A new TV version of the adventures of writer Nigel Kneale’s heroic scientist Professor Bernard Quatermass is in the works.
So yet another classic gets its sad corpse exhumed and propped up for the camera so that unimaginative writers and willingly enslaved yes-men directors can insult the memory of earlier, better writers and filmmakers.
If it’s not a remake of the first BBC series (or Hammer film) then it’s utterly redundant anyway as Kneale himself killed off Quatermass in the late 70s ITV show finale, in a nuclear explosion, along with the evil alien bastards and, rather pleasingly, several hundred annoying hippies.
The crappy 2005 remake of Xperiment doesn’t count because it was shit.
Given that Nigel Kneale passed away in 2006 who d’ya think will be writing this?
My bet’s on Mark FUCKING Gatiss, given his sterling work bumming the corpse of Sherlock Holmes into dust.
Kneale’s original stories addressed current (at the time) social issues but in a thoughtful, imaginative manner.
Now we can expect (guess which) social issues to be stuffed in the viewer’s face in the most witless and obvious fashion.
Cinematic necrophilia of the foullest kind, and none of these poofy modern actors are fit to play Quatermass anyway.
Except perhaps Timothy Dalton.
Cunts… (except Tim obviously).

Nominated by Mr Bastard

Hope not Hate

These holier than thou cunts have always irritated me.

They have done something akin to market research and come up with the pearl that Islamophobia is driving the rise of the far right. The cunts manage to identify that there may be a link between terror attacks such as London and Manchester, but hey those attacks don’t represent Islam.

Apparently 35% of people questioned believe that Islam has a negative impact on our culture and society; racist cunts eh?

In a footnote they mention that anti Semitism is on the rise but ignore that and focus on the all pervading far right threat.

Reading between the lines I think what HNH are worried about is more and more people see Islam as a problem.

Well hope not hate people, maybe more and more people are opening their eyes to Islam? Maybe it’s natural for people to have questions about  Islam and its links to terrorist and barbaric acts around the world?

Maybe it’s acceptable for people to question anything that changes part of their towns, cities and country beyond recognition?

Hope not hate? Fuck off, when I see you protesting outside Corbyn’s house or Labour Party HQ I’ll stop thinking you’re just another bunch of leftist hypocrites.

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit

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Michael Jackson fans

After reading some of the comments (not on [anti-]social media – I deleted my facebook account two and a half years ago and never used any others – but on newspaper comments boards) from people regarding the latest documentary, Leaving Neverland, I thought about adding a few things, since some of the comments are laughable at times because the people writing them are in such denial and/or just plain stupid:
Were/are ALL his accusers lying? James Safechuck came across as a lot of things, but I don’t think that any part of his story or behaviour was suspect.
Why is a single man in his 30s and 40s having young boys sleeping in his bed? If it was just some random man in your neighbourhood doing this, wouldn’t you find it strange?
If Michael loved ALL children then why only boys in his bed?
Why did Michael have so many cameras and alarms outside his bedroom to warn him of people approaching?
Why did Michael agree to a $20MILLION out of court settlement in 1993? If I knew I wasn’t guilty of something I bloody well wouldn’t settle with anyone!!

Michael may have been an exceptionally talented superstar, but in my opinion, he was also a child rapist. He was so fucked up in the head that he changed his look from a normal black man to something resembling an Asian transsexual with a wig. He needed anaesthesia and other drugs to sleep. His real speaking voice wasn’t that high pitch that most of us heard. His marriage to Lisa Marie was a total sham. He blew through almost $1billion!!! Do I need to keep going??
I don’t give a fuck what the creepy, fucked up Jackson family or that idiot Corey Feldman say, Michael was a sick, twisted, demented child rapist who, thankfully, died sooner rather than later. Do the parents shoulder some of the blame? Absolutely. They basically pro$tituted their kids out to him, because money is the only God in America.
No one in their right mind thought that Mr Wholesome All-American Dad Bill Cosby could be one of the biggest serial rapists in that country’s history, but he is.
And now I’ve just found this article:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6785055/Corey-Feldman-admits-no-longer-defend-Michael-Jackson-amid-allegations-Leaving-Neverland.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490
Interesting…..

Nominated by Cunt me in

A cunting for those who besmirch the good name of Michael Jackson, the most talented and wonderful star ever to grab his groin on stage.
The cunts wait until he is dead to denigrate him and accuse him of vile acts when he isn’t around to defend himself or pay $20 million or so to the accusers.
The same happened when Savile died and no doubt will happen again when legends like Gary Glitter and Rolf Harris pass away.
Enough is enough. #michaelwasnoperv. With an emoji (whatever that is) of a smiling child with a sore arse.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

I’d like to nominate the cunts that run ‘Match Of The Day’, especially ‘Match Of The Day 2’. Watched it last night and there was a bird presenting it for fucks sake, and, if that’s not bad enough there was some screeching harpie commentating on a match. A voice for subtitles if ever there was one. Is there nothing that the BBC won’t force their ‘right-on’ agenda on us? And don’t get me started on ITV’s coverage of the rugby with some ex-England women’s rugby player giving her opinion. When you’ve actually taken part in a game vs men and nearly had your spleen knocked out by an 18 stone flanker, I’ll listen to your opinion, until them, fuck off. I’m not misogynistic, but, for fuck’s sake, is there nothing sacred anymore?

Nominated by DCI Gene Cunt

https://nypost.com/2017/05/23/japans-hottest-porn-sensation-is-just-3-feet-tall/

I want to nominate all Japanese porn actresses for the pathetic, contrived, stupid cunting noises that emanate from their mouths as they’re bonking. It’s a sort of high-octave simpering, whining, child-sobbing, non-stop sound that does my cunting head in when I’m trying to keep up with the fu… erm, plot. They’re a bunch of pussy cunts acting as though they’re virginal nuns, shocked, distraught and all but losing their marbles by the simple act of having a leg over with some scrawny cunt who’s got one the size of a cunting toothpick. I call these soppy sluts out for this bullshit. If the cunts can’t grunt or moan like a proper porn star they should get out of the game. They’re guilty of spreading fake mews.

Nominated by AI W