Celeb Non-expats

With the US election looming large and the prospect of another four years of The Donald in charge has reinvigorated Hollywood celebrities with a new bout of ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’. I just read about Tommy Lee, drummer for the heavy metal band Motley Crue and perhaps more famous for bar room brawls, stints in rehab and the infamous sex tape with Baywatch slapper, Pamela Anderson, threatening to leave the US and move to Greece if Trump is re-elected.

Maybe Tommy doesn’t read about current European affairs much, Greece is a bankrupt shithole even before Covid, its financial balls in a German vice, overrun by Third World parasites and massive unemployment.

He’s not alone though, remember four years ago when a slew of posturing Hollywood wankers threatened to leave the USA and move elsewhere when Trump was busy sticking a MAGA size 12 up Hilary’s arse in the polls? Cher, Barbara Streisand, Spike Lee all wet the bed and announced they were off, most laughably of all was Samuel L. Jackson who wanted to move to murder and rape capital of the world South Africa. Maybe he wanted to reconnect with his roots and live in a tin shack in a Joburg township and clean the windscreens of expensive honky cars.

Needless to say not one of these cuntwipes went anywhere, all still making a living flogging their shit music and dull films in a country they despise all the while taking advantage of its constitutional laws on free speech to constantly criticise Donald Trump.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

Unpersoning in the UK

It now seems that having the wrong political opinions can have you, as Orwell would put it, ‘unpersoned’.

I recently saw a video in which two right wing activists (who do not promote violence at all) have had their UK bank accounts closed (Laura Tower and Mark Collett are their names, btw). Now, their views are very a little on the ‘savoury’ end of the spectrum, but they are against violence (but want to make sure white Brits are a large majority in their own country).

Personally, I disagree with some of the things they say, but seeing banks close their accounts because they don’t like their political opinions is scary. ‘But the banks are private companies. It’s up to them who they serve.’

Well…no. That should not be the case in a sane society. With the Rona we are being pushed towards a cashless society. Imagine trying to survive with no bank account in a cashless society?

You could also argue that the gas and electric companies could also refuse your custom on the same basis. Imagine coming home from work to your family to find your bank account closed and your gas and electric cut off for good. And all because the companies don’t like the way you vote?

Where does it end? I’ll tell you. Once the woke cunts get total control (and they’re close) you might be unpersoned yourself because you don’t believe men are women, for example. Or for the bollocks we all post on here.

Companies, particularly ones like banks, should not be permitted to refuse custom based on political persuasion.

Thin end of the fucking wedge, as they say.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Amazon DVD Cuntstomers

Thick cunts on Amazon are – well – cunts.

Usually ‘can’t be arsed’ fuckwits who order an American Region 1 DVD and then complain that it doesn’t play on their Region 2 UK DVD player. There is an alarmingly huge amount of these twats. How fucking hard is it to read DVD guidelines and know what’s what? Not hard at all. But scores of cunts do the ‘Bought it as a gift and disappointed it doesn’t work’.

No, it does work with the right equipment. It’s just that too many people in this country are fucking mongs.

Nominated by: Norman

Wearing Sunglasses Freestyle

Cunts who wear sunglasses ( or any glasses ) on the top of their heads.

I have no idea who started this but their originality is lost in the mists of time. If you don’t want to wear them take them off and put them in your pocket or manbag or what fucking ever. We all know you think you are cool by doing this but you are just making a cunt of yourself.

Don’t get me started on the massive wankers wearing baseball caps with the glasses perched on the peak. You are beyond help mate.

(I cannot stand the cunts who wear baseball caps back to front. The brim is to provide eye shade you utter knobs – NA)

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

Chris Grayling M.P. [5]

A bald headed cunting please for this slaphead windbag of an MP who has been a monumental failure at everything he has put his grubby hands on. But it seems Grayling could fall down Gaylord Adonis’s shitter and come up smelling like Alan Carr, since he has landed a £100,000 job for 7 hours a week:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/chris-grayling-port-advising-role-100000-money-a4549271.html

Obviously the less time he spends “working” the less damage he can do (in theory) and I don’t have any issue with anybody earning (provided they REALLY “earn” it) whatever they can get, but how can this shit be worth that much money?.

It’s not what you know, but who you know……

(ain’t that the fucking truth – admin)

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs