False community spirit is a cunt.

A couple of years ago, a shop/post office/chemist opened nearby where we live.
Now, that’s all well and good, but the crap that the owner spewed out at its ‘grand opening’ (with some p@k!s and a couple of old biddies and councilors): he gushed, ‘We are so glad to serve the people of this area. We want to be a hub of the community. We can give back to the community’. What? A community he doesn’t and never has lived in or ever been part of? My arse.

Why is seemingly every new business and venture calling itself or aspiring to be a community hub nowadays? How many hubs can there be? Eg: the church just down the road from this shop was reported in the local press only last week as intending to be one. These shops, certainly, are not hubs – they’re businesses out o make money and nothing more. We’re getting as bad as P@k!stan (coincidentally, the shop owner is a P@k!), where a village with two schools adopts the term “education hub”. Also the fact that this establishment has extortionate prices (usually double the usual RRP), barcodes aren’t used (they write their own prices on by hand), and that they can be incredibly rude to customers is really helping the community, isn’t it? It’s a rip off joint, like many of ‘these’ establishments. But pretending to care about the people and giving it all this community shit is both patronising and insulting. Trying to suck in the gullible and elderly. It makes me fucking sick. Cunts.

Nominated by: Norman

I nominate Angela Rayner for expenses cunt of the week. Apparently its ok to be a cunt spending £250 of taxpayers money on a set of Apple pro headphones because its “nothing” compared to the amount the tories wasted on track and trace and she has to be a zoom cunt for 4 hours a day. Well cunt, its thinking that £250 of taxpayers money is nothing that is the problem, but coming from a party full of cunts who have never been very good at managing other peoples money it is not surprising.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/politics/14308322/labours-angela-rayne-apologise-airpod-expenses/

(Link provided by the handsome and clever Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: DeNominator

That utter oaf Steve Bray is up for nomination again.

Having learnt zilch from shouting himself hoarse in Paliament Square for months on end he is back on the radio bemoaning the proposed public order laws.

He knows that his moronic voice exceeds the new decibel level and – get this – believes his beloved EU would leap to his defence if only the great British public hadn’t been stupid enough to vote for Brexit.

He really is a clown but a very annoying and unfunny one. His constant bellowing drowned out anyone being interviewed outside Parliament, including his heroes such as Dominc Grieve and Anny Sourbury. Happily both were soon grieving and sour as they lost their seats. Like the Welsh idiot Bray they are total LOSERS. We don’t want to hear their whinging voices ever again.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/breaking-anti-protest-police-bill-23740625
(Link provided by the drop dead gorgeous Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Lord Helpuss

Graham Nash is a cunt.
The least talented of CSNY, but the most up himself out of them. His constant anti-Trump whining is beyond a piss take. The twat isn’t even American, yet he yaks on and on about how ‘bad’ Big Don is and how Trump has killed free speech. Doesn’t give a fuck about what’s happening in his native Manchester though, eh? Lectures on the (ex) US President from a millionaire rock relic from Salford? Hilarious.

Then there’s the staggering self importance. This cunt seemingly genuinely believes that he changed the world. Changed the world with several twee hippy songs that were average at best. He still thinks that people listen to him and/or CSNY because they have a ‘message’ for the world. It was an absurd enough idea in the 60s and 70s, but it’s even more daft that he still believes it. A bunch of feuding, coke guzzling ancient egomaniacs who shared the same hippy slappers are not the sort of people I look to for inspiration or wise words. The fact that they are still scrapping over petty squabbles and their latest tarts shows they haven’t changed a bit and how ridiculous they still are. Pushing 80 and still leaving their wives for hippychick trollops and fighting over it? Real peace and love that, eh? Never trust a hippy.

Nominated by: Norman

Exorcism is a cunt, isn’t it.

• Have you got a ghost in your house?
• Are you a bit gullible?
• Do you think you might be possessed by a demon?
• The power of Christ compels thee to hire ….an exorcist!

Yes, exorcism is on the rise in the 21st Century. In the US, the church is training “spiritual warriors” to cast out the devil from people who believe an evil spirit is moving shit vases around the dining room. It’s the craze that’s sweeping the nations.

However, it’s not just in credulous catholic countries. Two people were recently arrested in Sri Lanka after a 9-year-old girl, who was repeatedly beaten during a ritual, died. The two women, the one performing the exorcism and the girl’s own mother, believed the ceremony would drive away an evil spirit. The exorcist attempted this babble by putting oil on the girl and then hitting her repeatedly with a cane until the girl lost consciousness and died (https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2021/3/2/girl-9-dies-after-being-caned-during-exorcism-in-sri-lanka).

Here’s a UK Muzlim from a few years ago having an exorcism from a bearded charlatan reading a foreign book with squiggly letters then blowing on him (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20357997). I’ve seen better acting on Rentaghost.

Soul of Claypole, sanctify me; Passion of Claypole, strengthen me; Body of Claypole, save me; Save me from this nonsensical crock of bilge.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous