The Edinburgh military tattoo…What the fuckitty fuck fuck fuckitty fucking fuck has happened to this once slightly watchable event on Albeeb?

It may not be everyone’s cup o’ tea, but once upon a time you had real military bands doing what real military bands do. It’s now a fooking bunch of libtard fuckwits prancing around ( I kid you not, some Maori military outfit doing a fucking jig to a song from that shitfest film Greatest Showman) !!!!!!!

It gets worse too. Even the new missus agrees me with me on this. Fuck the tattoo, Fuck Edinburgh and a double ‘Fuck You’ to the BB FUCKING C for putting this shite on TV.

Nominated by Pol Pot Pourri

The anti democratic cunts who signed up to Steptoe’s ‘No No-deal Brexit’ bollocks.

They don’t want to stop no deal. They want to stop Brexit. They voted for a referendum, they voted for article 50 but now appear to ‘not really mean it’.

Johnson has pre-empted the cunts and by fuck are they wailing. Because they wanted to subvert democracy and he has fucked them up. Johnson’s ploy is aimed at the EU and their UK collaborators. It seems to be the only way the EU will take the no-deal threat seriously by removing it’s UK treacherous power base.

So fuck the undemocratic cunts and bring on the reckoning.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Damien Hirst and the gullible cunt that pay him. What the fuck is the shite he churns out about?

I’m sane and fairly normal bloke and I see absolutely no merit at all in a fucking cow cut in half and pickled. Who are these twats wasting their cash on this shit? They are even more of a cunt that the man himself. He must go to bed and piss himself laughing every bloody night. I reckon he read ‘The Emperors New Clothes’ when he was a kid and has cunted ever since. Apparently he’s worth over £300 million.

The world is full of massive cunts, that all I have so say.

Nominated by Bertram Cuntatious DCO

Right, it’s about time cunt football owners got a cunting.

Bury have just had a fourth game suspended by the EFL, and could be thrown out of the league, because of their financial problems. Gateshead almost went extinct themselves and ended up having to drop down a division to solve their problems. Bolton have been run into the ground themselves by appalling ownership, to the point of staff and player wages not being paid. That’s to name just a few. These greedy owners who see our historic football clubs as nothing more than vehicles to make profit are cunts of the highest order, as are the FA who allow these people to run such clubs in the first place.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

Listen, just because your business model involves kicking a fucking ball round a playing field doesn’t mean you have “the right” to survive.

Like any other organisation you have to spend your available funds with care and only borrow what you can afford. The same principle applies if you sell spatulas, cut grass or pay a group of hairy foreigners to kick a ball for the local slack-jaws.

What will happen to the ground and stadium now they have been saying? Well like any other bankrupt business, it will be boarded up, probably sold off and a load of cunts will move in when they build modern flimsy houses on the site. That’s another bunch of cunts, people who move into new house while the place is still a building site.

All in all, football attracts cunts, is run by cunts for the entertainment of cunts.

Nominated by Spanky Mc Spank