Fuck me – it’s back. Just when you think things can’t get any worse, Gina Miller, who looks like a long-retired hooker is back. She has formed a new political party:

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I just hope she puts up a candidate in every constituency and looses every deposit, then she will have to go and suck Soros’s wrinkled old dick up for more cash to put in her handbag (allegedly), as she says “It don’t come cheap dearie not with me”.#

Who the fuck gave this old bag the impression that she was important? Certainly not the ISAC crowd.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

And this from CuntyMort

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Cunters, for your delectation I give you this sites pin up girl old banana gob F.F.S didn’t she fuck off back to bongo bongo land? This vacuous bint now wants to form a new political party.

If this pig with lipstick gets in you can bet your bottom dollar she will be sucking EU sausage and Blighty will be back under the European jackboot P.D.Q.

All cunters on this site will be serving a 25 year stretch for crimes against the queen cunt.

This guy died 40 years ago but it´s impossible to escape from him and his shite music. I´ve just been in a restaurant in northern Spain – the Basque Country where they are fiercely proud of their origins – and what did I have to endure? Basque folk songs about how strong and noble they are? No. Some never-ending live concert of Bob Fucking Marley. “We Jammin´ We´ jammin’ Jammin’ Jammin’ Jammin’ Jammin. And I hope you like jammin´ too”.

No I don´t like jammin´ Bob. I hate jammin´and I hate you and your dismal plonky plonk “reggae”.

I visited Jamaica about 20 years ago for a conference. Not the shithole reality of Trenchtown but the Disneyworld of Montego Bay. Every time I sought refuge from boring PowerPoint presentations in the bar I would immediately be surrounded by groups of wannabe Bobs singing “No woman, No cry” and “Don’t worry bout a ting, ’cause every little ting gonna be all right.”

One should not speak harshly about the dead but please make an exception for me Mr Administrator. Fuck Bob Marley!

Nominated by: Mr Polly

I’ve just become a victim of what they are known for. Sold my house in June and they withdraw their offer at the last moment, in this case about 2 days prior to exchange.
I tried to move before the 30 September to avoid a proportion of stamp duty and the cunts have bailed out for reasons unknown.

I’ve spoken to friends and neighbours none of them surprised because apparently it’s common with them.

There’s no real way of filtering them out of a sale as I’d be hauled before some fucker and done for racism but I’m seriously going to try this time as my property is back on today and 9 out of 11 viewing tomorrow are called Mo, Naz, etc

I’ve been told to expect a reduced offer next week from the original buyers but that won’t be accepted.

Why the fuck do they do this? When I pointed out that they would be charged by their solicitor for searches etc I was reminded that the solicitor would probably be a nephew, uncle whatever.

Absolute cunts.

Nominated by: Infidelgastro

There is currently a racial genocide being waged in arts and culture and Western classical music is in the forefront.

The first victim was Ludwig Van Beethoven. I’m sure you were all unaware that he was black? It’s almost a certainty according to many woke music “experts”. Here is the evidence –

1. An acquaintance of the composer described his skin as “brown-black”. Probably because he was viewing him in a dark room.
2. His mother was allegedly rogered by a Moorish servant. There is zero evidence for this fantasy.
3. Cadences in his music are allegedly derived from African rhythms. I personally doubt this and have heard no bongo drums in his symphonies.
4. His music represents white supremacy so to deny Beethoven’s blackness is to say that black people are incapable of genius and is therefore racist. A deductive species of reasoning that O’Brien in 1984 would have been proud of.

The next victim of the woke assault on classical music is traditional musical notation. Did you know that this mathematically beautiful system is inherently racist and was created for the sole purpose of racially suppressing dark-keys? Let me explain –

1. Mastering musical notation requires the application of intelligence and discipline. Dark-keys lack this. Ergo, it discriminates against them.
2. Africa has no system of musical notation. Music there is spontaneous and remembered. Ergo, musical notation discriminates against them.
3. Musical notation is closely allied to mathematics. Dark-keys are not good at maths. Ergo, it discriminates against them.

The next and most recent victim is the English Touring Opera, which has been subjected to a racially motivated bloodbath at the hands of it’s conductor. James Conway has fired 14 of his musicians for the crime of being white. Conway said he wants to make the orchestra more “ethnically diverse”. No doubt he will be renaming the English Touring Opera the African Bongo-Bongo Rasta Orchestra. Clearly the name “English” is racist.

An unmusical pile of cunt.

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Good nom, I’m in total agreement with it, despite not having a scooby about musical notation, it’s way too hard to learn and was that the point back in the 14th century? Why make it so complicated as to which notes to play?

Many great musicians can’t read music notation. The Beatles couldn’t. Vangelis can’t read notation and he’s amazing. James Brown couldn’t but he’d work out all the parts and fine you $7 if you hit a bum note on stage.

Movie music composer Danny Elfman can’t read notation and he’s won many awards. Ray Charles was a genius and read music via braille, Stevie Wonder didn’t even use braille. Andrea Bocelli. Prince was a genius and could play at least 27 instruments and he never wrote anything down. Lionel Bart who composed musicals couldn’t read notation and Oliver! is amazing.

Jazz pianist Dave Brubeck (“Take Five”) just played without reading or writing.

I mentioned Danny Elfman, but there is another movie music legend who can’t read. I’ll look into that.

The Lib Dems are steadfast in their belief in, and defence of, free speech. We know this because their leader, Ed ‘Ravey’ Davey, has re-affirmed the party’s absolute belief in the principle.

Yes they’re resolute on the matter alright; except, er, when they’re not. ‘Ravey’ might care to explain to the cynical why earlier this year(after some trans activists got on her case), party member Natalie Bird was banned from holding party office for ten years, all for the heinous crime of wearing a t-shirt which read ‘Woman; Adult, Human, Female’.

Responding to the BBC’s Andrew Marr, Davey blustered that ‘it actually doesn’t encapsulate the debate, to be honest’ (Qué?). He burbled on ‘we absolutely believe in free speech…but we also believe in the need to protect human rights and we need to believe in equality’.

Right. So are ‘free speech’ and a belief in equality mutually exclusive then? What about Natalie Bird’s ‘human right’ to ‘free speech’? Has she broken some law? Is her opinion not a valid one that’s probably shared by the vast majority of the country’s population?

Ah, I get it. Limp Dicks absolutely believe in ‘free speech’, as long as what’s being said is strictly in line with party dogma. Thanks for clearing that up.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee