I’d like to nominate Ben fucking Goldsmith for a what-the-fuck-are-you-talking -about-you-old-money-globalist-cunt cunting please.

Ben fucking Goldsmith doesn’t like sheep and says they’ve got to go.

Presumably he doesn’t like the people who rely on them for their livelihoods either and thinks they should go also? Sheep are preventing the natural regeneration of the National Parks Ben Fucking Goldsmith says………. Really? Does this silver spoon cunt whos married to a Rothschild have any idea what the Peaks , the Dales, Dartmoor, Exmoor or The Lakes would look like if grazing was halted?? The fucking sheep have been grazing the National Parks for centuries. Since before the land was designated National Parks in fact. The landscapes every do-gooding eco cunt cooos over would end up looking like Terry Waites allotment in a few years.

This cunt has form already. Sat on the Board at DEFRA and used his influence to inflict fucking beavers on us. I live in a managed wetland you ivory tower cunt, the last thing I want is fucking beavers flooding me out of my shit hole hovel.

Ben fucking Goldsmith is the sort of eco loon nobody needs. He’s a tory that funds the Green party. Pick the bones out of that if you can. I can’t. What the fuck is going on. Nurse, 8000mg of the strongest shit you’ve got straight in my jugular please and make it fucking snappy will you?

Daily Fail

Nominated by Cunter S Thompson.

Once again the Welsh lead.

‘Festival considers changing motto over fears it may be seen as racist’

The motto in question? :-

“Byd gwyn fydd byd a gano. Gwaraidd fydd ei gerddi fo,” is from a verse by the poet T Gwynn Jones meaning “Blessed is a world that sings. Gentle are its songs.”

Yes, once again the Welsh lead. This internationally renowned festival, where sometimes as many as 11 people attend has realised that it may cause offence.

To some fucker.

The problem, recently realised, is that gwyn means blessed but is Welsh for “white”, too.

Makes me feel proud.

The Telegraph

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

Lily the musical mong is a cunt, this fuckwit is moving away from music which is a good thing, I really can’t take any more ear fucking thanks to her dreadfully wailing.
She is apparently looking to move into drama.

Drama is what this cunt has been doing for years, the sad thing is the only thing worse than hearing this fucker is going to be seeing her, especially after that performance in Calais.
Then the fucker wants to get away from her dysfunctional family, wait, what, I know her old man is a famous Mc Cunt but surely she is the most dysfunctional part of her family.
She is such a cunt, why cant she fuck off permanently.

Headtopics

Nominated by Fuglyucker.

Or at least most are, not all.

the problem here is most are cunts of the highest order, they don’t follow the rules of the road, put themselves in life threatening situations all the time all while giving the driver who has had to take avoiding action not to kill their useless arses the middle finger or kicking the car.

As I said this doesn’t apply to all Cyclists but by far the vast majority, cunts like Jeremy Vine and his like have just made things 10 times worse, so now Cyclists are thought of as untrustworthy cunts waiting to dob you in to the law for a situation they have created.

So that’s why Cyclists are demonised and treated as cunts and no amount of calls to treat them as anything more, unfortunate for the few that aren’t cunts, but they are a rarity now, some game on, Cyclists are still cunts of the highest order….

Spectator Link

Nominated by Fuglyucker

This cunting is aimed at TV shows/film franchises which hook you in and then go woke.

Rather than go through the many examples; such as The Marvel/Star Wars franchises or The Walking Dead, I’m going to focus on a show I’ve been watching recently, ‘The Last of Us.’

Now I don’t watch much TV, but this show is very good. I blame Mr Cunt Engine for recommending this show, but he did so before the gayness episode . But it’s a good show to be fair, so why cunt it? Spoilers coming, by the way.

Because it’s going down the same route as every show or film franchise nowadays. Hook you in, then push an agenda.

I’m sure most of you (who aren’t brain dead) have noticed such things already, but what has this show done?

It’s been great, but once they hooked you in with a brilliant first two episodes, the entire focus of episode 3 was about a gay couple. The good news is they both died at the end of the episode (not of the AIDS, sadly), but the entire episodes seemed pointless. It obviously had to include an overly long gay snogging/sex scene without any warning, of course. Turned me stomach.

Still, later in the series, the main character (a 14 year old lass) turns out to be a lezza with a black girlfriend. Why the need for that? Fortunately, the girlfriend dies too. Maybe not so bad then?

Well last night, I watched the most recent episode and they had a honky male preacher/leader who turned out to be a pea dough rapist and all round violent, nasty evil cunt.

Need I say more?

Oh, the male lead/anti hero isn’t a honky, he’s Hispanic. All honky males are thick or evil, it seems.

They even had an episode pushing how great communism is a few episodes back.

Great show though, but fuck me…why do they do this?

Yes, yes, I know, I know…

Episodes 3 and 7 are the wokest btw. Interesting scores, eh?

m.imdb

Nominated by Cuntybollocks.