If you thought women commentating on men’s sport was annoying, just wait until you get a load of this ‘un. Her main problem is that she can’t shut up for five seconds. She’s a ‘co commentator’ for footy on ITV, and their role is to chime in (for an ‘expert opinion’) when prompted by the main commentator. Well that’s the way it’s always seemed to work. Remember Motty or Bazza saying summat like “They’ve gone to 4-2-4. Jimmy Hill.”?

Well those days are over. Now it’s ‘The Emma Hayes Show.’

Yes, this ‘un just jumps in as soon as the commentator pauses for breath. Every time. It’s incessant. And she’ll go on and on. And on.

Likes to throw obscure stats around too. “1.8 expected assists per game”. The sort of shite any cunt could write down and bring with them to the game, after a five minute Google search. This makes her ‘a knowledgeable pundit’ according to the (woke of course) media. Bollocks. Ask her about the weird stats she throws out about North Macedonia’s right back after the game. Not a fucking clue I wager.

And get this quote from her too.
I think I know why the main commentators haven’t told her to shut up for two seconds. Or her boss for that matter.

“When the football world is ready to adhere to the diversity codes, so that BAME (Black, Asian and minority ethnic) communities, plus women, get the opportunities in football, then I’ll see that as a step forward,” she said in February, responding to a report that linked her with a job at men’s third-tier club AFC Wimbledon.”

Fucking hell. Has she seen the ‘French’ team lately? She needs to look at a photo of the France team in World Cup 86 vs World Cup 2018. Daft fucker. We’re not far behind them too. I’d say BAMEs are over represented in English football by percentage of population anyway.

And the studios are now full of clueless women causing real football fans to turn off. Box ticking shite. Commentate on your own (women’s) sports.

I was busy and recorded a Euro 2020/2021 game between Spain and Croatia. Turned out to be a classic. Alas, she made it completely unwatchable with her constant wittering. Had to skip through to the goals. Unwatchable.

I’m sure she knows more about the sport than many, but fuck me..it’s not sexist to say she needs to stop commenting on absolutely everything.

Since that game I’ve had a song that I can’t get out of my head.

Oh you won’t stop talkin’
Why doncha give it a rest
You got more rabbit than Sainsbury’s…

https://www.goal.com/en/news/emma-hayes-chelsea-manager-euro-2020-commentary-women-belong/1rc63x4rvlnlo11wjshnhmr8a4

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

I suppose you could be forgiven for thinking statues were a thing of the past what with cunts daubing them with paint and tearing them down all over the shop. Think again my friends.

This week a beautiful bronze statue has been revealed in Newark, New Jersey featuring none other than Saint George Floyd, drug addict, armed robber and all round trash criminal. St. George is depicted sitting at one end of a park bench so you can sit on it and have your photo taken alongside this dead martyr.

I doubt if George ever visited a park other than to mug some mothers and their kids or deal drugs but art is all about imagination, know what I mean?

Meanwhile, in Brooklyn, New York City they have unveiled a huge bust of St George for everyone’s delight. So statues are making a comeback.

Doesn’t it make you feel all warm inside?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/larger-than-life-george-floyd-statues-unveiled-to-mark-juneteenth-in-us-cities/ar-AALdNmp

https://www.foxnews.com/us/new-jersey-city-unveils-700-pound-statue-of-george-floyd

(Links kindly provided by Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

A massive four legged cunting for cunts with pitt bull type dogs

You know the kind of low life scum i mean, the pricks who walk into a park and let the fuckers off their leads, usually drug dealers or the local gaaaangstars innit looking for somewhere to eat their KFC or smoke pot.

If only these cunts cunt dogs would turn on the owners and tear them apart., but it rarely goes that way, its usually some innocent person trying to have a picnic, see the link.

Now i know its not the dogs fault if its owner is a fuckwitt cunt but like Audi drivers you can bet the owner is usually a cunt and so when you see a pitbull type dog the conclusion is more often accurate.

These fuckers should be properly punished for this, i can honestly say i would much prefer to see these cunts mauled by a pack of Hyenas than watch an old blind Jack Russel have to go through that, not to mention the trauma on the dogs owners.

So to all stinking of weed, gangster wanna be, gobshite cunts who think having dogs they cant control makes them look good, there wont be much sympathy for you from me when your mutt tears your little boy/girl/ granny a new arsehole and hopefully you get 10 years of getting reamed on Saturday nights.

These are the cunts mustard gas was designed for……

Link to story.

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

Who he?

He is a recorder in the Manchester courts (a recorder being the first rung of the ladder on the way to becoming a proper circuit judge).
Why a cnut?

He recently presided over a case where a woman driver, speeding at more than 60mph in an 30mph zone whilst three times over the drug limit, hit a pedestrian who was left in hospital for 12 weeks (3 of which were in a coma) with a brain injury and various fractures to the skull and ankle.
According to Lazarus, he saw no evidence that the drugs had any direct impact on the woman’s driving. Really? Over 3 times the drug limit and it didn’t affect her at all? Who is he kidding? If it had been a male driver a shandy over the drink / drive limit and doing 35mph in a 30 mph zone I wonder if he would have said the same? Of course he wouldn’t.
Not only that, the dipstick has fallen for the old “mental ‘elf” issues, is now over her drug addiction and is very, very sorry sob story and refused to jail her as, unbelievably, he said prison at this moment in time is ‘very harsh’ due to covid lockdowns. Well tough sh!t. I didn’t think prison was supposed be easy. I always thought it was meant to be tough to act as both punishment and deterrent. Clearly I’m wrong.

I expect that with such a soft as sh!t attitude to criminal justice Lazarus will be fast tracked to the High Court so he can issue ASBOs to all the hard done by terrorists, murderers and organised crime gangs. That’ll teach ’em, Robert, won’t it?

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/clare-cassidy-gatley-stockport-court-20842172

Nominated by: Dickie Dribbler

Gary Lineker is still a massive cunt.

This is the latest from the jug eared human oil slick: ‘I believe in making refugees welcome. People arriving in the UK should be treated with dignity and respect.
Add your voice to the call for a more welcoming UK.’

He still thinks that hordes of unlimited scum should be allowed in the UK, to freeload and threaten the country’s security. While he sits in his mansion and enjoys private healthcare.

What a Mount Rushmore sized cunt.

https://twitter.com/GaryLineker/status/1405140510784823300

(Link provided by the very excellent Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Norman