Monkey-tail beards are for cunts, aren’t they.

Are you tired of your hipster beard?
Do you want to look like even more of a twat?

? Why not try ….the monkey tail beard! ?

It starts at one ear then wraps around the chin and mouth to complete the I Am A Wanker look.

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Step 1 – Grow a beard
Step 2 – Shave off one sideburn
Step 3 – Carve out the area below the bottom lip
Step 4 – Clean up the edges to complete that chinstrap monkey tail appearance.

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Congratulations!

? You now look like a cunt.

(No really, it’s a thing. We checked. More here. – NA)

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

Ok I know that most people that have had any dealings with this shit show are already fully aware of what a bunch of cunts they are especially when trying to resolve a problem.
Now they have decided to out cunt themselves and tell their hard working dedicated Engineers that they have to accept the shittiest of shit employment terms and conditions or basically they can all fuck off and become pizza delivery drivers (no offence).
The same Engineers that provide 24/7 emergency cover and regularly visit confirmed covid customers to ensure they have hot water and heating.
A strike is now ongoing as Engineers have decided to tell Cunt in Chief Chris O’Shame to go fuck himself.

Dirty fucking Cunts!

News Story is here.

Nominated by: Shaggy Mcshagnasty

Bare faced, opportunist hypocrisy is a bit of a cunt isnt it? An example below:-

‘Marcus Rashford and a group of celebrity chefs and campaigners have called on Boris Johnson to review the government’s free school meals policy.
The group, including Jamie Oliver, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall and Tom Kerridge, have written to the PM asking him to “fix” the system long-term.
They called for a strategy to help “end child food poverty” before the summer holidays.’

Child food poverty. In a country where 20% 0f children are obese the wicked Tories are starving kids, just like poor saint Marcus was starved.

However, to the rescue comes:-
St Marcus with his convenient tax arrangements and no danger of any cost falling his way. (Example of which is here – NA)
Jamie Oliver who has folded companies owing millions (allegedly) and throwing many out of work. (Case in point here – NA)
And the rest of the me me fucking me ‘celebrity’ chefs, in whose restaurants you can pick up a miniscule starter for as little as £30.

How virtuous, cost effective and despicable are these cunts?

(News story is here – NA)

(Links provided by Dickie Dribbler – NA)

Nominated by (with NO links): Cunstable Cuntbubble

The New Yorker is a magazine with a high opinion of itself and is so politically correct that most ISACers would banish it to their bogs. I recently wrote to the editor to ask why it capitalized the word “black” for black people but used a small letter for “white” people. This looked like racism, I suggested. I received a reply which is as convoluting and confused as most of the articles which appear in the magazine. The gist of it is that anyone who thinks “white” should also be capitalized is a white supremacist. The reply even admits the magazine´s inconsistency but tough luck whitey. That´s the way they do things at the New Yorker. Read it for yourself.

“Thank you for your note. As the magazine’s editor, David Remnick, noted in a message to the staff, the decision to capitalize “Black” came after he spoke to a range of writers, editors, and staff members about the issue. The urge to capitalize “Black” to refer to people of the African diaspora is clearly a matter of respect, and it has emerged as a preferred form. The adjective has been capitalized for years in many academic venues and mainstream publications, and earlier this year it became standard at the Boston Globe, the Associated Press, the New York Times,
and the Wall Street Journal. The terms “brown” and “white” are problematic. As an ethnic or racial description, “brown” is far more elusive as an adjective, since it doesn’t describe a shared heritage; it can take in peoples of Middle Eastern, South Asian, Indigenous, or Latin-American origin. Capitalizing “White” is even more vexing, as the people who seem to be calling most ardently for its capitalization are so often white-supremacist groups. The magazine recognizes the inconsistency in having “Black,” “brown,” and “white”; but, all things considered, for now it’s what we have decided to do. “

Nominated by: Mr Polly

A sad tale.

Pregnant influencer Emily Mitchell’s cause of death revealed after she passes away aged 36
Emily Mitchell, an influencer who passed away just before Christmas, died of a pulmonary embolism, her family has revealed.

Never heard of her but as an ‘influencer’ presumably she earned money for promoting shit. And the reason for this cunting? Well:-

‘Her family have revealed her cause of death on a GoFundMe set up to raise money for her grieving husband and children.’

There you have it. Why not turn a tragedy into a sordid fundraiser? If you live by making money from pointless ‘influencing’ fucking morons why not continue into the grave courtesy of your grasping husband.
Anyone wishing to contribute can look on GoFuckme.

(Link provided by Cuntlestiltskin – NA)

Nominated by: Cunstable Cuntbubble