Mobile Speakerphone Usage


Cunts who use speaker on their phone calls.

Picture the scene: an immaculate, serene, blue-skied, spring day in England. One might be tempted to sit outdoors, absorb the sunlight, bathe in the melody of bird-song and admire the cherry blossom on the trees.

A neighbour 3 doors down exits into his garden and calls someone. His cunting bellowing down his phone shatters the pastoral scene into smithereens as we are treated to his gobshite conversation and all the banalities therein.

For some reason, he decides that he is not broadcasting enough braindead bollocks to those in the vicinity and decides to use speakerphone so the fucktard whining mingster on the other end can pollute the tranquil atmosphere even further.

These cunts are indicative of a broader, rancid wank stain blight on human existence, something which might be avoided if an ounce of non-curtness was drilled into or born in their flabby idiot brains.

cf. cunts on trains

Fox2 Detroit News Link.
(Fun link dialled in by Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Fuckwittery

Football and the Stink of Hypocrisy


”England captain Harry Kane says he wants to “shine a light” on issues around Qatar, where the 2022 World Cup will be held.”

”He mentioned “the rights of women and the rights of the LGBTQ+ community in particular”.

”Kane said it was “important” to use the platform the squad had and that he and other senior England players plan to talk to other national team captains “to see if we can be unified in how we approach it”.

How fucking disgusting that this overpaid cunt, who takes the knee to honour a black criminal should talk about ‘a unified approach’

A report in the Guardian last year said 6,500 migrant workers have died in Qatar since the World Cup was awarded 12 years ago. And for migrant workers read modern slaves with no rights. It was also awarded after widespread corruption and bribery.

What about a ‘unified approach’ to stay home you hypocritical, greedy, callous cunts?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/60852693

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Imitation Yank scored a second from close range with this:

Gareth Southgate.

The big nosed, under achieving cunt is so full of hot air and piss, it’s not even funny. This morning (March 25), he’s featured in a story on the Sly Sports website. Link here:

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/12016/12574897/gareth-southgate-rules-out-england-boycott-of-2022-world-cup-in-qatar

So he’s saying that, having qualified for the World Cup in Qatar, he doesn’t see what England boycotting the tournament would achieve. In other words, let’s not take a stand to uphold a principle. That principle being against the widely reported human rights abuses and Qatar’s ‘unfriendly’ attitude towards the alphabet people, amongst others. In other words, let’s ignore all that and just participate anyway on the basis it’s a sporting event and thus apolitical.

Then here he is in 2020 saying England would walk off the pitch if subjected to racist abuse:

https://www.fourfourtwo.com/us/news/gareth-southgate-suggests-england-would-walk-off-if-subjected-to-racism-again-1591739121000

So let me get this straight, Gareth. It’s OK to take a stand when your own sun tanned millionaire players are subjected to hurty words. But when poor sun tanned workers building the stadiums your elitist millionaires want to play in are being abused and killed, that’s not worth taking a standing against. What did I miss?

Fucking hypocrite. Him and his cuntish squad don’t give a rat’s arse about what’s happened in Qatar. As long as everything is all shiny, new and wonderful they’ll carry on as if nothing has happened. Boycotting the tournament would make a huge statement. He knows it. We all know it. To borrow a phrase from Orwell, ‘All sun tans are equal, but some sun tans are more equal than others’. An inconvenient truth. #BLSM (Black Lives Sometimes Matter).

And in off the post is Cuntybollocks with this:

Gareth Southgate and his Merry Band of Cunts.

Old Wokegate has said England will not boycott the Qatar World Cup over ‘human rights abuses’ (he can’t bring himself to say ‘slavery’ when dark types do it you see.)

However, it seems he and his players are going to organise some kind of protest during the World Cup itself. It will include highlighting the slavery (go on Bignose, fucking say it!) and the lack of rights for the gays.

I really hope he and his fucking dumb team start telling the Middle Eastern throwbacks to legalise the gayness. A few lectures using a microphone on the pitch and parading rainbow flags. Even better, get a tranny mascot to lead the team out?

We can then watch these stupid halfwits getting rounded up by the religious police just as they take a knee. A quick beating and a five minute kangaroo court judgement of 50 years each in a 50C hellhole prison cell, shared with about 20 smelly cutthroat cunts.

Here’s an idea. Leave them to their beliefs and culture. Just don’t push for the cunts to come over here. It’s fucking simple. It’s none of your fucking business. The world knew these cunts used slavery before the world cup. They knew they had strict religious beliefs which makes the gayness illegal.

It should never have been given to the cunts in the first place, how about that you cunts?

But they’ve got it so you either go and shut the fuck up, or stay at home on principle.

But please, please do tell the mad cunts how they should run their country and how to be ‘more progressive ‘ with their religious beliefs.

I look forward to the results.

I’m pretty sure the cunt players won’t miss the opportunity to make a fortune on sponsorship deals during the tournament though, the fucking hypocrites.

I’m sure the 6,500 dead slaves’ families will be thankful for you holding up a banner for ten seconds, while you cream it in and donate fuck all to them, you fucking shithouses.

Remember, black lives matter…well not these ones though.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkwh8A35-AA

Putney Lawn Tennis Club


This tennis club in London has sparked a transgender row after the option for ‘female’ was classed as “no longer valid” on its membership system. A member by the name of Julia Stephenson was trying to renew her £300-per-year membership when she spotted it.

https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/woke-london-tennis-club-slammed-women-not-valid/

(Very short nom, but we allowed it because this needs to be slagged off – NA)

Nominated by: Cunt Me In on

Shot Bullies


Forcing shots on you cunts

People (usually annoying female bosses in my experience) who force shots like tequila on you are cunts.

I’m a simple man, with simple tastes. A pint of ale and none of this fancy muck, thank you very much.

However, I sometimes end up in unavoidable situations where some cunt brings over a tray of shots.

“I’m sorry, but everyone must have at least 3. You must and that’s it! I won’t accept no for an answer, tee hee!”

Well, fuck right off. I fucking hate tequila. Or Jaigermaister. Or that fucking lethal absinthe.

Tequila involves sucking on fruit (lime, not a gay) and arranging salt on your hand. I can’t be fucking arsed with that bollocks. Leave me alone, you twats. And it’s fucking rank. And I’ve had supposed ‘high quality’ tequila too.

If someone said, here’s a great sandwich, but you need to balance a pickle on your forearm, quickly eat some peppercorns with the other hand, take a bite of the sandwich then swiftly gobble up the pickle from your other arm; would you bother?

Would you fuck.

No, fuck off with your shots. I don’t like them, never have and you don’t look ‘cool’ doing them. I just think ‘cunts’ when I see people whooping and doing them in pubs.

A drink goes from a glass into my gob. I’m not doing food and condement gmynastics because you want to pretend it’s an episode of ‘Friends’ or ‘Sex in the City’, you fucking twat.

Fuck off.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Not Enjoying the Things In Life Which Bring You Happiness…


This isn’t a cunting as such, quite the opposite in fact. But hopefully with the permission of the hard working, underpaid and under-appreciated admins (Not sure who they’d be – NA), I would like to put forward a one-off happy cunting. In other words everyday things that make you happy or glad to be alive, or appreciate that life here in the UK isn’t all that bad.

Here’s a few examples:-
Watching reruns of The Good Life and ogling Felicity Kendall’s impeccable arse!
A trip to the local beer garden and enjoying a few drinks with friends on a summer’s evening.
Walking through some of the Lake’s District’s most remote areas and appreciated that this place is really God’s own garden.
Steak & Kidney pie and chips from the local chippy in traditional paper wrapping
German female tourists arriving in their tight-fitting jeans and tops asking for directions while you ogle their “bits”
Pissing all over Porches on my Fireblade at traffic lights
Listening to the musical sounds of the 90s (House, Grunge, Handbag, Thrash
Reading Dick Fiddler’s dreamlike fantasies of trying to entice Gemma Arterton to his mansion in order to take down her particulars.
Listening to Canadian rock band, Rush
Overclocking AMD’s Ryzen Thread Ripper 3990X 64 core 128 thread CPU
Spring and Summer

There’s a few more I have but how about other contributions?

Nominated by: Technocunt