I am fucking sick of seeing these retarded one issue pygmies on the news every fucking day. Salmond, the turd you just can’t flush, like some rusty sash weight lurking around the u bend, has started another single issue jock twat party called Alba, probably after that cheap shit electrical brand. Basically the Westlife to the SNPs Boyzone, whose only goal is independence from the U.K. so they can grovel for EU rule. Hardly fucking independence is it?

They are all fighting like rats in a sack over who’s best at independence bleating, with sticky Nicky watching what she says, in case that blob Salmond takes her to court again. She has more lives than a cat too, keeping her job after all the other shit that kept them in the news the past few weeks.
All politicians are cunts, no exceptions, but what is that makes the Scottish fuckers so unbearable? Everything, it seems to me.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

…and in a similar vain, this from Cuntybollocks 

The mad jocks (and some non-Jock MPs) have voted in new hate speech laws. Here are the highlights:

You can be arrested for comments that ‘Stir up hatred’ (rather ambiguous, eh?)….in the privacy of your own fucking home. Say the wrong thing to little Hamish, be careful. He might tell his feminazi or far left teacher at school tomorrow (who knows, some cunt teachers might just ask little kids directly as to what their families think about certain topics). Next, Taggart will pop around. “There’s bin a misgendurr.”

If you ‘mis-gender’ some freak on the telly in your own fucking home you can be nicked, but you can express ‘antiphy, dislike, ridicule or insult’ against religion but not the gays, trannies or, it seems, immigration policies, if you don’t want too many third worlders allowed in.

Now before you say you should be allowed to ridicule religion…ok I don’t disagree. I just disagree that it’s not ok to not have freedom of speech on the other topics.

The Jock justice minister is a Pakistani too (Humza Yousaf – born in Glasgow, father is Pakistani, mother is Kenyan – DA). One could think he’s out to destroy western civilization, if one were into conspiracy theories. I wonder if he’d support tranny rights in Pakistan? Or if he’d agree with me going into the Pakistani Parliament (as he did the Jock parliament recently to have a go at there being too many honkies in Scotland) and saying “You don’t have enough white people in power. The Pakistani Police chiefs – all brown, the Prime minister- brown, all head teachers – brown”…etc.

Still, the porridge wotsits will still line up to vote for the SNP anyway, because they hate the English.

‘Fuckin’ eejits,’as they would say.

Link is to the Spectator which allows a couple of free articles so I guess it’ll work for most.

https://www.spectator.co.uk/articl

Having spent an hour of my life I’ll never get back changing all the bleeding digital and battery operated clocks, I’d like to nominate this bizzarre practice we go through bi-anually.

For the sake of our sanity, enough, already.

Why, just why, are we still doing this? There’s only x amount of bloody daylight in a day, we aren’t fooling anybody by pretending we get longer mornings/evenings.

Stop it, stop it now!

Nominated by: Jessum Priest

I don’t wish for this nom to be a sweeping generalisation, but it hacks me off that in terms of the vaccine jab priority list it would seem the unhealthy cunts among us will get the jab before those who take some form of responsibility for their health!

I know of a couple of people just up the road from us, who are fat irresponsible cunts and are constantly ringing up their local health clinic demanding to know when they will get their jabs, stating that they are in poor health, and are now in the next official priority group to have the jab!

Both of them are long-term smokers, and are forever buying packs of beer more or less every week (Regular Asda home deliveries and the noise of empty tins being tipped into their overflowing recycle bin). And they often moan to us about having to queue at the local Maccy D’s or KFCs for their late night dinners.

Admittedly they both work – not sure what they do – and they don’t have kids. But they’re both obese, are asthmatic, one has diabetes Type 1, and the other Type 2. She also has arthritis in her ankles and knees.

But because of all this they seem to think they are a priority because “Our health is at stake!” they moan on Fuckbook.

Just like most things in life: if you’re a model citizen, pay your taxes, stay out of trouble, don’t overstretch yourself financially, and look after your health and believe in all things in moderation, then you’re a fucking fool because you’re at the bottom of the entitled food chain.

Nominated by: Technocunt

(BST starts today, which means clocks went forward as of 2am this morning (UK only) – DA)

A further Cunting is in order for arrogant BBC lesbo gobshite Naga Munchetty.

Munchetty is no stranger to these esteemed pages. But she’s outdone herself now by sneering at the British flag and portrait of the Queen displayed in Robert Jenrick’s office, whom she was interviewing at the time. Not content with this she went on soshul meedja and liked a series of sniping tweets on the interview.

I am sick and tired of paying a license fee to subsidise cunts like Munchetty. If she doesn’t like our flag or queen she should get out. I hear Iranian tv is looking for people of her calibre.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/bbc-apology-naga-munchetty-jenrick-b1819384.html
(Link provided by the charming and eloquent Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

I can’t think of a suitable title for this nom, so I’ll have to leave it with the admins – sorry!

Anyway, I get so sick and tired of reading online interviews with BAME sportspeople, celebs, tv & movie stars etc., and that inevitably the conversation will move to that hoary old chestnut “racism”.

It doesn’t matter if the interview is talking about nuclear physics, how to make a cupcake, how to to fix frozen carbs on a Kawasaki ZZR600 or flower arranging, you can bet your bottom dollar the interviewer will somehow move the convo onto the Big R, with such inane questions as:-

“Did you suffer racism at school/cookery classes/bike garage/science lab?”
“How did you feel about being the only BAME?”
“Do you think you didn’t get the qualifications/promotions you thought you deserved because you’re a BAME?”
“Do you still suffer prejudice?”

blah blah blah….

It’s as if the interviewer just wants to stir the shit in order to get a reaction in the comments section. He’s not really bothered about what the interviewee has got to say on anything else, that’s all surplus to requirements – padding, in other words. But just make damned sure we dig out the same tired old tropes because it’s trending and so right on with the wokes!

And in some cases the BAME being interviewed will try and steer the conversation back to the actual purpose of the interview because quite often they have no political agenda or social axe to grind on this occasion.

But no, that doesn’t sit right! As far as the interviewer is concerned no one is really interested if this person is good at flower arranging. Just so long as everyone knows he suffered racism at some point, then that’s all that matters!

Which means a bit of temporary kudos for the interviewer among the wokes; and the interviewee left looking like an ungrateful but bullied cunt shoved under the spotlight as yet another “colonial victim”, even though it was never his intent to do so.

Nominated by: Technocunt