Name above just released by Cozzers as alleged suspect for the Liverpool Remembrance Day Atrocity. Must be careful here – his human rights ect ect – but he is currently unavailable for interview by the Cozzers due the fragmentation of his person by an alleged explosive device he allegedly triggered in a taxi allegedly witnessed by the taxi driver. Others now arrested as part of an alleged conspiracy.

Interesting point of discussion here. All news media including GBN and Cozzers are on the old woke gravy train stating every second sentence that such suspects should not be named because, apart from violating their HRs, to do so only elevates them to the Martyr status that they so crave. Oh also by so doing the viewing public can also work out the suspects ethnic origins which would never do for reasons above.

Also who has noticed that the alleged Liverpool Remembrance Day Atrocity is never so named despite occurring on that very Day and almost bang on the Sacred Hour. Funny that.

For those irritated by my use of the term Cozzer it merely harks back to the classic Liverpooool based crime series Z Cars with Brian Blessed as Fancy Smith. Old Fancy could not speak woke and would have soon sorted out the villains irrespective of ethnicity. Cozzers then did not know the meaning of the word. Cue theme tune and explosions with proper hurtling crime cars squealing on cross ply tyres and real emergency bells.

Another Twilight Zone coincidence. Each time I write “Emad” the spool chicken changes it to “Mad”.

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Nominated by:Sir Limply Stoke

Saying ‘Sorry’ All The Time

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Sorry seems to be the hardest word. Not any more it’s the easiest. A lorry load of sorrys every morning on Twitter and Facbook. Sorry for ‘fat shaming’ sorry for ‘blackfishing’. Sorry for this, sorry sorry for that.

How refreshing to hear Jim Davidson show utter contempt for it all in this video.

I love that bit ‘Who do I apologise TO?’. He is asked to apologise for his ‘Chalky White’ character. I mean when was Chalky around? Maybe 40 years ago now. But no the Woke still want an apology.

That’s it. What is an apology? Can you really apologise to a ‘generation’ of people.
He is to asked apologise for making a joke about fat women on the dole. Once again should he apologise to all fat women on the dole or some individual that complained. But as shown in the video these individual complainers might be just made up for the Agenda.

What is that Agenda? Pure prigism in my opinion. Richard Bacon is the definition of a Prig. He’s more of a prig than Malvolio in Twelfth Night.

You know there is another older meaning to the word Apology. And that is to defend your position. What we need is an ‘Apology for the Seventies’ where we wouldn’t on the defensive but on the attack’. Yes a great thick tome telling all that was great about the 70s. How great the music was, how great the fashion (well maybe not). Defending the 70s when there was a laugh to be had, and people were relaxed and understood that race and sexuality are the very essence of humour. And people knew (like they instinctively know now) when a line was crossed.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

Let’s hear it again for this paunchy,pleased with himself motherfucker, who, on the basis of a “sexual assault” claim going back 18 years, wants a police investigation into doddering old Stanley Johnson, who just happens to be Boris’s dad:

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It’s mot just what he says but how he says it, with his gestures and his world weary voice.

You just know the old cunt is at political point scoring when as DPP he failed to prosecute Jimmy Savile and refused to prosecute MPs (often Labour ones) for fraud in the 2009 expenses scandal. All old Stan did was touch a couple of wimminz arses and tell them how nice they were – Savile abused countless children of both sexes, often when they were ill or disabled in hospital.

Starmer should seek advice from his poofter friend Chris Bryant about how to become a vicar – I am sure Bryant would look just as lovely as Bryant loiunging round in his YFronts looking for rough trade.

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs

Found this story and found it quite amusing, I wasn’t sure about putting it in as a nom but as it involves one of ISAC’s pet hates I thought it worthwhile.

It involves a Lycra clad cunt on a bike who was riding along a path in Belgium last Christmas and managed to knock a little girl on her arse, the cunt should have stopped when he saw the gap was a bit tight but he carried on and with a wobble and a knee in back she went over.

The father was filming his wife and sprog and decided to put the video online and inform the police. No fine or penalty was given and now the Lycra clad cunt is suing the father for deformation by posting the clip online.

Now most people would have sympathy with the family but the fathers name is Mpasa, I will leave you to guess his origins but ironic that it’s usually the dark types trying to get compo form whitey ???

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Nominated by: Sick of It

Catholicism is a cunt, isn’t it.

Xavier Novell, a Spanish bishop who quit the clergy to be with his sexologist lover has found a new job: exporting pig semen.

The dress-wearing devil-dodger first hit the headlines in September after it was revealed he had fallen for 38-year-old Silvia Caballol, a divorced author of erotic novels.

Novell was a star on the rise within Spain’s Catholic church loons and flogged his bishop spirit to become the youngest one ever at just 41. However, no more bashing the bishop duties from now on.

He has since found a spanking good job with Semen Cardona – a global company which exports high-quality pig yoghurt to more than 20 countries.

His resignation was accepted by the current Grand Poo-baa, Pope Adolf XVI who probably muttered something like Thou Shalt Not Masturbate Hogs in latin.

A dressy-up pervert who hooked up with an sado-masochist author and who now wanks off pigs, giving them a ham shandy for their pork custard.

‘Spill my spirito satan Knob-in-hand, chokio the pork swordium wanka in glorious’

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Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous