Spitting footballers / golfers / cricketers – I’m sick of seeing these dirty bastards continually gobbing on the grass. We’re in the middle of a pandemic yet they allow these thick cunts to spread disease and nothings ever done about it. You actually get coppers at these events with no crowds but fuck all is ever done. Too busy fining an old dear for taking a breather on a park bench? I wouldn’t fine them, moneys no object to them, I’d take points, lower their scores. I never gobbed on the grass when I played sport, why the fuck do they have to do it? Especially the modern day footballers, absolute thick as shit scrubbers. What makes me laugh is when one of the players accuses an opponent of spitting at him whilst there’s 4 pints of gob on the pitch already. Stupid fucking cunts.

(Check out this news story about footballers, spitting and swine ‘flu from 2009. You read that correctly – 2009! – NA)

Nominated by: Bob Frapples

The woke generation changing our basic tenet of free expression.

The sports pages full of how aghast and shocking it is that ??‍♀️ Justin Thomas should utter under his breath, to himself about himself : wait for it; drum roll; the highly offensive gay slur
“Faggot” crying ? out loud ffs what is going on ???

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13702829/justin-thomas-golfer-homophobic-slur-apology-hawaii/

Loads and loads of examples of this outrage this was the first one that came up other than the guardian on a google search.

I’m sick of being constantly told what I can and can’t say and not to be homophobic transphobic islamaphobic aracnaphobic etc. If I want to be afraid ? or repulsed or think something is wrong then I reserve the right to bloody well be so. The woke rewritters of what we are allowed to say do and think can fuck off.

Yes live and let live but I am scared of certain phobia and repulsed by others and blokes sticking their cocks in each other I find repulsive. I don’t want to stop them that would not be fair to them but I don’t want to be constantly told that I am wrong because I find shit stabbing sick.

The world western ? has lost all sense of free thought and speech.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

A “fuck you, Sir” cunting for our wonderful and ennobled Knights of the Realm (Expat division). What they really deserved was for the Queen to shaft the cunts through the knackers with her sword. Here’s a brief selection. I could just as easily choose dozens more as I’m sure fellow ISACs could too:-

Branson. For services to hypocrisy.
Cheeky multimillionaire all too quick to get the Covid begging bowl out last Spring for his crappy airline from the warmth of his Caribbean tax haven.

Connery. For services to champagne socialism.
Decades of tax avoidance yet all too quick to wave the saltire from the comfort of his Bahamas mansion. As if Indy ever made a difference to him (unless in that Harry Ford film).

Green. For services to asset-stripping.
Inflicted misery on thousands of redundant BHS/Topshop staff and pensioners whilst swanning around on a fuck-you gin palace and counting his – yep – tax free dividends.

Ratcliffe and Dyson. For services to extreme tax avoidance.
Two for the price of one cunting for a combination of recently shifting either their own or their company’s domicile/ tax base to Monaco / Singapore whilst continuing to claim millions from the cash strapped U.K. taxpayer in farming subsidies and R&D grants.

Nominated by: Isaac Hunt

Amazon product question answerers……?

Ok, so this is a niche cunting, but it really really fucks me off.

Short background; Amazon has a section on each product listing where you can ask a question, and then customers who have bought the product can answer those questions. Seems like a simple, efficient way of knowing if that product is right for you…….except; the only people who respond are thick as fudge, examples:

Q: Is this bpa free?
I believe so but to be honest I’ve thrown the leaflet out so can’t be certain.
Amazon Customer · 7 months ago

Q: which country is it manufactured?
I have no idea. It wasn’t something that I was a deciding factor for me buying it.
blueonyx · 3 months ago

Q: Where is this made?
Going to guess that it’s in a factory
Ben · 2 months ago

The last one is clearly a troll, but you get the picture. Most people reply with “I don’t know” or “I haven’t used it for that”. Then why fucking respond you fucking gonad?! This, to me, is how social media has re-wired people’s brains, they feel like they have to post something, anything, even if they know fuck all about what they’re talking about.

Sorry for the very obscure rant and you won’t have a clue what I’m on about unless you’ve experienced this yourselves. But I feel better for getting it off my chest. Maybe product reviews would be a broader cunting, but they’re hit and miss, this however, is excruciating.

(Kindly be aware that Amazon supports BLM. News story here . Plus the report of 18 companies, including Amazon, who give BLM money here. – NA)

Nominated by: elcuntio

Seconded by Spanky Mc Spank with this:

I will second this, Amazon sellers get asked all sorts of useless questions by a thick uneducated public.

Will this PS5 game work on my PC?

Does the original Gameboy have an HDMI socket?

Why does my head resemble a cabbage?

Fuck the lot of them.

…and although not directly related, here’s another one from Halloween Cunthook

Amazon.

Not only are they having a dick sizing comp but the likes of amazon twatter, facey space, yt and gobble are now showing the world exactly who’s boss.

Silencing Trump via platforms and all talk of what the sane thinking world actually knows what happened and all the while claiming “it’s because violence incited” they are blatantly allowing shit that goes the other way along with it.

https://newsbusters.org/blogs/techwatch/corinne-weaver/2021/01/14/kill-all-republicans-amazon-sells-204-items-promoting

It’s almost as if Dorsey, Zuckerberg and Bezos got a little side bet going to see who can take the piss the most.

Billionaire cunts all of them.