A Woe Is Me, R U Disrespectin’ Me, Man? cunting please for prima donna getaway car driver Lewis Hamilton.
Very fragile little ego, our Lewis has. It seems a former racing driver Jackie Stewart isn’t prepared to bend the knee, and this upsets young Lewis:
He should write to Mr & Mrs Hewitt so they can condole with him. His ego needs a boost.
Nominated by: W. C. Boggs
So I am 60+ year old who has just ordered, amongst other things, a shitty £4 window scrapper from Tool Station. I then get an email stating my order contains an “age restricted product” and I now need to send a copy of my driving licence or passport within 24 hours to some bollox email address or they won’t deliver it.
What a fucking nonsense. So I can send them a copy of my passport, or any other fuckers I find on the internet, they will then deliver the scrapper, irrespective of what spotty adolescent opens the door and takes receipt of it.
The fact I paid on credit card, for which you need to be 18, seems to be neither here nor there. What bell end fires off copies of his passport to fuck knows who, risking identity theft, for a £4 scrapper.
Now I know why they are called Tool Station, because they are a bunch of tools. CUNTS.
Nominated by: Sideline Sid
Wendover in the leafy home counties.
Why so? Well, they have prepared to receive Syrian refugees. Arabic speakers have been sourced. School places organised. Jobs found. How humanitarian and caring.
And the influx of said refugees? – 1 mother, 1 father, 2 small children. And even that has been delayed due to Covid restrictions. 4 refugees.
I may be a bit of a cynic but while the rest of the country, including rural Pembrokeshire is inundated with these fuckers does sleepy Wendover imagine it is doing it’s bit? Can they sleep easily in their virtuous beds? Will the WI have a cake raffle to support the newcomers? Soppy, Southern, do-gooding cunts. They should build a mosque to ease integration.
Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble
Emergency cunting for the Muslim Paris beheading cunt.
I’m sat here typing this having just heard the news that a history teacher has had their head cut off in Paris for showing some cartoons of the prophet Muhammad in a history lesson.
This should be the George Floyd moment For western civilisation we need to say enough is enough. Muslims and the rest of western civilisation If you don’t like a country that has given you all of this
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-34877683
then fuck off back to your third world sand pit and enjoy what’s left.
Nominated by: Cuntsince1066
Emergency cunting for this immensely irritating cunt who acts as if he’s the one elected Prime Minister. And for the BBC for giving this cunt the oxygen of publicity.
Barely been off our screens since that appearance on Question Time last week. Oh wait a minute , guess where the Regional BBC HQ is…. Manchester!!
It is of course entirely coincidental that the Manchester Mayoral Election is in May 2021.
Nominated by: Isaac Hunt