Hope for the Parking Stanley community. Peace be upon them.

Fake news is rife in the community. Who would have thought that a community in which a significant proportion blame 9/11 on Mossad would be taken in by such nonsense?

Dr Sood from NHS England says:-

“We need to be clear and make people realise there is no meat in the vaccine, there is no pork in the vaccine, it has been accepted and endorsed by all the religious leaders and councils and faith communities.”

To reinforce this message he is ensuring that it is translated into whatever languages so that the progressive, liberated, culturally integrated can understand it.

I am sure you will join me in hoping that no tragedy befalls these unfortunate people.

(Link provided by Cuntlestiltskin)

Nominated by: Cunstable Cuntbubble

Oh dear, This race baiter is off again. For the love of God, what the FUCK is her problem? Race offenders register? Oh please do fuck off. This has to be stamped on PDQ.
She and her rabid little mates must be setting race relations back to the 1950’s

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9085623/Leader-Black-Lives-Matter-inspired-political-party-calls-race-offenders-register.html

Nominated by: CuntyMort

Seconded by: Quick Draw McGraw

What’s her problem? White people, that’s her problem. An even bigger problem for her, is that she lives in a predominantly white country. That must really sting for the racist bitch. She’s demanded ‘holocaust’ sized reperations and a register for racists. The latter wouldn’t be a good idea for her, her name would be the first on in it.

Affirmative action is just about the most negative affirmative imaginable.

Once upon a time, at a work place that I am aware of, there was a female employee who was easy on the eye, bright, and a welcome and warm presence in any room.

However her position was made dissatisfying to her – in order that, when she inevitably left, it could be ceded to someone more ‘deserving’.

That ‘someone’ being a sow; a lumbering dull-eyed mound, an incurious bovine lump bristling with body-hair and resentments.

But she is some shades darker in hue than her predecessor, so evidently all’s well, eh?

Nominated by: Chimp Licker

I would like to request an emergency cunting for the EU. The glorious Fourth Reich have got their shitty, star spangled eurodraws in a knot, because Pfizer and Astrazeneca have had production problems and will not be able to supply the agreed amounts of vaccine in the agreed timeframe.

Therefore, a diktat has been issued from the Fuhrerbunker, that all planned vaccine exports must be notified to ZE AUTHORITIES, AT ONCE !! So that appropriate steps can be taken. This is more problematic for Pfizer, as the Astrazeneca is mainly produced in the UK. But, the EU, Being right cheeky cunts, have said that there will be no problems with exporting the Astrazeneca product from the UK to the Fatherland. Which is more than can be said for everything else we try to export to them, since BRINO, they’re wrapping everything up in red tape and petty officialdom.
Fuck off you eurotrash cunts.

I hope the Yellow Peril fucking ravages you, you sneaky protectionist cunts.

Get To Fuck.

https://news.sky.com/story/covid-19-boris-johnson-warns-eu-against-restrictions-on-coronavirus-vaccine-supplies-12199642

Nominated by: Jack The Cunter

Could I have a “where’s the fuck my parcel” cunting for Hermes please?
So why am I cunting this shower of dogs vomit excuse of a parcel company?

Is it because when I recently sent my very very rare motorcycle tank off to be panted I watched with dismay as the collection driver followed me out of the drop off point only to hurl the aptly labeled FRAGILE package into the back of his wank pit of a van?
No, although when I confronted him he very nearly followed my parcel head first.

Or possibly when they wrote to tell me a package was out of tariff, by this they meant that during one of there recent audits their EU calibrated scales found my item to be overweight. Apparently my 1500g package weighed 3.5 kilos?
No, although they did drop the case when I politely told them to fuck right off and that my non EU calibrated scales were not 130% inaccurate. They’ve actually tried this trick 3 times over the last 12 months.

Surely it must be when I posted my latest package and their website has shown it in transit for the past month, trying to get help is impossible, you firstly get some automated assistant, “Holly” apparently, after spending 5 mins putting your details in she tells you exactly the same as your tracking details, but then you can move on through the help service, you’re now able to speak the tracking number to a machine, again getting absolutely nowhere other than waiting to at last to speak to an actual person. This turns out to be a cruel ploy to get your hopes up as no fucker ever actually answers. It turns out you cannot contact any one or do fuck all about your missing fucking parcel.

But even all that didn’t boil my piss as much as when trawling through the website I spied on the help page (https://www.myhermes.co.uk/help-and-support/contact-us)
A quaint little picture of the United Kingdom in all its glory, this little sketch shows 6 people standing on the the outline of the U.K. Stood on Ireland there’s a conventional
White male, stood on England are 4 ethnic races, non of them white, but in order to readdress the balance there’s white guy on Scotland, only hang on, the cunts have got him down on one fucking knee! You absolute shower of incompetent disrespectful wankers.

If you ever need a laugh,read the Hermes review page, some comments on there worthy of ISAC.

Nominated by: Doo Man Ted