https://youtu.be/NSJ6tU1txRE

Apparently some right wing extremists beat the shit out of Owen Jones.

This is not because he is a self opinionated, loud mouthed gobshite. It was politically motivated. Set up by people who object to him telling the truth about everything and pointing out that everyone else is wrong.

I personally don’t believe this was politically motivated. I believe it is because he is a self opinionated, loud mouthed gobshite. But because I don’t agree with Owen Jones, I am obviously wrong.

Probably why the Guardian won’t publish my articles?

Nominated by Dioclese

A slightly retro cunting for Lad culture.

Even though we live in the age of the non-binary SJW gimp, Lad Culture was shit, wasnt it? All very top-down. It was dictated by middle-class, 30 and 40-something graduates who went straight into media and office jobs, publishing ‘lad tests’ and full page adverts for poncey shirts and fragrances in those magazines with attitude and full of git-speak. The tragedy was that they convinced working class lads to become pricks, going around town centres, arms aloft, saying ‘oi oi!’

The funniest thing was that the glamour models these magazines interviewed usually made it pretty clear that they hated these ‘Jack the Lad’ types, because if they mouth off in front of the wrong sort of bloke, someone who was ‘a bit handy’ as my older work mates say, someone who had been in a few scraps, these little wankers are the first to shit themselves. That, and they all turned into Metrosexuals in the early noughties, wanking over David Beckham and Craig David, or becoming professional northerners like Paddy McGuinness or Freddy ‘I can drink beer’ Flintoff.

It’s all a bit gaaaay. Thank fuck that shite is dead.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

I would like to nominate the plague that is afflicting the mainly snowflake middle class young generation as cunts. The cunts who like to generalise about white people as a whole. All white people are racist cunts who hate immigrants, use their privilege against the minorities. All men are sexist and abuse all women, especially white men. These idiots like to think they are progressive and showing us the ills of society and how we can approve things by being more aware of inequality and the importance of identity politics. Now all I read is about white privilege and how white people need to be educated about their own selfish race.

I am sick of it.

I don’t understand where society is heading and I wish I could have a time machine and go back in time, before all this shit reared its ugly twisted head. I think this generation are turning into sheep, going along with what the universities and media force down their throats. These liberal Nazis think they are saving the world, but the irony is they are becoming the very people they say that they fight against. I don’t like to generalise, but as a working class person pleased of my roots (look at me playing identity politics) I am sick of these middle class cunts constantly patronising us and trying to make us feel shame because of what a small percentage of the population did hundreds of years ago. I am sick of these cunts demonising my culture and community.

Brexit is a classic example of this where leavers are uneducated yobs who did not know want they were doing and should keep quiet because how dare we have a voice. These cunts are full of contradictions and in the process fostering more hate. They are hateful cunts and I wish we could round them up and allow them to populate somewhere else.

I thought this twitter post encapsulates what western society is up against.

‘Dear fellow white people,

Stop using “Its a quote” when you say the N word rapping songs to excuse your blatant, obvious racism.

Its not hard to replace that word w/ “Bitches”.
Its the same amount of syllables and can be used gender-neutrally.

Sincerely,
Non racist white people’

Nominated by Jason

He says that putting anti-knife crime messages on chicken shop boxes is racist – which makes him a massive racist (or reminds us that he is) for implying that only black people eat fried chicken.

He then goes on to say, ‘What next, watermelons?’ trying to get us all to link watermelons with black people, which any normal person had forgotten about and had been simply enjoying a nice slice of summer melon.

What a massive racist.

What a massive cunt.

Nominated by A Judgemental Person

Russell Brand (yet again)

Very few of us will have noticed that this achingly tiresome twat is now begging for our attention on his own dedicated Youtube channel – ‘a place to unravel the media matrix’ according to his predictably pretentious introduction.

The ‘I aint no fuckin’ posh geezer, but I uses long fuckin words’, mockney twat has taken it upon his ‘dahn wiv da proles’ self to become a softly-spoken guru and commentator on any subject he cynically finks will drag in the Youtube hits on his seedy little channel, thus bolstering his bulging finances even further.

Calculatingly he seems to imagine that hoards of gullible, spotty, pretentious, uni bellends will flock to the channel to suckle at his ‘right-on’ lefty teat and absorb his opinions on subjects he hopes are close enough to their hearts to allow him to cash in like the greedy capitalists he effects to despise. In fact though, it appears – from a brief but stomach-churningly aggravating look at his ‘channel’ – that the same little group of ‘Anarchy’ lapel badge-wearing twats turn up to join in and nod enthusiastically, almost as though the sycophantic voxpops were his own shill accounts.

The pretentious cunt has even tied his greying hair back in a pony tail and grown a fashionable bushy beard – one step short of the cringeworthy man-bun and full moozlim beard look so beloved of the empty-headed and pliable Guardi-androids.

Even more shameful is that this self-styled ‘intrestin’ Essex geezer ‘wiv sumfink profahnd to say’ appears to record many of his videos in the privileged splendour of his multi-million pound hovel – of the type that his projected audience could never hope to own, and would quite probably be justifiably appalled to know that he owns given his left-of-socialist, ‘all proper’y is fefft’ politics. You wonder how many lives could be saved and how many empty stomachs filled if he abandoned his hypocrisy and sold it, donating the proceeds to starving and desperately ill people. He’s not unique in that respect of course, and merely represents most well-healed Trots.

I hope this awful, pretty-boy cunt lives long enough to wake up from his ludicrous, self-satisfied delusion to see himself the way the rest of us see him: a gobby, tedious, hypocritical cunt.

Nominated by Cunty McCuntface

Unfunny, pseudo-intellectual, smug, opinionated, nuclear-powered weapons-grade, rancid arsed cunt.

A cunt all other cunts can look to for tips on how to be a bigger cunt. A cunt guru. Multiple winner of ‘Mastercunt’, ‘The Great British Cunt-Off’, ‘Cunt’s Den’, ‘Strictly Come Cunting’ and ‘I’m I’m A Cunt, Leave Me In Here’.

Patron saint of cunts..

Nominated by G Buss