Caprice Bourret


Caprice is a model and television personality from the late 90’s to early 2000’s, her tasteful swimwear photoshoots gracing the sticky pages of lads mags nationwide. Today however she is that most tiresome of cunts, a ‘celebrity’ with a message, this week being the terrible events in Ukraine and the refugee crisis.

Express Link. (Link courtesy of Komodo)

Caprice took to Instagram to strip naked with the anti-war message ‘F U WAR’ daubed across her back and front whilst giving the middle finger, presumably to Putin. She then burbled some shit about donating essential supplies and food and clothing but her main point was war is bad and a fifty year old washed up celebrity trying to stay relevant by exploiting an international crisis and cater to their own narcissism was the best way to convey this.

Its hardly the tank man from Tiananmen Square facing down the CCP tanks but we live in the age of the cunt. I hope this is not the start of a social media trend and we see more headline grabbing virtue signalling daubed over wrinkled sagging tits and arses of celebrities or horror of horrors, certain Labour MP’s.
Imagine Flabbott! It would be like some wobbling jiggling billboard.

Irish Mirror – Link.
(Check out their headline. It’s too good.)

Daily Fail – Link.
Janet Street-Walker’s Retort (also Daily Fail).
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Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

Unisex Toilets [2]


OK, but it works both ways.
I’m sorry, folks, but I certainly don’t want some 6 year old girl having to look at my junk while rushing for a wee.
Nor do I want to see some woman with PMT strutting her stuff.
I don’t know about other Cunters, and it may be due to my age and small stature, but I feel particularly vulnerable when in a store toilet.
Also, wimminz have female issues.
I’m not interested in them.
Never have been, but they sound unpleasant.

Shock and Horror Link.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Sir Stephen Lovegrove


“Well hello Mish Moneypenny, my pronouns are he/him/his and I apologish for my toxshic mashculinty and white privilege ash well ash this rather inappropriate boner”.

We all know by now that the James Bond most of us grew up with is no more, emasculated by that miserable humourless cunt, Daniel Craig. It seems the pernicious woke cult has finally wormed its way into the real life of Britain’s security services with MI5 , MI6 and GCHQ all receiving a guide written by national security advisor Sir Stephen Lovegrove on pronouns, white privilege and avoiding using terms like “manpower” and “strong”.

https://www.spiked-online.com/2022/02/24/how-our-weak-elites-emboldened-putin/

“Diversity and inclusion are both vital to keeping the country safe” says Lovegrove in the guide. “Use gender-neutral language to reflect on people’s diversity and reduce stereotypes and assumptions, for example about job roles and functions which need not be gender-defined” If you closed your eyes he sounds like a backbench tofu knitting cunt waffle from the Limp Dumbs and not a high ranking security chief.

Diversity and inclusion are a weakness that our enemies exploit. Just look at the Manchester Arena attack, where security staff were so fucking terrified of being called racist when witnessing the suspicious behaviour of Salman Abedi they didn’t challenge him and he slaughtered twenty two innocent people. But at least they used his preferred pronouns.

If he wants to cry about white privilege and obsess over gender pronouns then fuck off back to university or join the BBC but do not distract our spooks (ha! missed that one Stephen) with this infantile bollocks.

Its not like there is a massive international crisis underway with an unstable autocrat with a nuclear arsenal on the edge of Europe or anything.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

Troy Deeney


Another day and another footballer trying to suppress whiteness. More diversity in the curriculum.

Troy Deeney doesn’t want to remove parts of the curriculum but add a little bit of black (he has watched Roots so he knows his stuff). The teachers are on board with this, well yes why not they are all politicising eduction already so would welcome a bit more ammunition to their armoury.

It never ends with these cunts, white bad, black good, eduction is about teaching kids the skills to take them into adulthood, Maths and English, Science, History and Geography for context, if the subject requires reference to a particular race, gender or figure then fine but don’t look for ways to shoehorn something in just to hit the diversity quota.

Troy carry on kicking the football you cunt.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/60486426

Nominated by: Sick of it

Seconded by: Field Marshal Cuntgomery

Birmingham City striker and footballs answer to ‘Sir’ Lenny Henry, Troy Deeney is a race baiting cunt. According to a YouGov poll commissioned by himself, it is clear that black and ethnic focused teaching should be mandatory for the school curriculum.

Two years after the ‘murder’ of chicken George, Mr Deeney and his family are still suffering abuse as nothing has changed and has absolutely nothing to do with his antagonistic antics on the pitch as a high profile football player. Having a Jamaican father and Irish mother left him struggling to find his identity and culminated in his expulsion from school at 15, and it’s all the education systems fault, poor lamb. Here’s an idea Troy. How about winding your neck in, on and off the pitch.

Stop your woe is me search for racism that isn’t there and basically leave childrens education to those who had the savvy to study rather than behave like cunts. Which you clearly did and still do.

Martin Roberts [2]


What a self-indulgent Pisspot. Typical “celebrity” using any fucking excuse to get his “caring” face in the papers..can’t just make an anonymous donation…has to make it all about him. If I’d been in the queue, I’d have bought a couple of bottles and chucked them at the whinging Cunt.

Footballers, actors, singers, minor television personalities etc….they’re just so much better than us mere mortals.

https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/celebs-tv/martin-roberts-homes-under-hammer-6765092

https://news.yahoo.com/martin-roberts-ukraine-aid-093721818.html

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

With an additional comment from Cuntfinder General:

May I please second his Lordships nomination: grief jacking like this seems to be keeping pace with wokism.

Professional bandwagoners?