they call the STRUCTURAL RACISM faced by some communities. They said improved access to healthcare could increase the uptake of both testing and vaccination in the future.

This is how the structural racism works round our way.

Despite both mass vaccination centres being in Parking Stanley/Bangladeshi areas it is deemed necessary to send a fucking van round, equipped with vaccines, specialist storage and staffed by doctors and nurses. Banging on fucking doors.
Millions has been spent advertising and reaching out to stop these primitive cunts dying of ignorance.
The local Sikh temple is providing jabs as part of the community. The WHOLE community. Not just their own.
But the poor Parking Stanleys, who are discriminated against at every turn have to suffer having healthcare brought to their doors.

This is the unchallenged bullshit that is structural racism.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Life on the (Gareth) Wild Side.

Is there anything more boring or pointless than this cunt’s “achievement”?

He has taken 6 years to park in every space of his local supermarket car park. Over 200. In his Skoda. Now 20 years ago the fact that he drove this make of car would have been enough to condemn him as a cunt. (Admission: I once owned a Red Rapid Coupe which was a stylish little car. A poor man’s Porsche. Or Porch to quote one of the old Skoda jokes. The cabriolet version being a skip)

I mean honestly. He could have done it on a quiet afternoon but no he took 6 years. What sort of lack of imagination do you need to perform such a task and think it in any way interesting?

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/sainsbury-twitter-london-bromley-lidl-b932218.html

He must be a libdem voter. Goes to Margate every year for his holidays. Watches every episode of Emmerdale. Wears marigold gloves to do the washing up. Washes his wheely bin every week. Listens to Radio 2. Thinks Graham Norton and Rylan Clark are terribly amusing.

Fuckwit.

Nominated by: Lord Helpuss

(Scheduling of this nom is intentional as Man City could well be the Premier League Champions again in the next couple of hours – DA)

The fact that they are now acting like the Super League backstabbing never happened is diabolical. There has been no protest by their fans to remove their owners, and that utter cunt Pep Fraudiola saying the towelhead cunts have no need to apologise for anything. These cunts have no integrity and these blue bastards would arselick and welcome Hitler if he continued to buy them trophies and hired mercenaries like Sterling.

As for their fans? Well, apart from cunts like Liam Gallagher, how they think air crashes are funny, doing that stupid fucking Poznan shite and those stupid shark hats, this picture sums them up. Utter fucking cunts.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EzZzrc8XoAEXbDG?format=jpg&name=small

Nominated by: Norman

Youtube gangsters and self proclaimed “hardest bare knucle boxer,ex prisoner,doorman,library monitor,prefect” who get butthurt over TROLLS to the point they call the police lol.?
Search any of these planks.
Steve Wraith
Darren Gee
Sam Walker
Cody Lachey
Brian Hurle
Shaun Attwood
James English
Marvin Herbert
Decca Heggie

All self proclaimed hardmen, ex gangsters ,ex drug kingpins etc.
Yet their biggest upset comes from “trolls in the comments innit blud!”

Fuck me! What a bunch of clowns. Boasting about how hard they were in prison or standing on some nightclub door pretending they are Ronnie Kray and then when it comes to their Youtube videos they all make vids saying how they have “reported the trolls”
Lol ha ha ha fuck you all . Trolling is fuckin awesome!
And trolling gangsters is even more amusing than spiting on the food while working in a fast food kitchen.

Nominated by: Piccassio (King of Internet)