David Cameron [17]

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David Cameron is a spineless, hypocritical, lying, scaremongering cunt.

A cunt too scared to debate his record of failure that he chickens out of debating head-to-head with what ought to be an absolute pushover of an opponent. This smug, entitled, Bullingdon Club cunt has the audacity to allege that he kept all his promises from 2010 when he did no such thing (why has the 2010 “Contract between the Conservative Party and you” mysteriously disappeared from the Tory website and archive?). This brazen cunt lies every time he opens his mouth, hides behind the Daily Mail and The Sun (both cunted previously) and only pops up now and then to cuddle a lamb (immediately prior to its Halal slaughter no doubt) or to try to attract sympathy by endlessly mentioning his dead son, like the desperate and cynical cunt that he is.

Ken Clarke recently said that all the Tory personal attacks and dirty tracks would backfire on them. And even former Conservative Minister Portillo (has he been cunted? And if not, why not?) admits that the Tories have to lie about their intentions for the NHS otherwise they wouldn’t stand a chance of getting elected:

David Cameron, former PR man for Carlton TV, is a cunt par excellence. He, Miliband and Clegg represent all that is wrong with politics – no convictions, no credibly costed policies, no credible positive messages, just glib spin, infantile scaremongering and barefaced lies. They are all cunts who treat the electorate with utter contempt, but in my opinion Cameron just edges it by virtue of his arrogant sense of entitlement.

Nominated by: Fred West

11 thoughts on “David Cameron [17]

  1. And that promise for a referendum on our membership of the EU. Where the fuck did that go?

    The smarmy cunt looks like a cheap sausage when you put to him any kind of question that he doesn’t have a well rehearsed answer for. Glazed in sweat and ready to burst.

    I wonder if Samantha keeps a fork handy to prick him on those carefully choreographed photoshoots of the pair of them holidaying in the west country?

    Speaking of Sam Cam and pricks, does anyone else get the feeling that she would benefit from a fucking good seeing to with some working class sausage?

    I do. And in this order. Arse, gob, arse and anything left, arse again.

      • I like your thinking D.

        As you probably don’t want to be stirring my porridge, I’m guessing you are looking at the spitroast angle.

        I’ll give Sam Cam a bell and see if she is up for it.

        I hear Dave likes to watch while wanking like a safari park chimp by the way.

  2. Floyd Mayweather Junior is a spineless cunt who is allowed to carefully pick his opponents. He avoided Manny Pacquiao like the plague while the Filipino was at his peak, only agreeing to face him after he saw the deterioration in his opponent’s performances.
    Amir khan isn’t a great fighter but the speed he demonstrated against Devon Alexander would give Mayweather problems, that’s why he won’t get a shot. The legends of boxing were never afraid to fight anyone, they sought the opportunity to prove they were the best. Mayweather’s legacy will always be tarnished by his fear of risking his unbeaten record.

  3. He is a fucking cunt, there is no doubt on that score.
    But I have a sick fantasy that involves his wife….
    I tie David up and force feed his Samantha’s shit & piss, when he subsequently pukes I make him eat that in a never ending loop, whilst he is whimpering and puking in the corner I am double arse fisting Samantha whilst I piss down her throat before covering the dirty slut in a big old dose of my man muck
    Mr Cameron, if you want my vote then let’s make this fantasy happen, otherwise fuck off and die of arse cancer you insipid little cunt

  4. And yet still no Thatcher, the queen bitchcunt, without whom Cameron couldn’t have existed.

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