Fucking mouth ulcers are cunts.
I only get one about once a year and I’ve never given a shite, but now I have one right on the end of my tounge and it hurts like hell.
I guess maybe it’ll make me shut the fuck up for a change so it’s good for those around me, but fuck them.
Once I’m healed I’ll bitch about it until I’m hoarse…
Owww.
What a cunt.
Nominated by Deploy the Sausage
Another reason not to give anything to these fucking national and international charities, where their priorities seem to be, “money first: save lives a distant second” .
In 2018 the charity faced scandal after scandal regarding some of its aid workers raping and sexually abusing victims (mostly female, and often children) in Haiti, following a devastating earthquake there in 2010.
And it has been reported in today’s Telegraph (12/06/19), that these same helpless victims were sent back to Haiti as a form of punishment for whistle-blowing. And that according to the Charity Commission watchdog, it found that Oxfam International did so in order to “protect the charity’s reputation and keep donations coming in.”
Faced with these charges and damning findings, Caroline Thomson – the CEO of Oxfam GB – said she was “deeply sorry!” So that’s okay then!
A clear indictment of why these fucking charities are not worth two shits! Not only are they more interested in sucking ever more money out of you (either through chuggers or trying to up your direct debit monthly donations). Coupled with having far too many overpaid chiefs at the top earning hundreds of thousands of pounds, most of which probably comes from our donations.
And now we find that some of their own aid workers are a bunch of despicable cunts who should be named, shamed and fucking burnt at the stake; along with the cunts at the top who were more interested in hiding these facts in order to retain the charity’s “unblemished” reputation, and thus keeping the money rolling in primarily to retain the rich & comfortable lifestyles of the CEOs and other cunting directors, while offering a few pennies to those that need it most.
National charities can all go fuck themselves!
I would like to cunt the women’s World Cup or more specifically the bbc’s Coverage of it.
I know football divides a few cunters on this site but this is not about football , women’s football or the women’s World Cup. It is about the fact that the BBC are covering this event as if it is the greatest most important tournament on earth. I will make it clear I love the game and I love being a football fan and I may tune into the odd bit of the women’s World Cup. But let’s get this straight these women’s teams get pumped by half decent under 15 boys teams. Don’t believe me google it. Australia the fifth best women’s team got done 7-0 by a bunch of year 10 boys. Man Utd’s women team got beat 9-0 in sixty minutes by Salford’s under 16’s. But some would say that there are obvious differences in speed and strength and there are but what has got my piss boiling is that the cunts at the BBC and someone called Hope Solo are complaining that there is a discrepancy due to chauvinism in prize money between the men’s and the women’s world cups.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48535933
This is not due to chauvinism this is down to the fact that the women’s World Cup winners would get smashed by the winners of the FA vase. Those poor fuckers are lucky to get £100 a match.
Women sports stars, I’m all for it but please stop complaining if you want equality in prize money, sponsorship deals etc etc then let’s just have unisex tournaments and see where you end up. The BBC are lapping these cunts up and god knows how much they paid to cover this tournament. Just another reason to not give the cunts a penny of my hard earned
Nominated by Cuntsince1066
I’d like to cunt the BBC for cancelling the free license for over 75s.
I think we know why they’ve taken this measure, as people are cancelling their TV licences in droves. Instead of cutting the salaries of robots like Andrew Marr, theyve decided to go after the demographic they were grovelling over last week. Perhaps they just couldnt stand venerating the elderly whove fought wars and paid their taxes all their lives and yet.. they dared vote for Brexit! Gah, awful bigots.
The fact that pensioners are one of the few demographics still watching their cheap, vile and braindead output may not have occured to them, or they might be gambling on the fact the elderly will carry on watching despite fucking them over.
We also have glorious entitled fucktards asking why the elderly get a free licence and they can’t.
It’s called paying tax all of your life, you myopic tracksuited cunt.
Hopefully it is the beginning of the end for these pompous bourgeois metrocentric traitorous cunts.
Nominated by Cuntamus Prime
A nomination please for The BBC’s very own Jabba The Hutt, Jo Brand.
Jo hasn’t had a cunting of her own for about 5 years, which is hardly surprising considering how totally fucking irrelevant this absolute planet of a closet bean-muncher is.
So what has this lard-arse Labour supporter done to deserve lifting from the is-a-cunt doldrums to very top of the cunt tree? She’s suggested that people shouldn’t throw milkshakes at political figures, but battery acid instead, as these people are “easy to hate.”
https://www.express.co.uk/videos/6047405305001/Jo-Brand-Why-bother-with-milkshake-when-there-s-battery-acid
Imagine a right winger making the same “joke” about Flabbot, Corbyn, Sourberries etc? You’d be having your collar felt before you could say “STASI.” Would the BBC Radio 4 audience and host be laughing? Would they fuck.
The tolerant left ladies and gentlemen.
It’s OK when they do it.
https://headtopics.com/uk/jo-brand-says-bbc-can-t-sack-me-refuses-to-apologise-for-acid-attack-gag-6364536
Nominated by Itchen Cunt