Royal Mail – Robbing Cunts.

I’m sure this is not a rare instance with a lot of people, but over the last 3 years I have mailed Christmas and Birthday cards with money inside, only to find that the recipients either haven’t received the cards, or that the cards have been jimmied open, money removed and resealed again.

This has happened on 7 occasions now, the most recent was 3 days ago when £10 in a birthday card was pinched. (And this was in spite of putting the familiar looking card shape into a larger brown A4 envelope in an attempt to fool the cunts at the Royal Mail. But to no avail)

I would guess some cunts who work at the RM sorting offices, or perhaps posties themselves, must carry some kind of x-ray device that can detect currency notes inside birthday cards.

I’m also pretty sure this con has been going on for donkey’s years and yet there doesn’t seem much you can do about it other than to register a complaint to some self-important complacent cunt in a fancy Royal Mail office. A complaint of which will inevitably will be ignored and shredded.

RM really are cunts in other ways. Fewer people are using their services. But what do they do to attract more custom? Yes, increase the price of stamps (the last increase was back in April with 10p added to a first class stamp to 95p)

And years ago they introduced the complicated algorithm of charges based not only on weight, but also the dimensions of the letter or package.

The latest CEO is some four-eyed cunt called Simon Thompson, on a salary of around £550,000, with a pension of 13.6% linked to his base salary. And then of course there’s the generous performance bonuses!

Seems to me that the only decisions cunts like him make include:-
Increasing prices
Cutting staff
Moan to the government about too much competition from cheaper alternatives.
Receive pay rises/bonuses for shite performance
Moan to the media about “difficult conditions”, “hard decisions”, “To attract the best you have to pay the best!”

Of course these same board directors know all about cash in envelopes – especially brown A4 envelopes stuffed full of twenties and fifties (allegedly).

I bet no one at the local sorting office has the balls to raid any of those!

Second Class Service
First Class Cunts.

Nominated by: Technocunt

‘Complaints against black and Asian lawyers under review by watchdog’

It seems that a disproportional number complaints about lawyers (cunts) are against black and Asians. This is of course being investigated. Without any bias, because it is obviously racist, innit.

”Although previous probes into the issue have found no evidence of discrimination, the SRA admitted that it still does not fully understand the “societal and sociological factors” driving the figures which is why it has asked researchers to step in”

Yes, they didnt get the answer they wanted so will research until they can get the ‘right answer’.
Here’s a thought.
Perhaps these fuckers are institutionally incompetent and corrupt? I doubt that any further research will clarify this.

MSN Link.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

If you wondered if the world has gone completely mental here’s positive proof that it fucking has.

The aforementioned Adams is a dirty trannie who “works” in a YMCA swimming pool in Washington. A regular customer, an 80 year old woman objected to the presence of this piece of filth in the female changing room. He was wearing a female swimming costume and watching little girls getting undressed.

The reaction of the YMCA?….,,,they banned the old Doris!!

The world turned upside down!

NY Post Link.
Daily Fail Link.
(Links provided by Dickie Dribbler)

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

Utter cunt.

So full of his own cuntyness he doesn’t even realise what a self important cunt he is. The amount of times he cuts an interview short with someone interesting on radio 4’s “Today” program because they are “short of time” only for this slap-headed cunt to then go off piste and indulge in a little “joke” or two because, I can only assume, the cunt thinks his shit joke is more important than some scientist making a good and relevant point.

Honestly, I can’t listen to the Today program any more when this gold plated cunt is one of the presenters, he puts me off my porridge.

Nominated by: Richard Parrott

Well, fornicate my aged tan footwear. Flicking through the idiot box this evening I happened to encounter the lisping imbecile who apparently still has a “show” on ”ITV”.

The line up was such that I thought ISAC had sold out and gone mainstream MSM. Russell B Rand, Stevie ‘Boy’ Fry a selection of darkies telling us of their “ “journey” and an assortment of cuntitude that frankly made me think of using the home made gibbet.

Luckily I switched over to BBC1 where an Oprah Winifred Attwell impersonator and jug eared crisp vendor persuaded me that I needed to check my white privilege and genuflect before the altar of St.chicken George so that the beardy weirdo waistcoated bell end that is in charge of the ‘English’ association football team can fuck off to Qatar and trouser a billion Dirhams whilst ignoring the very thing he objects to.

A bit random perhaps but FFS.

Nominated by: Kunte Kunty