Toolstation

So I am 60+ year old who has just ordered, amongst other things, a shitty £4 window scrapper from Tool Station. I then get an email stating my order contains an “age restricted product” and I now need to send a copy of my driving licence or passport within 24 hours to some bollox email address or they won’t deliver it.

What a fucking nonsense. So I can send them a copy of my passport, or any other fuckers I find on the internet, they will then deliver the scrapper, irrespective of what spotty adolescent opens the door and takes receipt of it.

The fact I paid on credit card, for which you need to be 18, seems to be neither here nor there. What bell end fires off copies of his passport to fuck knows who, risking identity theft, for a £4 scrapper.

Now I know why they are called Tool Station, because they are a bunch of tools. CUNTS.

Nominated by: Sideline Sid

Wendover

Wendover in the leafy home counties.

Why so? Well, they have prepared to receive Syrian refugees. Arabic speakers have been sourced. School places organised. Jobs found. How humanitarian and caring.
And the influx of said refugees? – 1 mother, 1 father, 2 small children. And even that has been delayed due to Covid restrictions. 4 refugees.

I may be a bit of a cynic but while the rest of the country, including rural Pembrokeshire is inundated with these fuckers does sleepy Wendover imagine it is doing it’s bit? Can they sleep easily in their virtuous beds? Will the WI have a cake raffle to support the newcomers? Soppy, Southern, do-gooding cunts. They should build a mosque to ease integration.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Muslim Paris Beheading

Emergency cunting for the Muslim Paris beheading cunt.

I’m sat here typing this having just heard the news that a history teacher has had their head cut off in Paris for showing some cartoons of the prophet Muhammad in a history lesson.

This should be the George Floyd moment For western civilisation we need to say enough is enough. Muslims and the rest of western civilisation If you don’t like a country that has given you all of this

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-34877683

then fuck off back to your third world sand pit and enjoy what’s left.

Nominated by: Cuntsince1066

Andy Burnham [6]

Emergency cunting for this immensely irritating cunt who acts as if he’s the one elected Prime Minister. And for the BBC for giving this cunt the oxygen of publicity.

Barely been off our screens since that appearance on Question Time last week. Oh wait a minute , guess where the Regional BBC HQ is…. Manchester!!

It is of course entirely coincidental that the Manchester Mayoral Election is in May 2021.

Nominated by: Isaac Hunt

The BBC [35]

Yup, yet again the cunts have been at it. ‘Over what?’ I hear you ask?

Ruth Bader-Ginsburg, a feminist, full on lefty with a severe case of Trump derangement syndrome has passed away age 87 after being at death’s door for about 5 years.

While I take no pleasure in that, it seems the BBC are calling her a ‘champion of human rights’; ‘trailblazer’ and generally kissing her arse. Added to that, their sinister tones when stating that Trump is ‘demanding’ that she is replaced ‘immediately’ with his own pick. The message is simple. While her dead body is still warm and the children are still crying, Trump is laughing wickedly as he clears out her desk and installs a Nazi in her place.

Let’s have it right. The woman was a commie cunt out to destroy the USA. The USA voted for Trump but this fucker was blocking him from doing the bidding of the nation at every opportunity.

But this hasn’t stopped the BBC from reporting on her death as though the world is mourning the passing of a communist supreme court judge. Just because she’s died shouldn’t create such a false narrative about her.

They’ll be saying that next, the orange man will take a dump on her grave and dig up her rotting corpse.

Abolish the BBC (I don’t pay for it btw). The cunts have been taking the piss for far too long now.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

(It was mentioned on the BBC’s 50th nomination that we’d had two previous BBC nominations numbered 49. Well, yes and no. When we convert nominations to actual daily posts, we search for “The BBC”. The first #49 was titled “The Impartial BBC” which didn’t come up whereas the second #49 was titled “The BBC” which did. Hence the confusion over the numbering. To make amends, we’ll skip 51 and head straight onto 52. Glad you’re paying attention. Carry on  – NA)