The British government recently announced safe havens for up to 5 million Hong Kong nationals to apply for UK citizenship. Experts believe up to 2 million Hongkongers will take up the offer and move here over the next 5 years.

This comes in the face of China’s continued crackdown on democracy, freedom of speech, tyrannical government (all sound familiar?) on the island, that was once part of the British commonwealth, but was subsequently handed back to China in 1997.

Economists believe such a huge inflow of skilled, middle-class workers into the country could bring “billions” to the UK economy!

Which is all very well and good, but where are they all going to live, can the current infrastructure and various public services (schools, hospitals, emergency services) cope, and will this influx make it even more difficult for ordinary white working class people, especially kids, to get a fair footing when it comes to finding employment in their own country?

And I also wonder how the libtards will react should such a large influx of Asians start to become the new media darlings in the UK, thus pushing the BLM mob into the long grass.

Whatever happens, any hope of Britain trying to distance itself from Blair’s disastrous Multiculturalism project after Brexit, will be dashed by this latest move.

https://www.msn.com/en-xl/news/other/the-hong-kong-migrants-fleeing-to-the-uk/ar-BB1cS3NG

Nominated by: Technocunt

A diverse cunting for East Anglia brewers Greene King.

In the spirit of the great and glorious 21st century phenomenon of not offending non-white people and that only black lives matter, Greene King have decided to rename the Black Boy in Bury St Edmunds because “the name could cause offense to some people” and they’re looking for suggestions for a new name.

I would suggest perhaps “The White Slaver”, “The Evil imperialist”, “The White Trash” or perhaps “The Honky’s Head” the later being accompanied with a pub sign showing the aforementioned head on a plate help by a black headsman.

However it is likely this could offend some white folk, not that this seems to be anything that needs to be considered these days.

Frankly,GK should simply have grown a pair and told these poor easily offended people to fuck the fuck off…

Link to story :
https://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/local-news/greene-king-rename-four-pubs-19632345.amp

Nominated by: Dioclese

And seconded by: mikdys

Please publish this one – Greene King have done exactly this with the Black Boy in Shinfield Berks.

I remember, back in the 80’s, they had an inset in the wall outside and a wooden manikin of a black native boy inside it. Looked like it had been there for many years and the owners kept it painted up and looking good. Then, in the 90’s I think if might have been, the manikin went and the sign changed to a chimney sweep’s boy. Then in the 00’s the signage changed to a black horse.

I thought it was bad in the 80’s, buckling to political correctness, but having to change the name completely is absolutely taking the pee.

We could do with somebody like Putin running the UK. He’s on record as saying:”immigrants need Russia more than Russia needs immigrants so, if immigrants don’t like what Russia is, they should go elsewhere”. The same applies to “wokes” – go and be a (unt elsewhere!

A rather infectious cunting please for what I call Plague Lingo, or the simpering infectious bullshit that we’re served up by big business in the name of Community Spirit.

‘Feeding the nation’ – A phrase chundered out by supermarkets loving the inflated sense of their own importance. No, sunbeam, you’re not. You’re a 36-year-old Dungeons and Dragons player scrubbing the piss-encrusted latrines in Morrisons in Chorlton-cum-Hardy. You aren’t coming round after the Archers omnibus to feed me warm blancmange off a plastic spoon.

‘We’re all in this together’ – We really aren’t. Some of us are living off microwaved pouches of cat food in a one-bedroom bedsit with nothing to do but wank ourselves into oblivion. Others are perfectly happy to spaff away the economy and other people’s mental health indefinitely as long as they never have to take the Thameslink again. Others still are mates or wives of shitbag Tory ministers, so have made a few sov on the back of the bat ‘flu. So no, in it together we ain’t.

‘Together we can do this’ – Again, we’re buying a few tins of sherbet in the supermarket, not skipping hand in hand to a utopia where nobody ever has to cough again and everyone has a shrine to Saint Chris Shitty in the downstairs khazi. And what’s ‘this’? Together we can do what? Capture and castrate Boris Johnson? In fairness it might take a few of us to back that sack of lard into a corner.

‘Let’s stay safe’ – This isn’t an Enid Blyton novel; picture the kind of (probably Lib Dem) milquetoast wanker who, in 2021, turns to someone else and says, wringing their hands, “Darling, let’s stay safe”. “Oh yes dearest, let’s!” Let’s. Fuck off. And as for ‘safe’ – they wouldn’t give a fuck if you tripped over an aubergine, or had a heart attack after finding out the price for Preparation H. Nor did they give a fuck last year if you went into one of their ‘stores’ with the ‘flu. But not any more; let’s stay safe! Let’s! Fucking let’s! Because otherwise you might actually have to spend a few days with the wife.

I know it doesn’t seem like much but this collectivist, faux-concerned bollocks chills me to the bone. If we all care so fucking deeply about each other why the hell are we sending four tins of beans and a wizened mushroom to free school meals kids, or losing hundreds of thousands of potentially dangerous people’s criminal records?

I could go on, but maybe you cunts could take it from here and come up with a few more bits of nauseating bat-flu bollocks? Let’s – fucking let’s again – think of it as Cunts in the Community.

Nominated by: Gloria Stitz

Monkey-tail beards are for cunts, aren’t they.

Are you tired of your hipster beard?
Do you want to look like even more of a twat?

? Why not try ….the monkey tail beard! ?

It starts at one ear then wraps around the chin and mouth to complete the I Am A Wanker look.

?

Step 1 – Grow a beard
Step 2 – Shave off one sideburn
Step 3 – Carve out the area below the bottom lip
Step 4 – Clean up the edges to complete that chinstrap monkey tail appearance.

??

Congratulations!

? You now look like a cunt.

(No really, it’s a thing. We checked. More here. – NA)

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous