A destroyed line of Russian armour grade cutting for election signs please. The slogans they contain, specifically the Lib Dems, and the cunts that display them.

It’s local election time in DiCunty land and orange and black diamonds are popping up all over the land. Oh yes, The lib fucking dems are out and about again. Prominent in this part of the world mainly due to the now thankfully long dead ‘Paddy’ Ashdown.

‘Lib Dems – Winning Here.

Mmm, well they’ve not done so well recently and the current MP is Tory, so that’s not a true statement. There are however plenty of bellends that will vote in the locals for the sandal wearing green/red/ commie car hating EU loving anti democratic pricks.

Lib Dems – ‘Working for you’.

Sadly living in Lib dump council ward I have to say this is just bollocks. They ain’t ‘working’ for no one but themselves it seems. Grass verges like the savannah, drains blocked, hedges overgrown, local polis cut to the bone, no GPS and a constant drip drip drip approval of planning applications to build on green fields and install solar farms everywhere whilst the local towns turn into 3rd world hell holes. Still the council workers have great pension opportunities with all my tax monies.

And the best I saw today – Lib Dems ‘Demand better’.

I do, I demand that any able bodied soul grab one of these signs and the pole it’s mounted on then insert into the nearest orifice of any Lib Dem they encounter.

Any cunt that has one of these signs displayed in their garden or house window needs a date with a fucking hellfire missile fired from a reaper drone.

Nominated by: LeonardoDiCunty