Victoria Prentis

Victoria Prentis MP and Fisheries Minister, who failed to read the Fisheries ( or any other ) agreement , before voting it through in Parliament. As Fisheries Minister, I would have thought that even a cursory scan was a simple requirement.
So. Hauled before the committee to account ( following SNP outrage at her incompetence ) the said Minister said that she ..”..didn’t have time to read the agreements ” as I was too busy arranging the Nativity Trail event at that time..” ( and so on ) “It was a matter of priorities ” ( EH!!!! )
She ( Prentis) went on to say, that “we were not given what we asked for of the EU” ( THEY are OUR Fucking waters you dim bitch ! )” but we did jolly well.” ( Did we ? )

The sad sack of shit ( married to a lawyer of course ) has been elected to the North Oxford Constituency by the flock of sheep who put her there. As an ardent remainer, she voted for the approval of Johnson’s “all singing, all dancing , oven ready, most brilliant deal of the century” because the head shepherd said so, “and I followed the party recommendations of the Prime Minister”

Well, this is an example of the fucking cretins that Govern us. A cunting please for this sad sack of Tory Dollop forced from the buttocks of a travellers Donkey!

(News story link provided by NA)

Nominated by: Fr. Upp

Vaccine Fake News


Hope for the Parking Stanley community. Peace be upon them.

Fake news is rife in the community. Who would have thought that a community in which a significant proportion blame 9/11 on Mossad would be taken in by such nonsense?

Dr Sood from NHS England says:-

“We need to be clear and make people realise there is no meat in the vaccine, there is no pork in the vaccine, it has been accepted and endorsed by all the religious leaders and councils and faith communities.”

To reinforce this message he is ensuring that it is translated into whatever languages so that the progressive, liberated, culturally integrated can understand it.

I am sure you will join me in hoping that no tragedy befalls these unfortunate people.

(Link provided by Cuntlestiltskin)

Nominated by: Cunstable Cuntbubble

Sasha Johnson [2]


Oh dear, This race baiter is off again. For the love of God, what the FUCK is her problem? Race offenders register? Oh please do fuck off. This has to be stamped on PDQ.
She and her rabid little mates must be setting race relations back to the 1950’s

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9085623/Leader-Black-Lives-Matter-inspired-political-party-calls-race-offenders-register.html

Nominated by: CuntyMort

Seconded by: Quick Draw McGraw

What’s her problem? White people, that’s her problem. An even bigger problem for her, is that she lives in a predominantly white country. That must really sting for the racist bitch. She’s demanded ‘holocaust’ sized reperations and a register for racists. The latter wouldn’t be a good idea for her, her name would be the first on in it.

Affirmative Action


Affirmative action is just about the most negative affirmative imaginable.

Once upon a time, at a work place that I am aware of, there was a female employee who was easy on the eye, bright, and a welcome and warm presence in any room.

However her position was made dissatisfying to her – in order that, when she inevitably left, it could be ceded to someone more ‘deserving’.

That ‘someone’ being a sow; a lumbering dull-eyed mound, an incurious bovine lump bristling with body-hair and resentments.

But she is some shades darker in hue than her predecessor, so evidently all’s well, eh?

Nominated by: Chimp Licker

European Union [4]


I would like to request an emergency cunting for the EU. The glorious Fourth Reich have got their shitty, star spangled eurodraws in a knot, because Pfizer and Astrazeneca have had production problems and will not be able to supply the agreed amounts of vaccine in the agreed timeframe.

Therefore, a diktat has been issued from the Fuhrerbunker, that all planned vaccine exports must be notified to ZE AUTHORITIES, AT ONCE !! So that appropriate steps can be taken. This is more problematic for Pfizer, as the Astrazeneca is mainly produced in the UK. But, the EU, Being right cheeky cunts, have said that there will be no problems with exporting the Astrazeneca product from the UK to the Fatherland. Which is more than can be said for everything else we try to export to them, since BRINO, they’re wrapping everything up in red tape and petty officialdom.
Fuck off you eurotrash cunts.

I hope the Yellow Peril fucking ravages you, you sneaky protectionist cunts.

Get To Fuck.

https://news.sky.com/story/covid-19-boris-johnson-warns-eu-against-restrictions-on-coronavirus-vaccine-supplies-12199642

Nominated by: Jack The Cunter