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Summer Umbrellas

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Umbrellas during summer are a cunt, or rather the cunts that use them. Once only the purview of Oriental ladies that didn’t care to tan. Now colonial women and foppish blokes/transalphabetanønces as well as Africans (they should be used to the Sun) use them.

As a Banana Jock one quite prefers maximum social distance and one wears a hat to keep the judgemental glare of the brutal life giving Sun from incinerating my half ginger self, but on several occasions one has been whacked in the face by the ribs, tynes, prongs?(not sure) of an umbrella by some cunt that doesn’t have an understanding or care of the Nordo-Gallic sense of space or manners (one has ranted several times over chøccøs that neglect to adapt or even use cutlery properly).

Stop it or one shall thrash you with your ungracious and climactically inappropriate device.
#WeneedHIMGeorgeVback.

Nominated by: Shackledragger cunt

NHS Race and Health Observatory

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Racism in this racist hellhole. As reported by the NHS Race and Health Observatory. (the clue is in the name) In the Guardian of course.

”Racism, racial discrimination, barriers to accessing healthcare and woeful ethnicity data collection have “negatively impacted” the health of black, Asian and minority ethnic people in England for years, according to the review, commissioned by the NHS Race and Health Observatory, which reveals the true scale of health inequalities faced by ethnic minorities for the first time.”

My doctor operates a whites only policy, as does the local hospital. Of course they do. In fact blacks and Asians in our area are having to go back to Pakistan and Nigeria to get proper free trearment.

Why the fuck do we tolerate and presumeably pay the race obsessed cunts who contribute to this fucking nonsense? And fucking self-serving lies.
They claim Covid has had a worse affect on minorities. So much so that despite the jab centre in Scunny being in an ethnic area, they sent a van and doctor round knocking on fucking doors for the fuckers while us idiots had to drive or arrange transport for elderly folk. There were no fucking Parking Stanleys in a queue of about 70 when I got jabbed. In a P*kie area.

Below is from the report, and is a fucking insult to everybody who works in the NHS:-

”Its findings are shocking. The review concludes that inequalities in access to, experiences of, and outcomes of healthcare in the NHS “are rooted in experiences of structural, institutional and interpersonal racism”. For “too many years”, it adds, the health of minority ethnic people in England has been “negatively impacted” by a lack of appropriate treatment, poor quality or discriminatory treatment by NHS staff, missing ethnicity data from NHS systems, and delays in seeking help for health issues “due to fear of racist treatment from NHS healthcare professionals”.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/radical-action-needed-to-tackle-racial-health-inequality-in-nhs-says-damning-report/ar-AATNKBF?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

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May I Quote You On That?

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People who misquote things. Whether its The Bible, The Quran, Charles Darwin, or fucking Star Trek, people who misquote things INFURIATE ME. ‘Survival of the fittest’ is my biggest pet peeve, Darwin didnt say that at all, or ‘only the strongest survive’.

So-called holy books are misquoted too, if I had a pound for every time some god botherer told me Judas was paid 30 pieces of silver to betray Jesus, or Jesus was born in a stable, I’d be rich! Bible says: money is the root of all evil. Um, no it doesn’t! Beam me up, scotty – NOBODY on Star Trek said that.

And dont get me started on misquotes of the Quran… If you’re going to be a sanctimonious prick and quote something, get the quote right!

Nominated by: ElDiablo666

The Borgias

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What the fuck is this?

Jeremy Ferromagnetic, spends the whole series proving he is ‘NOT GAY’ by diddling moist slags by the thousands. He brilliantly sounds all papal and popey but then for some reason suffers severe alzheimers and and starts sounding like a dopey cafe bint saying ‘do you want a bacon sarnie with that?’*. This ebbing and flowing of papal lah de dah with relapses into East London slack jawing is most intriguing. I’m sure the Pope of the 15th-16th century would have to agree.

Anyhoo while shagging loads of slags and generally putting bints in their place and identifying cross dressers so he can put his papal rod up their trans hole he sends off his son (Bob Geldof) to act all tough and dish out punishment. His other son, who is more effeminate tups his 13 yr old brothers wife while the 13yr old kisses pigeons in the garden. Finally Jezza’s daughter get’s fucked brutally by an Alan Rickmon wannabe who in turn gets rogered by a stableboy. Every guy in this is a weak sort of nancy, and the very first battle between France and Italy (well Rome) was decided by yes you’ve guessed it SURRENDER.

So Bob Geldof gets upset because a bird he fucked had her ears chopped off by ‘some tough frenchman’ so Bob Geldoff sends of his hard man who whispers all the time to sound menacing. He is a one man torture department and loves dishing out purple nurples (that’s about it). It’s really quite sad because the ‘Lord High Marshal’ from Riddick is complete wasted in this as he is poisoned and now suffers from Fat Tongue.

Then Bob Geldoff get’s together a load of tough italians to take down the French, blow up their powder mag and after this the top ‘ard man with the second top ‘ard man celebrate ‘their victory’ with a dung funnel penetration in a graveyard. Meanwhile, Bob Geldoff fucks the sister of the guy who force fucked his sister and sided with the French. Just as it gets interesting, we cut to the graveyard and the inevitable essential climax of the two important hard men finishing up. I am sure this series was done by the BBC, but I can’t be bothered to check.

The high tech weapons in the italian armoury are truly hilarious. ‘As effective as a cat flap in the elephant house’. Seriously a pizza cutter and a mincer would have me more convinced**. Anyhoo what next a period drama of the faggot community in the teutonic era? I really want to understand how they collect so many sticks.

*(always finishing with a Lock Jaw from He-man Pose trying to find a picture)
**oh wait I get it now THEY were the mincer

Nominated by: Get Fucked Woke Cunts

Blaming White People

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Blaming the white man (woman , trans and all that bollocks etc) for the ills of the rest of the world’s population is a Cunt.

https://www.pewresearch.org/social-trends/2016/06/27/on-views-of-race-and-inequality-blacks-and-whites-are-worlds-apart/

https://www.city-journal.org/html/what’s-holding-blacks-back-12025.html

The link above counters the balance a little and suggests that it’s not whitey’s fault but maybe bame themselves need to take hold of life and make something of it.

A scan about on google shows that only 20% of the world’s
Population is “white” 80% bame!! How can 80 % realistically blame 20 % for the way things are for them ?

The Chinese invented gun powder we are taught. Mankind evolved in Africa and wandered north we are taught. So how come they didn’t invent stuff explore further afield? I don’t know but I say stop being a Cunt and blaming those who did.

Get off your backside and become something. Stop blaming a MINORITY.

You’ll feel better for it. I reckon.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt