Congratulations to Liberal Liquidator who has correctly predicted the death of the oldest former living test cricketer former spy and star of 100 year old drivers Eileen Ash. Ash was 110 and was driving and practicing yoga well into her 100s.She had recently moved into a care home where she was still enjoying a glass of wine.

On to Dead Pool 230.

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous people you think will be next to kick the bucket. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s picks from previous pools (like black and white cunt frequently does).

2) Anyone who picks the worlds oldest woman or man is a cunt who we will ignore (Ash isn’t included in this as she was only the 12th oldest person in Britain)

3) It must be famous cunt we have heard of.

4) No replacing picks mid-pool unless they have already been nabbed.

5) Please check your nominations haven’t already been taken as we can’t be arsed to check.

Congratulations to yours truly (Shaun) who correctly predicted that celebrated Shakespearean actor Sir Antony Sher would be the next dead dude. Sher was 72 and died after a short battle with cancer

On to Dead Pool 229

The rules

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to die. You get 5 picks It is first come first serve. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from prior pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does)

2) Anyone who picks the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) Once you have made your selections you can’t change them until the next pool. Only exception if someone has already picked one of your names.

5) Please check your nominations haven’t already been taken (as we can’t be arsed to check)

Congratulations to Obersturmbannfuhrer Von Stink Finger who correctly predicted the next dead dude would be flamboyant heterosexual tap dancer Lionel Blair who was 92.Here is a pic of him promoting Wiltshire farm foods.

On to Dead Pool 227

The Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next.It is first come first serve but you can always steal someone else’s nominations from prior pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) You can’t switch picks once chosen until the next pool.

5) Please check your mom’s haven’t already been selected as we can’t be arsed to check.

Congratulations to Shackledragger cunt who correctly predicted that all round Aussie entertainer Bert Newton would be the next dead dude.Newton was 83 and had been ill for some time.

On to Dead Pool 226

The rules

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out first.It is first come first serve.No duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal other people’s nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does)

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) Once you have submitted your nominations you can’t change them until the next pool.

5) Please check your nominations haven’t already been taken as we can’t be arsed to check.

Congratulations to yours truly (Shaun) who correctly predicted that Former Northern Ireland and Housing secretary James Brokenshire would be the next dead dude.The Tory MP was just 53 and died yesterday from lung cancer despite never having smoked.

On to Dead Pool 224

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to conk out.No duplicates.Its first come first serve so you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s picks (Like Black and White cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who picks the World’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)You cannot change picks mid pool unless someone has already nabbed your pick.

5)Please check your picks haven’t already been taken as we can’t be arsed to check.