Yes, they exist.
Yes, they are ‘into’ camels, raving over their luscious lips and lovely long lashes.
Yes, they will even resort to cosmetic surgery when things aren’t luscious or long enough.
Yes, they are Saudis.
No, I don’t wish to think about it any more.
Link to camel beauty pageant story. Yes, really.
https://zeepertje.com/2017/10/30/saudi-man-sentenced-to-1000-lashes-for-performing-oral-sex-on-a-camel/
(Simply had to share this nugget of depravity – NA)
Nominated by: Chimp Licker
Well it didn’t take long did it!
As soon as November becomes December and all of a sudden there’s a knock on the door and a couple of lines of “Away in a Manger”, followed by the doorbell ringing, and then 2 lines of “Silent Night” and another knock on the door.
Inevitably we didn’t bother answering, although I did fear the so-called singers might turn from carol singers to trick-or-treaters and key the car!
Anyway they fucked off, only to return the following night, and then again tonight they were back with exactly the same routine.
Neighbours had the same issues. And it turns out these cunts are actually “Travellers” who dropped by in downtown Ravenglass. Them and about 6 caravans pitched in a farmer’s field doing what “Travellers” do!
One suspects these singers were “probably” scoping homes while pretending to sing, and if the house was empty they would “probably” break in and help themselves to some Christmas festivities!
We don’t normally get carol singers up these parts anyway, other than those organised by the local village church. But I recall when I lived in Brum that we’d get cunts doing the same routine as these “Travellers” and expecting a fiver for their 30 second efforts!
What they really need is not so much a Silent Night, but a swift loud kick in the knackers!
Merry Christmas (assuming I’m still allowed to say that!)
Nominated by: Technocunt
Let’s hear it again for that slimy little turd of a London Mayor – 5ft 4 inches of self righteous bile, – your own, your very own (and you can keep him) Sadiq “Concorde Nose” Khan, who has, yet again, attempted to blackmail the government, by pretending he is seriously thinking of closing down one of London’s underground (tube lines) OR axe “100 bus routes”, unless the government give them another (never to be repaid) “loan”:
https://uk.yahoo.com/news/tfl-crisis-latest-sadiq-khan-095943944.html
I apologize to non-London cunters for raising this, but there is always this pattern with this little worm – he makes outrageous threats, gets the money he needs to piss against the wall, never tries to put his projects on a workable budget and then boasts that “he” has secured the funding – if he does, it is only through his constant blackmail.
(I think it’s obvious where the money goes. See header pic – NA)
Nominated by: W. C. Boggs
And then there’s this from Sick of it
Another cunting for Suckdick and his Diversity is our strength shithole that is London.
A group of Jewish teenagers on a bus in Oxford St were ‘abused’ by several men, banging on the windows and giving Nazi salutes.
Now you would expect this was a ‘far right’ attack and if it had been them MSM would have had a fucking party with Tommy R hung drawn and quartered.
Sadly from the video footage this group of thugs had a familiar look, their heritage was either Stans or some other Muslim shithole
The link has the footage, and a headline ‘deeply disturbing’, not really it’s what we expect from the religion of peace.
In an act straight out of Big Brother, Shergar tribute act, Jacinda Ardern and her batshit mental leftie CCP kowtowing govt are to effectively ban smoking in New Zealand. Anyone turning 18 in 2025 will be the first generation never to be able to buy cigarettes in NZ, older smokers will eventually die off and the country will be smoke free, that is the Nanny-in-Chiefs master plan.
I understand that smoking is an emotive issue, on here there will be smokers, ex-smokers like myself and those that cannot stand the habit. The real point of this cunting is what right do the government have to do this? Is this the Nanny State on steroids? This is a government already drunk on power following COVID lockdowns, mask wearing and vaccine mandates, what will they decide is best for people in the future and decide to ban? Fast food? Alcohol? Coffee?
Its worth noting that there are higher smoking rates among Maori and Pacific Islanders so increasing the cost year on year and face accusations of racism by persecuting a minority over a lifestyle choice was never going to be an option best to ban every cunt. At an average cost of NZ$33 (over 15 quid!) a pack, it makes Chancellor Itchy Ballsack’s recent hike seem pretty tame.
The big winners will really be those sneaky rinky dinkys and other black marketeers, flogging toxic weapons grade cigs. “Herro you! I do you velly good plice, 20 Mallboro onry 15 dorrar. Just rike old days”.
I understand the sentiment behind it but it just seems too tyrannical and too much government overreach, this is more North Korea than a supposed liberal western democracy like New Zealand and I don’t think this is the way to go about it. I think we may have a second French Revolution if they tried it with the frogs.
Link to story. (Link provided by Miserable northern cunt)
Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator
A cunting please for Miliband Major, sanctimonious poser for International Rescue, who always looks as if he has just accidently sat on one of Mandleson’s larger buttplugs.
The self-important little motherfucker gave an audience to Wireless 4s Today programme yesterday (27th November) and blamed the government for the fact that 27 people drowned themselves attempting to cross from France to the RNLI Kentish taxi rank earlier in the week. He sided with Macron (I reckon he fancies him) and, of course, blames Brexit:
I am sure this was a pitch to ingratiate himself with Kweer Starmer as his beak senses a smell of a Starmer government and he fancies talking down to the people of South Shields. That little arsewipe would do anything for money.
Nominated by: W. C. Boggs