Sergey Lavrov


Sergey Lavrov, Foreign Minister of Russia.

Officially this goblin faced prick is Foreign Minister of Russia but in reality his job is a Kremlin mouthpiece to spread lies and misinformation about the Ukraine conflict and Russia’s war crimes.

Following the discovery of mass graves with evidence of torture and summary executions of civilians in Bucha and surrounding towns outside of Kiev, he said the “attacks were staged by Ukraine and the West” even suggesting the dead bodies were actors who were bussed in and the whole thing was a conspiracy to undermine Russia. I bet he had the same line of bullshit when Russia was flattening cities in Syria and Chechnya too.

https://www.telesurenglish.net/news/The-Bucha-Images-Are-a-Staging-Russian-Foreign-Minister-Holds-20220406-0009.html

Funny how this not so super superpower is always the victim?

I don’t think for a minute that Lavrov or the rest of Putin’s cronies in the Kremlin will face justice but being handed over the Ukraine military or fucked off to some penal colony where he can complain about his tiny fake cell and the prison guards who are actors inside the fake prison that doesn’t exist to nobody.

To paraphrase the great Winston Churchill, “Russia is riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a giant bullshit sandwich”.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

81 thoughts on “Sergey Lavrov

    • No worries JP.

      Fiddler Shitsock Inc! I like it, he told me he is doing a Harvey Price one and not to expect to see him posting for the rest of the week.

      What’s all this about kimonos? I know they are all the rage in Stockport and Portmeirion but not so much Sheffield.

      • Not at all popular in Sheffield, LL, and I resent any implication that I wear one.

  1. I miss dear old Grim. That is stone faced Gromyko who lied without a twitch of emotion for a succession of Cold War Dictators – Stalin, Kruschev, Brezhnev. What a career!

  2. Lavrov, Putin and the rest are probably not the nicest people on earth.

    But,- who are the thick cunts who have been funding this war and country, and ‘trusting?’ Putin for the last 20 odd years.

    The Western World must be generally thicker than a Gurkha’s foreskin, for funding and becoming too heavily reliant on Russia.

    And fuck the Ukrainians also,- they are probably good at hacking into your bank account etc, and fuck all else. We don’t need any more crap arriving at our doorstep. Just fuck off and fight your own war.

    I genuinely don’t care if Chicken Kiev is getting blown to smithereens.

    Let me know when Russians get to Sheffield or Manchester and I might start worrying or taking action.

  3. I’m sceptical about what the media says but i totally believe my Ukrainian relations and the horror stories they tell , some of it worse than SLY NEWS can conjure up.
    My Polish wife has Ukrainian relatives staying in our flat in Poland . He’s a diplomat and they are desperate to get back home but their town was flattened by Russian bastards at the start of the war.
    Back in WW2 The Poles called them invaders of Rapists and murderers. Nothing has changed.
    I’ve met Russians when on holiday ..ALL of them have been drunken violent thugs . I’m sure there must be decent Russians but i am yet to meet one.

  4. My grandad used to say “never trust a Bolshevik” nothing as changed in a hundred years. Only good Russian is a dead Russian. Fucking evil cunts.

  5. He is trying to hide it, but it looks like he knows he is dead man walking.

  6. this Putin sycophant is one sick bastard….his ugliness definitely match his preposterous reasoning power and argumentation skills. Every time he utters a word it’s bullshit galore. Does he really thinks anyone in the West takes this sick sack of shit seriously?

  7. Putin is a sick, twisted, depraved power crazed fuck! A tiny man in stature with a mind to match. He thinks he’s Peter the Great but he’s really Putin the prick! His army and navy is as laughable as the complete bollocks he talks.. Putin will never control Ukraine under any circumstances, as they will not allow it to happen! His sidekick ballbag Sergey Lavrov is just Putins puppet and whipping boy, with an attitude as ugly as his scum sucking pig like face!

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