It can be seen on Channel 5 (in the UK) usually around 1am – 3am, they are a bunch of tax avoiding cunts based in Guernsey and they also run Jackpot 247 (which can be seen on ITV in the UK, at the same times!)
These two fucking scamming trading names are both run by the same company, Netplay TV, a quick check on companies house shows how many spin-off companies they have incorporated, all for tax evasion of course!
When you do win with these cunts, which is rare, they will NOT pay you your winnings. A friend of mine won over £2000 and it took him 6 MONTHS, yes 6 FUCKING MONTHS and involving a solicitor until they finally paid him out, this was after asking for scans of his birth certificate, driving license, credit card and they even DEMANDED a photo with a newspaper showing the days date, I kid you not!
They try to make out they encourage responsible gaming (no, it’s gambling, not gaming you cunts) yet they then offer you a free £10, but before you can even win you have to bet 99x this in 30 days, thats betting £990, but in the small print they state a maximum win of £100.
So, you get a free £10 for joining, you then have to wager £990 in 30 days on HIGH risk bets (streets, corners, splits or single numbers) and even after all this you can only ever win £100.
A shower of fucking tax avoiding cunts who have been reported to the gambling commission, let’s hope they revoke their license!
Nominated by: Boaby
You really need to make a distinction between tax avoidance, which is perfectly legal, and tax evasion which is not. Only a silly cunt pays more tax than they need to, so if you should become all Mr. Righteous Indignation about so called tax dodgers remember you are always free to pay extra contributions to HMRC should you feel the need.
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Yes, but…
What about the Chief Financial Officers of the Coroprate Cunts who sit on Gideon “George” Osborne’s so-called ‘advisory panel’, effectively creating their own avoidance loopholes with Gideon’s full connivance?
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Twas ever thus.
Those in charge make the rules, and they make the rules to serve their own interests.
The neo classical economists who have ruled the roust since Thatcher and Reagan will (mis)quote Adam Smith and his invisible hand as justification but it’s all shite. In the end it’s just simple greed.
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I have to say I think online casino,s and the fucking million of fucking adds deserve a good cunting,also to keep almost constant casino/gambling adds to be televised means there must be no shortage of retarded fuckers who keep feeding them money,there is a well known saying that says the house always wins fuckers and its true gambling retards who keep it funded,you would be better off making more effort at your day job you will be better off in the long run….
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Home serve Kegs!
I am going to cunt off home serve Beer/ Larger kegs.
My last experience was in 1989 when I bought a novel pretend barrel of beer with a little side end tap, 26 years later I had forgotten why I had chosen not to repeat the experience until last night.
I am currently on an alcohol reduction diet enforced by my girlfriend, I would normally get 2.5 glasses from a decent bottle of beer. 3 bottles consumed of an evening (by which time I like her a lot but she doesn’t reciprocate this love) but succumbed to a new 3 glass rule and bought myself a keg of Hobgoblin.
After reading the instructions fully I set the cask in place, made ready for operation, pressed the button and looked in horror at the large glass of shaving foam it produced… however a decompression valve at the top should undoubtedly cure this problem, no it doesn’t it reduces the flow to something in line with the last spurt of urine after a leisurely pee.
As you can imagine this creates a lot of “what are you doing in the kitchen” questions, gone are the days of open bottle and pour, back in two mins, now it is fill 3 glasses with froth, wait for them to settle and hopefully get one decent glass, toped up with a micro piss stream.
Who ever thought of these things is without doubt a cunt, they are impractical. Time wasting and frustrating.
My next plan will be to introduce the bloody thing to MR Tin opener see if that works.
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Or you could try mainlining the piss slow stream……
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Are you sure it’s worth it?
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Just get the bint to pour the fucking drinks
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I think anyone half witted enough to join up to line the pockets of these obvious ‘gaming’ shysters is a bigger cunt than the target of this cunting.
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In a similar vein:
Nomination:
Any Pay Day Loan Company’…is a Cunt, via a retrospective Cunting of Oliver Cromwell.
Why Old Nol? For letting the jewish money lenders back in to the cuntry in 1657. Yea gods and little fishes did he think Eddy I kicked them out for the good of his health in 1290? No! He kicked them out because they made money from nothing, lots of money, from usurious interest rates on loans, or as we know it today: Pay Day Lending -1750% APR- if yer lucky. But Wait. If you go a penny overdrawn at say: Barclloydshaghifax and have several direct debits and standing orders, should these fall due while you are in a one penny unapproved overdraft situation then boy are you in for an even bigger kicking. (>7500% in one report) What’s the feckin difference? Where’s the fekin justice? Hang on. Didn’t some beardy, left wing, sandal wearing, do-gooding son of a virgin start the ball rolling two thousand years ago by kicking the money lenders out. Why haven’t the fekin God-botherers sorted the Cunts? Fuck me! Will we never learn?
Where was I? Ah yes: Cromwell…So Cromwell helped Solomon Dormido get his feet under the table at the exchange ► Jim II. wouldn’t legitimize the yidd bastard ► so Jim was ousted by Willy III. ► who took their finance. ► Bank of England established 1694 ► Loaned money for Willy’s new Navy ► National debt ► Blah, blah, bollox, bollox, & Bob’s yer fathers brother, the rest is then history with a lot of noughts till we find ourselves in the de-regulated financial shitswamp we have today thanks, finally, to that stupid bitch thatcher giving head to the City Yuppies, sorry, giving the City Yuppies their head. Simplistic? Maybe, cuntvelouted? certainly, but remember this: Edward the 1st Edict of Expulsion is still on the statute books so each and every Red Sea Pedestrian now abode in England is an illegal immigrant. However, I’m here to get the pay day lenders, so:
You fucking blood sucking immoral Cunts who would make loan sharks look like heaven sent Cherubs:
Pay day lending companies you…is a Cunt (As me bros would say; pizzle init dawg!)
No I don’t know either.
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If you dont want to pay interest, dont go fucking overdrawn
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Nicely put!!!!!
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Don’t have a bank acc. Hold gold, there’s my motto.
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Kin’ell I’ve been modded. Do I get a place in the hall of infamy?
Wait for it……………………
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Twice so far and I am a new bee, wait till I start on my next uber valid cunning!
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I can out gun the lot of you on this matter 😉
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There’s one or two in the queue from memory..
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Got caught in the spam filter. Not sure why…
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I shall wear it like a badge of honour.
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does anyone know if the roulette wheels on online gambling sites are totally random or not? i suspect they are not. a few years ago i had an experience on the WILLIAM HILL site. don’t laugh but i heard about a ‘system’ for winning on roulette. it involved only betting on red or black not on individual numbers. .they have a play for fun section where you play with pretend money. i managed to turn a notional £1000 into £2000 in less than an hour. naturally i then thought i’d play with real money. using only £1 bets ( it’s a bit more complicated, involves doubling bets) i turned £20 into a hundred quite quickly. then something odd happened, i had a sequence of 8 blacks in a row and quickly lost all my money. maybe i’d been a bit unlucky i thought, so i tried again. same thing. i initially won, then an unlikely sequence of the same colour, being a slow learner i tried again, same thing. it was obvious the ball was being manipulated. my question is, is this legal?. i had a long exchange of emails with william hill and their response was shifty to say the least i only lost £60 but i learnt my lesson. legalised robbers.
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I think I know the system you are talking about, I have a similar one, generically they are called progressive systems. The problem with any gambling system is they are not foolproof, they can only ever slant the odds in your favour.
I had a similar experience the other week, only in a real live casino. I was betting red and doing OK when 6 blacks came up on the trot and I was wiped out. But that is why it is called gambling, shit happens. In the words of the not so late but definitely great Lemmy;
“I know I’m going to loose
And gambling’s for fools
but that’s the way I like it, baby
I don’t want to live forever”
If your interested in whether or not a computer can generate truly random numbers, the answer is no they cannot.
http://engineering.mit.edu/ask/can-computer-generate-truly-random-number
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After 30 years testing software I can confirm there is no such thing as a truly random number generator on a computer. They all have to be seeded…
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I’ve never understood just how these on line or telly based gambling sites work. Surely the software controls the spin of the wheel or number selection and the software is controlled by the site? I’m sure they claim all sorts of safeguards, but they ain’t convincing me to use them…
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But you Sir are a Cunt, as opposed to a none thinking piece of garbage which said sites rely on for their income.
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