(We had quite a few nominations for Tom, his hospital, the NHS, his family and more. So we consolidated them all into one Big Cunting. Enjoy!  – DA)

Captain Tom Moore deserves a total cunting.

This fucking old spastic cunt is a joke, he made captain, barely 3 ranks above private. Hardly a sergeant, general or brigadier.
Yet this old cunt was lauded over by the UK media as if he had won the war. This fucking old dementia-laden cunt was used by both his family and the media (and Piers Morgan) to syphon money from the dumb fuck public.

Yes ‘he’ raised £30 million for the NHS, but what they never mention is all this money has been distributed between ‘NHS’ funded charities. The NHS will never see a fucking penny, It will all go to those parasitical ‘charities’ who state they are raising for the ‘NHS’.

Nominated by: dumbasscovidtwats

(oh boy, here we go – NA)

2nd by Gloria Stitz with this:

I have to stress right at the start of this one that I’m sorry the old boy has cashed in his chips, but the publicity whirlwind surrounding Captain Sir Tom Moore is a bit of a cunt, no?

The amount of mawkish faux grief expressed since his passing actually makes me feel quite uncomfortable. If you bumped into him on the Clapham omnibus twelve months ago you wouldn’t know him from Adam. Now, though, there are positively Mediterranean outpourings of grief which is more than reminiscent of the decade where much of the nation, including the tabloids that finished her off, wept and wailed over Princess Diana. Now we have politicians who have done less for the health service than Harold Shipman positively screaming at the sky over his loss. Maybe I’m just a hard-faced old slapper but other than the kind of mild ‘aww’ that follows hearing about a neighbour’s hamster dying, I just can’t get upset about it. I didn’t know the chap. It’s a really weird phenomenon.

He did, frankly, what amounts to a sponsored walk for charity. That’s great; it’s fantastic that so much money was raised for a good cause and I’ll be buggered if I have the energy to mooch round the garden at that age.

But all this really hasn’t been about Tom has it? It’s got all the hallmarks of a story that the ‘stuffed shirts’ at various parties with vested interests have grabbed and run with.

A daughter who is very much stuck into the marketing and PR business, and who encouraged him to get out his Zimmer frame in the first place, and had the skills to ensure it went viral. Her public profile has massively increased off the back of this. We have barely heard anything from the other daughter who stands to gain a lot less. Barbados also seems like – I don’t know – an odd choice for a centenarian?

Big business has taken their thirty pieces of silver too and British Airways were very quick to gift the family a holiday to Barbados – in the middle of a bloody pandemic – so they can ride the wave of ‘feel good’ in a time where it could be cynically suggested that nobody’s thinking much about the airlines at all.

Public figures who like the look of a few quid rushed to be associated with him – Piers Moron has had a lot to say about it and the less said about that terrible Michael Ball single the better. He wasn’t a singer; he couldn’t even sing, but heaven forbid Ball and his record label cunts didn’t get a slice of the pie.

And of course it’s become politically expedient to dine out on the affair too. It appeals to the likes of Boris Johnson because it invokes his favourite war rhetoric and promotes the narrative of the healthcare system as a charity case rather than something we need to have an intelligent conversation about funding through taxation. It appeals to Keir bloody Starmer because he can be photographed clapping like a twat on his doorstep which is an easy win rather than, you know, coming up with some policies.

TLDR: Rest in peace Captain Sir Tom Moore, but mawkishness, milquetoastery and faux-concerned greed are cunts.

3rd by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea:

Seconded, Ms Stitz. There is talk of a statue to Uncle Tom and a state funeral ffs. The only non royals to get a state funeral that I know of were The Duke of Wellington and Winston Churchill. This cuntry is truly in the toilet.

4th by Spanky Mc Spank:

I will second this cunting.

This who charade makes me sick to my mother fuckin stomach.

The good captain and his shifty family, the “holiday” in Barbados, Fat cunt Boris and his 18.00 clap for Tom, Hancock and his fucking stupid statue idea.

They can all kiss my balls and by now Tom will be across the Styx and sitting at the right hand of Hades where his eternal punishment will be to walk round his onion patch for all eternity.

5th… this time from Mark

I would like to nominate Captain Tom’s Hospital and Trust for being an absolute two faced, cunt(s).

Whilst I fully agree with his family being let in the hospital to stay with him, why does everybody else have to wait at home until their loved one dies?

This is a fucking piss take. One rule for some people and another for the rest of us unimportant twats.

This has really boiled my piss. I will not be watching TV for a few weeks until this shit has died down (pardon the pun). Every fucking so called celeb will be paying tribute just to get their cunting names on TV. Virtue signaling cunts the fucking lot of them.

Fuck off.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/captain-tom-moore-dead-nhs-nurses-in-heartbreaking-tribute-privilege-to-care-for-him/ar-BB1djTOa

6th…….and in a similar vein, here’s one from Elecuntrian 

Taking the Piss
This nom is nothing against Cpt Tom good bloke had a good innings, my dad was in Burma same time as him sadly he died 49 years ago. This is a cunting for all those taking the piss out of the majority of us. First off where did the Captain catch the virus no one tells us, his family were at his bedside when he died are they all self isolating now? Rita Bora can swanny off to Australia to do fucking telly show she could have done by video link. I have a daughter who has been going through cancer treatment the past twelve months and we can’t get over there and thousands of Oz citizens stranded. I could go on but I’m so pissed off at being pissed on.
PS Love this site.

7th nom …and this time from mikdys

We’ll probably never know more details about how Capt Sir Tom caught Covid. The pneumonia story does seem a bit “chicken and egg”. Did he catch it in some other way and then catch Covid when in hospital being treated, or was it due to Covid caught elsewhere? I’d always thought he was at high risk with all the media attention, but that’s probably a lesser risk than visiting a hospital I’d guess. He’d recently had “the holiday of a lifetime”, visiting Barbados before the lockdown, so that was probably another risk exposure for him. He seemed happy taking these risks, all inside the law and, rightly, much respected by society. It’s a shame he couldn’t have gone on a bit longer but his final year was epic and I’m sure he wouldn’t have traded the gambles for a bit more time.

Having said the above, there do seem to be double standards in play. BLM and XR protests being allowed to happily ignore the rules while penniless uni students are fined £10k each for doing likewise. MP’s travelling the length of the country by train, spreading Covid around, while others are fined for driving too far to take a walk in the open air in the countryside.

And you are right, as with most other things, the silent majority bear the brunt of it all. Unless you are an MP, or a “woke icon”, you have to suck it up☹️

The British government recently announced safe havens for up to 5 million Hong Kong nationals to apply for UK citizenship. Experts believe up to 2 million Hongkongers will take up the offer and move here over the next 5 years.

This comes in the face of China’s continued crackdown on democracy, freedom of speech, tyrannical government (all sound familiar?) on the island, that was once part of the British commonwealth, but was subsequently handed back to China in 1997.

Economists believe such a huge inflow of skilled, middle-class workers into the country could bring “billions” to the UK economy!

Which is all very well and good, but where are they all going to live, can the current infrastructure and various public services (schools, hospitals, emergency services) cope, and will this influx make it even more difficult for ordinary white working class people, especially kids, to get a fair footing when it comes to finding employment in their own country?

And I also wonder how the libtards will react should such a large influx of Asians start to become the new media darlings in the UK, thus pushing the BLM mob into the long grass.

Whatever happens, any hope of Britain trying to distance itself from Blair’s disastrous Multiculturalism project after Brexit, will be dashed by this latest move.

https://www.msn.com/en-xl/news/other/the-hong-kong-migrants-fleeing-to-the-uk/ar-BB1cS3NG

Nominated by: Technocunt

A diverse cunting for East Anglia brewers Greene King.

In the spirit of the great and glorious 21st century phenomenon of not offending non-white people and that only black lives matter, Greene King have decided to rename the Black Boy in Bury St Edmunds because “the name could cause offense to some people” and they’re looking for suggestions for a new name.

I would suggest perhaps “The White Slaver”, “The Evil imperialist”, “The White Trash” or perhaps “The Honky’s Head” the later being accompanied with a pub sign showing the aforementioned head on a plate help by a black headsman.

However it is likely this could offend some white folk, not that this seems to be anything that needs to be considered these days.

Frankly,GK should simply have grown a pair and told these poor easily offended people to fuck the fuck off…

Link to story :
https://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/local-news/greene-king-rename-four-pubs-19632345.amp

Nominated by: Dioclese

And seconded by: mikdys

Please publish this one – Greene King have done exactly this with the Black Boy in Shinfield Berks.

I remember, back in the 80’s, they had an inset in the wall outside and a wooden manikin of a black native boy inside it. Looked like it had been there for many years and the owners kept it painted up and looking good. Then, in the 90’s I think if might have been, the manikin went and the sign changed to a chimney sweep’s boy. Then in the 00’s the signage changed to a black horse.

I thought it was bad in the 80’s, buckling to political correctness, but having to change the name completely is absolutely taking the pee.

We could do with somebody like Putin running the UK. He’s on record as saying:”immigrants need Russia more than Russia needs immigrants so, if immigrants don’t like what Russia is, they should go elsewhere”. The same applies to “wokes” – go and be a (unt elsewhere!

A rather infectious cunting please for what I call Plague Lingo, or the simpering infectious bullshit that we’re served up by big business in the name of Community Spirit.

‘Feeding the nation’ – A phrase chundered out by supermarkets loving the inflated sense of their own importance. No, sunbeam, you’re not. You’re a 36-year-old Dungeons and Dragons player scrubbing the piss-encrusted latrines in Morrisons in Chorlton-cum-Hardy. You aren’t coming round after the Archers omnibus to feed me warm blancmange off a plastic spoon.

‘We’re all in this together’ – We really aren’t. Some of us are living off microwaved pouches of cat food in a one-bedroom bedsit with nothing to do but wank ourselves into oblivion. Others are perfectly happy to spaff away the economy and other people’s mental health indefinitely as long as they never have to take the Thameslink again. Others still are mates or wives of shitbag Tory ministers, so have made a few sov on the back of the bat ‘flu. So no, in it together we ain’t.

‘Together we can do this’ – Again, we’re buying a few tins of sherbet in the supermarket, not skipping hand in hand to a utopia where nobody ever has to cough again and everyone has a shrine to Saint Chris Shitty in the downstairs khazi. And what’s ‘this’? Together we can do what? Capture and castrate Boris Johnson? In fairness it might take a few of us to back that sack of lard into a corner.

‘Let’s stay safe’ – This isn’t an Enid Blyton novel; picture the kind of (probably Lib Dem) milquetoast wanker who, in 2021, turns to someone else and says, wringing their hands, “Darling, let’s stay safe”. “Oh yes dearest, let’s!” Let’s. Fuck off. And as for ‘safe’ – they wouldn’t give a fuck if you tripped over an aubergine, or had a heart attack after finding out the price for Preparation H. Nor did they give a fuck last year if you went into one of their ‘stores’ with the ‘flu. But not any more; let’s stay safe! Let’s! Fucking let’s! Because otherwise you might actually have to spend a few days with the wife.

I know it doesn’t seem like much but this collectivist, faux-concerned bollocks chills me to the bone. If we all care so fucking deeply about each other why the hell are we sending four tins of beans and a wizened mushroom to free school meals kids, or losing hundreds of thousands of potentially dangerous people’s criminal records?

I could go on, but maybe you cunts could take it from here and come up with a few more bits of nauseating bat-flu bollocks? Let’s – fucking let’s again – think of it as Cunts in the Community.

Nominated by: Gloria Stitz