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The Borgias

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What the fuck is this?

Jeremy Ferromagnetic, spends the whole series proving he is ‘NOT GAY’ by diddling moist slags by the thousands. He brilliantly sounds all papal and popey but then for some reason suffers severe alzheimers and and starts sounding like a dopey cafe bint saying ‘do you want a bacon sarnie with that?’*. This ebbing and flowing of papal lah de dah with relapses into East London slack jawing is most intriguing. I’m sure the Pope of the 15th-16th century would have to agree.

Anyhoo while shagging loads of slags and generally putting bints in their place and identifying cross dressers so he can put his papal rod up their trans hole he sends off his son (Bob Geldof) to act all tough and dish out punishment. His other son, who is more effeminate tups his 13 yr old brothers wife while the 13yr old kisses pigeons in the garden. Finally Jezza’s daughter get’s fucked brutally by an Alan Rickmon wannabe who in turn gets rogered by a stableboy. Every guy in this is a weak sort of nancy, and the very first battle between France and Italy (well Rome) was decided by yes you’ve guessed it SURRENDER.

So Bob Geldof gets upset because a bird he fucked had her ears chopped off by ‘some tough frenchman’ so Bob Geldoff sends of his hard man who whispers all the time to sound menacing. He is a one man torture department and loves dishing out purple nurples (that’s about it). It’s really quite sad because the ‘Lord High Marshal’ from Riddick is complete wasted in this as he is poisoned and now suffers from Fat Tongue.

Then Bob Geldoff get’s together a load of tough italians to take down the French, blow up their powder mag and after this the top ‘ard man with the second top ‘ard man celebrate ‘their victory’ with a dung funnel penetration in a graveyard. Meanwhile, Bob Geldoff fucks the sister of the guy who force fucked his sister and sided with the French. Just as it gets interesting, we cut to the graveyard and the inevitable essential climax of the two important hard men finishing up. I am sure this series was done by the BBC, but I can’t be bothered to check.

The high tech weapons in the italian armoury are truly hilarious. ‘As effective as a cat flap in the elephant house’. Seriously a pizza cutter and a mincer would have me more convinced**. Anyhoo what next a period drama of the faggot community in the teutonic era? I really want to understand how they collect so many sticks.

*(always finishing with a Lock Jaw from He-man Pose trying to find a picture)
**oh wait I get it now THEY were the mincer

Nominated by: Get Fucked Woke Cunts

Blaming White People

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Blaming the white man (woman , trans and all that bollocks etc) for the ills of the rest of the world’s population is a Cunt.

https://www.pewresearch.org/social-trends/2016/06/27/on-views-of-race-and-inequality-blacks-and-whites-are-worlds-apart/

https://www.city-journal.org/html/what’s-holding-blacks-back-12025.html

The link above counters the balance a little and suggests that it’s not whitey’s fault but maybe bame themselves need to take hold of life and make something of it.

A scan about on google shows that only 20% of the world’s
Population is “white” 80% bame!! How can 80 % realistically blame 20 % for the way things are for them ?

The Chinese invented gun powder we are taught. Mankind evolved in Africa and wandered north we are taught. So how come they didn’t invent stuff explore further afield? I don’t know but I say stop being a Cunt and blaming those who did.

Get off your backside and become something. Stop blaming a MINORITY.

You’ll feel better for it. I reckon.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

“I Wouldn’t Wish This On My Worst Enemy”

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Anyone that says this that isn’t after them saying that they were fucked up the arse with a dead hedgehog for forty years non stop whilst giving head to Diane Abbot after eating the klingons around David Lammies arse whilst fingering a dead cats arse ( you get the picture ) are Cunts.

I hear it quite regularly on the radio and in particular this hard done by bint on tonight’s TalkRADIO who went on about something that happened to her a while back blah , blah blah blah, waffle waffle worst enemy.

No love, I can think of lots of things to do to my worst enemy than lock them up in a prison for a month.
It’s been a long day. I’m grumpy and she pissed me off.

Nominated by: Onceacuntalwaysacunt

Anneliese Dodds [3]

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See her in all her decaying splendour. , however it is not her fading glory, or the stink of halitosis that we are cunting today, but her latest hairbrained scheme, no doubt approved by Sir Kweer. From her Twatter 12/13 February:

Anneliese Dodds ?@AnnelieseDodds·18hUnder the Tories, four in five black people have less than £1500 in savings to cope with soaring bills.

Labour’s energy plan would cut £200 off household energy bills.

And we’d bring in a Race Equality Act to tackle structural racial inequality at source. https://www.independent.co.uk
Majority of Black households have less than £1,500 savingsExclusive: Labour says figures ‘a damning indictment of over a decade of Conservative failure to tackle deep-seated structural inequalities’

Well – would you believe it – Albert Steptoe in bloomers plays the race card. I wonder if the likes of Lammy, Chukka Umunna, Dawn Butler and Claudia Webbe will be able to get “help” of a financial sort. Is it true every black person hasn’t got a pot to piss in – and ONLY black people?, what about the thousands of white people very badly off?. Do Labour give a fuck?. They will do till May, then up to the general election

Labour love “victims” and the victims love to play the victims and we all know they are fancy free – that is, if it is free, they fancy it.

Could Dettol arrange a one-off payment to AnalEase to get her to clean up all the crud off herself and to get her privy parts germ free.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Barrowford Primary School

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Barrowford Primary School, Lancashire has decided to ban meat… permanently!

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17631295/school-bans-meat-vegetarian-packed-lunches/

In a letter to parents last week, head indoctrinator Rachel Tomlinson said she had made the decision to “stop climate change”. She highlighted that the livestock industry has a huge carbon footprint and that meat and dairy products “come at a huge environmental cost”. The letter concluded: “If you still want to send packed lunches, could you please consider meat-free options to further support us in doing our bit to reduce carbon emissions as a school community?”

Fuck off.

Okay…. so not content with indoctrinating our children with woke lefty nonsense and forcing them wear masks, they now want to deprive them of a healthy, balanced diet, do they?

Kids growing up today will make the soppy millennial generation and Gen Z appear lions by comparison.

Nominated by: Minge Juice Bottler

With additional (unsubstantiated) factoids provided by: Get Fucked Woke Cunts

and Rachel Tomlinson is fully aware of course that lefty woe meat free tofu has over 40x the carbon footprint of pork? Along with Nutella which is 50% palm oil poisoning children and killing orangutans and contributing to massive rainforest deforestation. Thick dappy retarded cretinous woke jump on the bus retard. Cunt