The absolute worst cunts on the roads around my locality is the “grochel motorist”, a species only seen between Easter and Autumn,

They seem to enjoy a sort of “supremacy” of back roads with their poor driving skills and ignorant attitude,

The other day I reversed for one of these cunts for nearly 600 yards to a passing place to save the cunts the attempt of reversing 2 car lengths on a country lane near me, and you know what the cunt couldn’t even acknowledge me, just looked straight ahead, and scooted past like a pearly king,

Now I don’t know whether these cunts get their licenses from Lucky dips at the local post office or they must bribe the examiner to pass them, if you can’t reverse, stick to the main roads where you can travel unimpeded and think your some kind of fucking “god”,

Really I just wanted to drag said cunt out of his fucking Range Rover and kick him in the bollocks to ensure he doesn’t breed another generation of entitled cunts!!!

Learn to drive properly you do späzmô cunts!!!!

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

“SO…..ABSOLUTELY!, HUGE GOING FORWARD”:

As the BBC were boiling Paul’s piss with Steve Wright, my bete noir is as always Wireless 4 and the various interviewee’s catchphrases:

Virtually every cunt, male or female, young or old, rich or poor, will start to answer every question with a “so”

You can be sure wimminz and younger men will. in stentorian tones throw in an “absolutely” after a comment/question from the interviewer.

Most men and women, will never regard anything as big, or a major problem, but it is always “Huge!”

and important middle aged ladies of the political cass, of both genders will never say “in the future”, it always has to be “going forward”

So….. I am getting fucking sick of hearing these hackneyed words every day.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

What could a bunch of opticians possibly do to make this grumpy old cunts piss boil over? The answer is above. I was happily watching YouTube last night when an ad for this latest fawning partnership shitfest rudely interrupted the great Alf Garnet going at full steam which really pissed me off.

https://www.visionexpress.com/discover/the-lineker-edit

According to them, IsACs least admired smirking jug lugs cunt is a much loved sports personality and something of a fashion icon, and has chosen his favourite style of eyewear to foist upon us!

Not content with p*ncing £159 from the wallets/purses of around 11,700 telly tax payers, or getting however much from the likes of Walkers et al, this most odious of cunts now gleans yet even more cash for this latest round of cuntitude from companies using the already obscenely wealthy to peddle some overpriced ‘endorsed by a so called celebrity tat’ thinking that its something we all want.

The gushing content of that link is vomit inducing, prattling on about his ‘fruit and veg days’ like Suckdick Khan goes on about his dad being a Bus driver, and don’t even look at the many pictures unless you’re gay. I only looked because I know IsAC needs reputable links these days and I wanted to cunt this pairing. One way or another, patrons of Vision Express will be paying for this bollocks, but luckily I’m not one of them. Based on this collaboration I never will be. So Vision Express, go take your partnership with this slimy overhyped turd and go fuck yourselves because you’ve scored an own goal with me. Cunts.

Nominated by: The Eternally Grumpy Cunt

Alexa (and kids crying to mummy due to it)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-57680173

Apparently the handful of lasses (may be some lads too, you never know these days) called Alexa are getting howwible jibes in the school play ground, things such as being told “Alexa, dance” etc. Didd fucking ums.

In my day there wasnt a kid in school who didnt get the pleasure of being chased, kicked, harrassed and called every name under the sun. You just tell them to fuck off and smash them in the bollocks.

Its called growing up.

Complaining about a fucking voice activated computer bitch.

Fuck off.

(Commentary on the stupidity of voice activation devices in general are welcome – NA)

Nominated by: GeneralZod

Steve Wright is a premium grade cunt.

Whilst listening to his afternoon show in the car (why you ask?). Well, I had a long business drive and being an old car, the set tends to lose local stations quickly, so I keep the set on BBCR2 and suffer the likes of Jeremy Vine (another cunt) and Steve Wright.

What has pissed me off in particular? This cunt now has this new (ish – NA) catchphrase that he simply cannot resist using – “serious jockin’ “. Note the g dropped from the end of jockin’. He was very explicit about the k being dropped.

The multifarious, sycophantic hangers on in his team applauded him like seals on cocaine (you expect no less) and agreed “yeh, serious jockin’ “, “We’re going to have some serious jockin’ on this show, folks”

Just fuck off Steve Wright and take your fucking serious jockin’ and go and fist yourself to death with it.

You serious jockin’ cunt!

Nominated by: Paul Maskinback

With additional commentary from: Dickie Dribbler

Sorry Admin & Paul for commenting in noms (Allowed as it was relevant. Carry on – NA) but serious jockin isn’t something new for Wright. He’s been using it since at least 2016.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p040vsx9

You might want to consider amending “now has this new catchphrase” to just “has this catchphrase”.