Emergency cunting. Tony Blair (WAR CRIMINAL)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-58780559

If this man was not already the biggest cunt that these shores has ever produced and we have produced a first 11 that would give any nation a run for their money, then this promotes him to captain and life president

This pile of shite spends his days lecturing and posturing to us peasants about how we should behave, how we should live and what we should pay, meanwhile sir cunty with a little bit of chicanery avoids £320,000 tax and keeps the readies for himself and his family of cunts

Don’t forget he is worth £60 million so this is his equivalent of our loose change. However to a school it’s ten teachers to a hospital it’s a kidney machine to a council it’s care for the elderly.

Pile on in the comments.

Nominated by: Cuntsince1066

Additional details provided by: Komodo

A little more on Harcourt Ventures, the Blair’s property front, here:

https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/tony-blair-takes-back-control

It may be that Harcourt Ventures was not the company involved in buying the Harcourt Street property for the Blairs, as it was named after the address. Oldbury Residential, formed to handle Cherie’s Northern property portfolio in 2014, seems a more likely candidate.

https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/08986902

Apologies, but Blair is my specialist subject.

I’ve come to the conclusion that entropy is a right cunt.

Egghead types indicate that it’s all about the degree of disorder or randomness in a system; something to do with the Second Law of Thermodynamics. Gradual but inevitable decline into disorder is the order of the day, and apparently, will result in the ‘heat death’ of the universe in about a zillion years.
Okay you’re thinking, this is all a bit esoteric to swallow with my cuppa and biscuit; what’s he on about? Well guys and gals, entropy affects us all, and grinds us down slowly but remorselessly.

Earlier I went to get an egg out of the fridge but dropped the fucker, which promptly splattered all over my foot and the floor. Things move from order to disorder; try putting that egg back together. You can’t, you just have to invest time and effort in cleaning the mess up.
Tidy up the living room and vacuum it. A couple of days later, and it’ll be untidy and dusty again. Same with the car. Tiles slide down the roof. Fences rot and fall over. Cracks and potholes appear on your driveway. Window panes crack.

Entropy batters us all constantly. The only way to restore order (temporarily) is put work in. Fix the fence, repair the path, clean the house, fix the tile back in place… It costs you in time and effort, and often cash as well. But no matter how hard you try, entropy always wins in the end.
That’s life, you might say, but I’m fucking sick of it. At my time of life, I want to put my feet up, have a drink, read a book, watch a film. I want to go down the Villa, and fool about with the wife while I still can. I emphatically do NOT want to spend what time is left to me painting, or unblocking a pipe, or washing the loo. As my daughter puts it, ‘life’s too short to stuff a mushroom’.

I hereby declare the Second Law of Thermodynamics to be a complete cunt. All in favour say ‘aye’.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

A nomination for predictable and boring comedian Phil Wang.

This is what passes for comedy now.

Watching him made me miss Sean Lock even more. His act is just based on him being part Chinese.

He’d save us a lot of time if he released a record that went,
‘I’m part Chinese/ I’m part-Chinese/ i’ve got Chinese heritage/ I’m part Chinese.’
As bad as Sarah Millican and her ‘fat girl who likes cake’ shite.

Strange how comedy started to die after George Carlin died.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

A follow up cunting for the whinging Wolverhampton wanker that is Ben Whitiker, this whinney clown has his wish, no not that the world forgets what a cunt he made of himself receiving his silver medal.

No this dipshit is going to be Mayor for a day, maybe he can open public toilets for the homo,s to meet in , of the latest Stabucks drivethru, the possibilities of useless bollocks that this twat can do are endless.

The Wolverhampton wanker has put himself on the map alright , but not for boxing, now he,s had a chance to think about things i bet he wishes he can turn back time , same a Harry the halfwit does…..

Not to mention he,s finally wearing a gold medal, i can see him driving round Wolverhampton now in his Mayors robes, windows down,in his Audi [ im sure he must be an Audi driver] music pumping driving in the Steven Hawking position [you know looking out from under his arm like a fucking Orangutan] waiting for the local kids to cheer him on…..more like fuck off wanker, or simply a pest same as Cwith Eubankth…….

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-58299944

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

There was a report in the Sunday Times on 25/7 that says that Cecil Rhodes was a bit of a cunt and responsible for the deaths of 20 000 Africans. Whether this is true or not I dont know. Anyway, his statue must fall. That will teach the cunt.

This is from a paper. The website is behind a paywall.

A generation earlier there was an African gentleman called Shaka Zulu. He was responsible, directly and indirectly for the deaths of a million or so Africans, the Mfecane (look it up) He hasnt set up a scholarship of learning but has an airport named after him.
In this century an African gentleman named Mugabe had 20 000 plus Africans killed in Rhodesia, which was named after the murderous cunt Cecil. He has also killed many more by reducing the country to ruins. He hasnt set up a scholarship either.
The black Africans were Nguni. Shaka was an Nguni. They came from the north and displaced and killed the indigenous southern Africans, the KoiSan. This doesnt seem to count as colonialism for some reason.

This cunting is about the fucking criminal ignorance of the race baiters, heritage deniers and and cunts who cant put anything into historical context. And they are taking over.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble (ISAC Professor of African Studies)