Loved by small children, and apart from the “choking on small parts” warning, apparently loved by parents.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-61041760.amp
I, personally, have never bought any of my darling girls a Kinder egg with its trashy surprise. But Kinder have somehow managed to put more than a one yen piece of plastic in the egg.
Welcome to salmonella.
The unhappy surprise.
Nominated by: Jeezum Priest
A destroyed line of Russian armour grade cutting for election signs please. The slogans they contain, specifically the Lib Dems, and the cunts that display them.
It’s local election time in DiCunty land and orange and black diamonds are popping up all over the land. Oh yes, The lib fucking dems are out and about again. Prominent in this part of the world mainly due to the now thankfully long dead ‘Paddy’ Ashdown.
‘Lib Dems – Winning Here.
Mmm, well they’ve not done so well recently and the current MP is Tory, so that’s not a true statement. There are however plenty of bellends that will vote in the locals for the sandal wearing green/red/ commie car hating EU loving anti democratic pricks.
Lib Dems – ‘Working for you’.
Sadly living in Lib dump council ward I have to say this is just bollocks. They ain’t ‘working’ for no one but themselves it seems. Grass verges like the savannah, drains blocked, hedges overgrown, local polis cut to the bone, no GPS and a constant drip drip drip approval of planning applications to build on green fields and install solar farms everywhere whilst the local towns turn into 3rd world hell holes. Still the council workers have great pension opportunities with all my tax monies.
And the best I saw today – Lib Dems ‘Demand better’.
I do, I demand that any able bodied soul grab one of these signs and the pole it’s mounted on then insert into the nearest orifice of any Lib Dem they encounter.
Any cunt that has one of these signs displayed in their garden or house window needs a date with a fucking hellfire missile fired from a reaper drone.
Nominated by: LeonardoDiCunty
What is wrong with this bunch of cunts, & all that zero carbon crap? Chaining themselves to the scenery, somewhere, on a busy motorway, outside an oil refinery, or supergluing their arse to the tarmac.
Stopping people who may die, if they don’t reach their destination. Oh! & I guess one of their goals is to put the price of fuel up to £2+ per litre. But have they really done all of their homework? So why don’t some of these 1/2 wits protest at windfarms? Now that might sound a bit counterproductive, but yes, unbeknown to these brainless morons, these unsightly wind power plants do actually need a vast quantity of synthetic oil in the gearboxes to make them run efficiently & produce the optimum power.
Fact: This oil is no less harmful than any other oil to the environment, & mineral oil is no better, because of how it is resourced.
https://carzaza.com/synthetic-oil-environment/
(Link provided by our resident Petro-Chemical Engineer, Night Admin – NA)
Yes! Just say the word ‘gearbox,’ & it will almost certainly have oil in it. Maybe one of these bright spark do-gooder protesters who might just happen to have a degree in bio chemistry, could get off their fat sticky arse, & work with the rest of us in finding an alternative solution. Now wouldn’t that be nice?
Nominated by: Lord Scunthorpe
With further intel provided by CuntyMort:
Oh goody gumdrops, Now these eco loons are going to knock on peoples doors to have a proper chat about global warming? Well if the cunts rock up to Cunty Towers they won’t be invited in for a cup of tea or anything. One warning to do yourself a favour mate and fuck off sharpish warning will be given. Next my length of service cable known as the cunt stick will be employed to knock these cunts into the middle of next week.
Any other ideas cunters?
FFS not these piss boiling eco loons again. Isn’t it about fucking time plod came down on these wastes of fucking space and are subjected to the FULL force of the law? If I were Boris plod would be sent in swinging truncheons briskly. If plod refuse sack the cunts and send the army in one warning and open fucking fire. Cunty’s solution would be to send a couple of steamrollers in. I bet the cunts would shit a brick. Anyone arrested lock the cunts up for five years minimum. That might learn the twats after a daily dose of Leroy’s pork sword.
I would like to nominate one Andrew Fox, a recently retired Major in the Parachute Regiment & now full time advocate for bringing as many Afghan’s to the U.K. as possible.
Andrew first came to some prominence when he acted as the Para’s media guy after the excellent programme “Men of War”, about the Parachute Regiment, was aired on British TV.. Andrew then took to the airways to talk extensively about himself & his time in Afghanistan & built a significant following on Twitter. Andrew now seems to feel that bringing as many Afghans to the U.K. as possible is his way of making amends for the failure of the U.K. & it’s allies to “fix” Afghanistan. When asked who will pay for the educational, healthcare, housing and other needs of these families, Andrew cheerfully admits that it won’t be him or his charity but the British state.
Andrew has now set up a funding page – insisting that all his 31k followers must pay towards bringing Afghans to the U.K. if they want to be allowed to continue to follow him on Twitter:
https://mobile.twitter.com/mr_andrew_fox
Andrew has made a name for himself as a mental health campaigner and his insistence on bringing as many Afghans to the U.K. seems to be his version of therapy – in coping with his feelings of guilt about his time in Afghanistan – a very expensive form of therapy for the rest of us!
https://charidy.com/azadi/132
(Help save a goat shagger link provided by our resident humanitarian, Night Admin – NA)
Nominated by: James
I know this will be unpopular with a few people here but I’m sick and tired of conspiracy theories.
The list of conspiracy theories is endless – from moon landing deniers, flat earth believers, New World Order nuts, 9/11 nuts, to endless theories blaming Freemasons, Rothschilds, Jews, Jesuits or whatever group the conspiracy theorist seems to dislike. All palpable nonsense.
It’s an addiction bordering on paranoia. Conspiracy theory addicts will turn their noses up at credible and obvious explanations of an event and instead embrace some wild theory encompassing the Clintons, George Soros, Aliens, Buzz Aldrin and a grassy knoll in Dallas, Texas. Deny them at your peril – you will be told its obvious, staring you in the face and why can’t anyone else see it except themselves. Anyone who disagrees is a stupid “normie”, devoid of the deductive genius that they posess or in thrall to world elites and the MSM.
I’m not talking here about a healthy degree of scepticism and questioning accepted narratives, but something more unhinged than this. Something that happens because people need to connect events and see patterns which aren’t there to make sense of a confusing world, to help deal with anxiety and to make themselves feel special and convince themselves that everyone else is stupid.
Conspiracy theory addicts are trapped in a vicious circle. The cycle of addiction becomes destructive as negative feelings contribute to the belief in conspiracies and the belief in conspiracies results in negative feelings. Sufferers then spend hours trawling the less reputable places on the internet to reinforce these beliefs, creating more anxiety for themselves in the process which they remedy by reading up on even more far out conspiracies.
Conspiracy theory addicts are like opium addicts. Both are destructive patterns of behaviour.
And no, I have not been paid by MI6, the FBI or George Soros to write this.
https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/why-qanon-followers-are-opioid-addicts-why-matters-ncna1277323
https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/pdf/10.1177/0963721417718261
https://rehabaid.com/addiction/conspiracy-theory/
(Additional link provided by our on staff therapist, Night Admin – NA)
Nominated by: MMCM