I’m Sparticus, no I’m Sparticus, no I’m…
There have been several items in the papers recently, about people claiming to be the unfortunate Madeleine McCann.
This one is taking it to a new level.
Not only is she claiming to be Madeleine ( why is the DNA test taking so long?), but she’s now claiming to have been force-fed random drug/pills/Smarties?
Did the interest rating in her story fall below 7?
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
wasn’t this useless cunt supposed.to be financially and morally bankrupt.
How is this plastic pig getting away with all this crap bearing in mind how much and how many so owes money to.
This is just taking the piss, month long holidays, crazy surgeries etc.
we really hope her debtors who are many are not the type to want to see her in a wheel chair…oh hang on, maybe it would do her good
Daily Star
Nominated by Fuglyucker.
I’d like to nominate Ben fucking Goldsmith for a what-the-fuck-are-you-talking -about-you-old-money-globalist-cunt cunting please.
Ben fucking Goldsmith doesn’t like sheep and says they’ve got to go.
Presumably he doesn’t like the people who rely on them for their livelihoods either and thinks they should go also? Sheep are preventing the natural regeneration of the National Parks Ben Fucking Goldsmith says………. Really? Does this silver spoon cunt whos married to a Rothschild have any idea what the Peaks , the Dales, Dartmoor, Exmoor or The Lakes would look like if grazing was halted?? The fucking sheep have been grazing the National Parks for centuries. Since before the land was designated National Parks in fact. The landscapes every do-gooding eco cunt cooos over would end up looking like Terry Waites allotment in a few years.
This cunt has form already. Sat on the Board at DEFRA and used his influence to inflict fucking beavers on us. I live in a managed wetland you ivory tower cunt, the last thing I want is fucking beavers flooding me out of my shit hole hovel.
Ben fucking Goldsmith is the sort of eco loon nobody needs. He’s a tory that funds the Green party. Pick the bones out of that if you can. I can’t. What the fuck is going on. Nurse, 8000mg of the strongest shit you’ve got straight in my jugular please and make it fucking snappy will you?
Nominated by Cunter S Thompson.
Once again the Welsh lead.
‘Festival considers changing motto over fears it may be seen as racist’
The motto in question? :-
“Byd gwyn fydd byd a gano. Gwaraidd fydd ei gerddi fo,” is from a verse by the poet T Gwynn Jones meaning “Blessed is a world that sings. Gentle are its songs.”
Yes, once again the Welsh lead. This internationally renowned festival, where sometimes as many as 11 people attend has realised that it may cause offence.
To some fucker.
The problem, recently realised, is that gwyn means blessed but is Welsh for “white”, too.
Makes me feel proud.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.
Lily the musical mong is a cunt, this fuckwit is moving away from music which is a good thing, I really can’t take any more ear fucking thanks to her dreadfully wailing.
She is apparently looking to move into drama.
Drama is what this cunt has been doing for years, the sad thing is the only thing worse than hearing this fucker is going to be seeing her, especially after that performance in Calais.
Then the fucker wants to get away from her dysfunctional family, wait, what, I know her old man is a famous Mc Cunt but surely she is the most dysfunctional part of her family.
She is such a cunt, why cant she fuck off permanently.
Nominated by Fuglyucker.