Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts
James Kirkup
James Kirkup is a platinum plated cunt for writing in the Spectator that the Brexit Referendum was called to placate the “ swivel eyed loons” that dominate the membership of the Conservative Party. Kirkup reckons that many leave supporting Conservative members are only supporting leave for fear of the “swivel eyed loon brigade”.
https://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2019/05/the-truth-about-david-cameron-and-the-mad-swivel-eyed-loons/
Funny how these “ loons” persuaded 17.5 million voters to support them.
Cunt.
Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine
Philip Hammond (10)
It’s been a while, so let’s cunt Phillip Hammond again because… Well, it’s Phillip Hammond and he’s a cunt.
However, my reason for nominating him now is because, thanks to the imminent demise of May’s less than stellar premiership, he’s being more than his usual, remainiac cunty self.
According to lefty shit stain rag, The Guardian, Hammond is planning to try and force May’s shitty withdrawal deal through parliament yet again (where it will hopefully, finally die its last fucking death). His words to try and sway Tory MPs?
“Let me remind them: the 2016 leave campaign was clear that we would leave with a deal.”
Unfortunately, it seems Spreadshit Phil is the one who’s has had a lapse in memory, so let me just remind him – the question asked in the referendum, both before campaigning, during campaigning, and on the fucking ballot paper itself, was: Should the United Kingdom remain a member of the European Union or leave the European Union?
Nothing on that ballot paper said anything having to have a deal in place, and certainly nothing about the rancid piece of dogshit May keeps trying to pass off as Brexit, when even Stevie Wonder can see it’s anything but.
The answer was a simple yes/no; and despite incompetent wankpuffins like Hammond thinking we returned the wrong answer, the majority of voters said “no”. Why is it so fucking hard for May, Hammond, The Guardian, Blair et al to grasp that? Just fucking leave already, you fucking cunts! And take that useless waste of jism Hammond with you. Christ, I wish his mother had insisted on anal the night he was conceived.
Nominated by Le Cunt Noir
The tale of two religions
This is a combination cunting by two of our esteemed members.
‘Muslimness’ is a cunt.
Yes, ‘targeting expressions of muslimness’ is the new improved definition of Islamophobia.
They say Muslimness is anything a Muslim says or does related to their beliefs. Which means you could be investigated and even prosecuted for saying, ‘That’s a funny headscarf,’ or ‘Halal slaughter is barbaric’ or simply ‘I don’t agree with what you are saying.’
In fact as a workable definition it means absolutely anything to anyone and nails down Islam’s preeminent status in Britain today. This now makes it nigh on untouchable.
So we can enjoy a huge surge in ‘hate crimes’, (they insulted my faith..etc..) which will further bog-down plod in his ever-increasing burden to police our thoughts.
Never has any social group ever been singled out for such privilege in our society.
And surprise surprise, it’s already been adopted by the Al-Labour Party and was put forward by Anna Sour-Berry the Prize Cunt and a group of wet cunt MPs. 700 Islamic organisations also endorse it. You bet they do !
Fuck off, you massive cunts.
Nominated by Zippy
Meanwhile in loony vile.
St. Matthew & St. Luke’s church in Darlington. I’m not a religious man, but the one sector of British life I thought was safe from the camel botherers was the church, but no, the crackpots at the aforementioned parish have offered both to cover up the cross and allow Muslim prayer during the ramadan. What. The . Fuck.
Can you imagine a mosque in the middle east doing the same during Easter or Christmas?
We should be preserving the values that made this country great and growing a collective backbone and telling these invaders to integrate, respect the country the have chosen to live in or GET THE FUCK OUT.
Not even 10am on a Monday and my piss is boiled
Nominated by McCunterson
The General Medical Council
Here’s a joke for you.
A Muslim woman walks into a GP surgery as she was concerned her daughter may have tonsillitis.
The GP (who has a 23 year unblemished record) politely asked the mother to remove her niqab as he was unable to hear clearly what the daughters symptoms were.
Following a complaint by the woman’s husband the General Medical Council has started an inquiry against said doctor over allegations of racial discrimination.
Doctor says he will now be leaving the profession due to the “major injustice of the investigation”.
Boom, boom.
Rather than pandering to them whenever they are offended, surely it is about time we stood up to and told the Peacefuls living in the UK that if they do not like the way things are done here, that they should fuck off to a Muslim country.
The General Medical Council, you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Cunts.
Nominated by willie stroker






—- EMERGENCY CUNTING —-
Lads and lads, I give you Siobhan Prigent:
The fat, angry land-whale shitcunt whose repulsive fucking visage was pasted all over the internet yesterday for the milkshaking and harassment of that lone, middle-aged Trump supporter – screaming ‘Nazi’ in his face and pushing him over – during POTUS’s visit yesterday.
Even better – this fucking abomination works at none other than the NHS!
Come one, come all and cunt this vile representation of everything rotten on the left. Give it something real vicious and imagine screaming it in this cunt’s wobbling fat face.
Cunts like this truly deserve everything that is coming to them.
A source:
https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/05/nhs-worker-shouted-nazi-scum-trump-supporter-apologises-behaviour-9818473/
Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back