One-eyed Scottish cunt (no offence intended in any of these words cos they are all simply descriptors) and failed 5-minute stand-in PM, Gordon Brown, has just said that the U.K. “runs the risk of becoming a failed state” unless it rejoins the EU.
Nobody cared a fuck for any of his bewildered dog shit burbling when he was actually in the public (one) eye. Why does he think anybody gives a fuck now?
Hey Gordon. Guess what. Nobody cares what you think; and everybody thinks your a cunt.

Nominated by: Brian Stoat

I don’t understand the Govt. allowing football to continue considering the amount of players at some clubs who have already contracted the virus and the amount of players who seem quite happy to believe that the rules on not mixing don’t apply to them.
What makes fucking football so special? Perhaps the Govt. believe that as long as the Plebs have their “footy”,they’ll be happy? I suspect that most football fans have had enough of the virtue-signalling,”take-a-knee” beautiful game already.
Then there’s the players…a bunch of over-paid Cunts happy to flaunt their undeserved fortune as their “fans” face financial ruin…happy to show the contempt that they have for their “fans” by meeting up for private parties before probably driving away pissed and getting their clubs to cover for them when they cause an accident.
Then we have the tasteful sight of the likes of Arsenal receiving taxpayer grants of 150 million Pounds despite then recently splurging 45 million on some new mercenary player…plus paying another 350 thousand a week in wages to some player not to play…..fucking incredible.

Premiership football is a grotesque circus of greed, stupidity, arrogance and an affront to common decency in these times…put a stop to it until things regain some some sense of normality at least.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

…and this from Another Cunting Mess

Racial Abuse of Footballer Cunts on Social Media.

Stop being fucking wankers by “taking the knee” before every fucking game and see how quickly the “abuse” stops.

The entire universe is fed up with you virtue signalling cunts.

Now fuck off!

…and here’s one from KiwiCunt, this time about another overpaid cunt, Lionel Messi

Apologies for another football cunting, but Lionel Messi is a pint sized mega cunt.

Not content with being lauded as one of the best players of all time and being rewarded fucking handsomely for his efforts, he’s gotten all bent out of shape as the details of his contract with Barcelona FC have been “leaked”, conveniently just as he is about to be free to leave and join another club. He’s even threatened legal action, for whatever reason (maybe he’s skint?)

Now, colour me a cynic, but if the midgety twat is indeed agitating for a move, then what better way to open negotiations with a prospective new employer than showing him exactly what money you get now and want more of to join. Incidentally, that amount is, reportedly, around €555million over 4 years, including bonuses and whatnot, or just under €139million (roughly £122 million) a year!

Fuck me, did I ever choose the wrong profession with Engineering.

The other point with him sulking about the “leak”….if I earned that much, I wouldn’t fucking pack a sad about it, I’d shout it from the roof tops. Quite possibly I’d walk down the street wiping my cheesy bellend on €100 notes and offer them to the plebs.

Fuck off Messi, and all the other overpaid cunts who play a game for a living. Just own the moment, and admit you’ve done extremely fucking well for yourself.

https://www.espn.com/soccer/barcelona/story/4302939/barcelonamessi-to-take-legal-action-over-555m-contract-leak

Middle class, trust fund babies Rhian Graham, Milo Ponsford, Jake Skuse and Sage Willoughby are cunts. First look at their fucking names. These ignorant of slavery cunts decided to dump the statue of Edward Colston into the drink in Bristol. Now they are up before the beak. Unfortunately the entire justice system ,like everything else is infested with woke cunts so dont expect any punishment. Id like to know what Rhian, Milo,Jake and Sage have done confronting slavery going on right now in Africa and Bradford. Fuck all is my guess.

(News story provided by NA)

Nominated by: Smug cunt

They don’t tell you at school about the shit you suddenly find yourself putting up with once you hit middle age.

Plenty of stuff for wimminz and kids about what comes next for them. Pubes, the change and all that shite.

For us blokes? We can fuck off.

Well, I’m ok really as I don’t want a fuss being made, but here are some of the delights I’ve found in the last couple of years.

1. Raised blood pressure. Out of fucking nowhere that one. No reason for it really, just ‘middle age’.

2. Piles. I recall waking one morning to feel like a broken bottle had been heated up to 450 degrees and shoved up my ringpiece. What a fucking joy that was.

3. Itchy arsehole. Nobody warned me that I would need at least one visit a day to the bog to wipe my arse. Nothing happened. I don’t need a shit. I’m not a fat cunt. I didn’t follow through. I just really need to wipe my arse for no fucking reason it seems.

4. Pissing like a racehorse. Two cans of lager and I’m pissing like Red Rum on his stag (nag?) do. Mind you, I get pissed quicker so that saves me money.

5. Exercise. Running a mile now feels like I’m carrying Harvey Price on my back at 14,000 feet above sea level for 60 miles.

6. Sounding like my grandad. I now like watching things ‘about the olden days’. Can’t stand modern music and say things like ‘In my day…’

7. Groaning. It’s true what Billy Connolly said about bending over and going ‘Eaaarrgggh’ for no reason when you hit middle age. I do it all the fucking time.

8. Slipping standards. I’ve always had high standards when it comes to ladies. I’m married and she’s a good un. Still, I like to look. Nowadays, I can find Anne Widdecombe appealing on a dark winter’s afternoon when the Mrs is at the hairdressers. I can definitely feel a trouser tingle when she ends her EU Parliament rant with “We’re off!”

But fuck them all. I’m older and wiser and I can now have that smug, all knowing grin my grandad had when I would talk shite as a youngster.

Fuck off.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

A good news Cunting for any Creepy Joe Biden fans out there….

As well as his Gender discrimination order allowing tranny’s to compete in women’s sport he has today reversed a Trump order and that now allows tranny’s in military.

He really is one creepy old deviant cunt but will be for the next four years the gift that keeps giving. Well, as long as flat back doesn’t find a way to sneak in sooner.

Fuck off!

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/biden-reverse-trump-s-transgender-military-ban-n1255522

Oh and btw….Former Trump speaker Sarah Huckabee Sanders enters political race….You can trust the BBC to put their “totally unbiased” dirty, leftist, terrorist supporting burn loot murder, Antifa, spiteful slant on the story though!

“In true Trumpian fashion, his former White House press secretary broke the news in a video posted on Twitter.”

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55801305
And some poor deluded cunts are actually helping to fund this BBC, left-wing, pee dough file enabling ring, via their extortion tax. Not for me they fucking well aren’t ?

Ps, as I look into my crystal ball, I see…SHS….Four more years, four more years, four more years!!! ??

Nominated by: Coolforcunts

With added commentary from Uttercunt:

It’s going to be hilarious to watch as he wrecks America. I’m sure he doesn’t even know what he’s signing. Some cunt slips a folder in front of him and says sign here.