UPS.

I have fucking had it with these cunts. Why? Three reasons.

1) They routinely operate a ‘we will deliver when we feel like it’ policy.
2) Deliveries to residential addresses are lowest priority (I know this for a fact).
3) They simply don’t care.

The other day I was running low on packing tape. I didn’t have time to down tools, get in the car, drive over to the local DIY place, put on a fucking mask, deal with mongs, buy the tape and drive home again. Bastard Amazon had what I needed and could deliver the next day. So I placed the order (midday on a Tuesday) and got on with my packing. Bastard Amazon allocated the delivery to UPS(*). The order shipped with a delivery status of “Wednesday by 9PM”. Bit late in the day, but fair enough. All day I waited and nothing showed up. 9PM came and went, then Bastard Amazon updated the delivery status to “shipment delayed but still arriving today”. 10PM came and went, then Bastard Amazon updated the delivery status to “shipment delayed, now expected Thursday or Friday by 9PM”! My package was on that fucking UPS truck for 15 hours and never got delivered. Lovely.

If UPS had any semblance of integrity or professionalism, the package would have been on my door step first thing Thursday morning. Was it? Was it fuck! I needed tape, so Mrs. Yank being the trooper she is, went to the DIY store for me. I then had to do battle with Bastard Amazon. They refused to cancel the order because it was already out for delivery. They suggested I refuse delivery and when the package gets returned to them, they’ll refund my money. There’s more to that part of the story, but I’ll cunt Bastard Amazon another time. 7PM on Thursday evening the cunt UPS driver shows up. Before he got back in his van and drove away, I legged it after him, told him I was refusing delivery and handed him back the box which looked like it had been in a war. He took the box, grunted something and fucked off.

Next thing I know I get an email from Bastard Amazon telling me my order has been delivered! No! No! Fuckity no! Back online with Bastard Amazon to tell them what happened. This time they did refund my money since I had refused delivery as per THEIR suggestion. That’s the end of the matter, right? Wrong! On Sunday, 3 days later, what do I discover outside my front door? Yep, the same fucking box I’d handed back to Stone Age Man on Thursday evening!

I’ve done nothing wrong here and yet have had my time wasted by both UPS and Bastard Amazon who between them couldn’t do the thing they’re in business to do. Pathetic! I’m not contacting Bastard Amazon again or UPS for that matter because this is not my problem to solve. I guess we’ll have to wait and see if Bastard Amazon charge me again for a box they’ll never get back. Fuck ‘em.

* Other delivery services are available and they’re all shit as well

Nominated by: Imitation Yank

Virtue signaling mask wearers.

Yes. Those holier than thou self important Cunts that walk and drive around on there own wearing a fucking muzzle. These fucks get right up my nose ( no pun intended ).

They berate others in supermarkets for coming within a 3 metres of them. Some muzzle wearer last week was directing people the correct way in Tescos , that did it, I went right up to his face and asked him if he’s the fucking corridor Police and told him to fuck off and leave it to the staff to deal with.

As I said before these useful idiots have been so scared by the BBC and SLY that they will be wearing them long after it’s gone and continue to wash their hands a hundred times a day. It’s usually middle class lefties where I live in Hove that do this. What also gets me is these same cunts didn’t believe a word the Government said about Brexit last year now they believe everything they’re told. Muzzles are symbol of obedience. I get it when your tightly squeezed together on Public transport but not in wide open spaces.

Nominated by: Fenton Fistula

…. and this from Paul McCuntley

Boris Johnson is making it mandatory to wear pointless, useless masks in public.

Many of you think it’s a great idea and he should have done it ages ago. You are also cunts. Stupid cunts who for some reason trust the media and the govt, even though they have proved time and time again that they lie, cheat and steal and kill.

The mandatory mask will lead to other mandatory things, like vaccinations and microchipping. And you foolish cunts will be cheering it on. Cunts.

My mask will have a message on it. I haven’t decided on the wording yet. It has to be short and snappy. “Happy now, Cunt?” maybe.

I would like to nominate the number of multicultural adverts. Now i work with many decent black/asian people and they never bang on about this diversity propaganda. Yet television now apears to have this persistent agenda to shove it down are throats. Over and over again! . Now i am not suggesting that blacks/ asians should not be represented. However from my observation it apears about 40% of the these adverts are non white. So going on the basis that they are approximately 13% of the population, they are fucking over represented. Now of course moaning cunt mr Henry, will still whinge, there are to many honkies on tv. ITS NOT BLACK ENOUGH!!.

Yet is this realy about diversity?. Because if so, why are there no chineese people featured. Of course its all about who ever shouts and moans, gets the rewards.

I am now sick and tired of are nation. Are we living in Britania?, the land of Shakespeare, Newton, Churchhill and Dickens. Or are we living in Southern Botswana?

Nominated by: Tono

Recent talk hereabouts of seaside resorts has put me in mind of amusement arcades, and the way they have changed for the worse over the years.

When I was a nipper I loved the pinball machines, the penny pushers, and above all, the coin-operated video games. I cut my teeth on such simple fare as Space Invaders and Pac Man before a few years later gorging the gore-hound in me on the bloody mayhem of such games as Operation Wolf.

Now the games are all carnage-free with nary a decapitated communist in sight, the pinballs have been stolen away to the basements of hipster wankers, and the penny pusher has been transported to television where it forms the basis of ‘Tipping Point’ – a show starring and watched by simpletons, scroungers and scum.

In their place have arrived dancefloor simulators where tosspot Travoltas thrash around like Joey Deacon with a cattle-prod shoved up his cat flap, and claw-grabbers with less grip than Stephen Hawking’s wanking hand. And the prizes on offer? Moth-eaten knock-off Spongebob Squarepants dolls where once you could have got your hands on one of those pens that if you turned it upside down, the girl’s bikini disappeared!

Okay, maybe arcades were never that good, but oh how the shitey have fallen!

Nominated by: Chimp Licker

Yes I know it’s another nom from me but these cunts can’t help themselves.

Simon Pegg has said anyone who criticises BLM needs to ‘shut the fuck up’.

He has proven himself a PC faggot of the liberal-left comedy establishment before, even telling Nick Frost not to say sexist jokes on the Hot Fuzz commentary. He sounded like a prissy little bitch. He’s just another wokelet, bending the knee as Graham Linehan and JK Rowling were before they committed heresy before the priests of woke. He’ll soon be guilty of wrongthink and get chewed up by his Marxist bum chums. Fucking idiot.

All these people I used to watch and think were intelligent and witty are now exposing themselves as basic virtue-signalling/totalitarian drones, and I fucking laugh at them.

Hope Pegg gets fucked up the arse by a big black man.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime