London Fashion Week is a fucking weird cunt event, full of cunts.

I don’t pretend to be fashionable. I take pride in my appearance, but I’m not bothered about brand names, or keeping up with the new trend. So maybe I just don’t get it. But what the fuck is London Fashion Week?

If you wore any of the clothes in public that are shown at these shows, people would think you were a complete loon. From the outside looking in, it’s just a bunch of cunts celebrating themselves for being utterly mental.

You could forgive this and say, “Just let the retards do what they want, they’re not hurting anyone”, but the reality is, they ARE hurting people. Anorexia is a huge health concern for men and women who are desperate to become models. Not only are they pressured in to becoming dangerously thin, but the almost dead skeletons are praised for it.

This promotes to children and the impressionable that this is how people are supposed to look – pasty, makeup covered, non-gender specific, spastics. To say we’re in an age where fucking limp-wristed cunts are offended by everything, they stay surprisingly quiet about their limp-wristed cunt brethren in the fashion industry.

I could go on, but I won’t. Fashion is for cunts, made by cunts.

Nominated by elboobio

Intellectual Pride – The scourge of the age.

I’ve just been watching a woman reviewing the papers on television. She worked for a ‘think tank’. She had a view on everything that was asked of her but I detected more interest from her on global issues. And it got me to thinking, would she have been a happier person had she lived say ninety years ago? I think she would have been.

Say in her 1930’s head her mind would have been full of current ‘cares’ not current affairs. Focused on her family and friends.. but her 2019 mind is broad and can take in a world view. Her mind back then would have had a narrower view, but her focus would have been on her kith and kin and friends, local community….but that what’s still important now today, isn’t it? That’s all that matters really? Her 2019 self seems more interested in the world’s problems than local problems. (When asked about how many bathrooms one house should have she seemed uninterested.)

I surmise that she would have been a happier woman back then. Her brain not filled with ‘concerns’ about climate or the economy or ‘social issues’. We live in a ‘newspaper-Internet-flattered’ age. We are puffed up with what we know and how much we know. And life passes us by while we are reading or watching news and formulating our ‘views’. We are literally wasting our time. Our heads filled with ‘world issues’, ‘global concerns’ about which we can do very little.

And all the time life is passing…

Nominated by Miles Plastic

A gender neutral, soy boy meets soy girl, right on cunting please for this ?woman? and her dim-witted looking partner for deciding to keep their baby’s sex “secret”:-

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7471323/Couple-reveal-hiding-gender-17-month-old-baby-childs-grandparents.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed_desktop_news

Even the grandparents were kept in the dark about the baby’s sex for several months.

Apparently, in due course – five years, ten years, twenty years – deranged Hobbit appears not to know, it will be allowed to decide the presence or absence of a dick and either go with it, or go against nature. A lezzie or poofter in the making from day one, poor little sod.

This pair of fuckwits don’t deserve to have children. There is a lot to be said for adoption when you have cunts for parents like this pair of fuckwits.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

I was just informed by my Mrs, who doesn’t live in the UK, about her next venture into the fucking awful world of Netflix.

I’ve never used cuntflix due to it being an absolute pile of wank with fuck all on. Anyway, her and a few mates club in for the subscription to while away the hours after a hard day slaving over a hot keyboard. I have a chat about what she’s currently watching (usually shit American drama), sometimes I agree with her choices and ‘stream’ (ahem) them myself. Sometimes good, sometimes not so good.

Tonight she told me that her next series would be..’Travels with my father’. Ok, I thought. I’ll have a look and give an honest answer. Jack (unfunny comedian) Whitehall and his dad Michael? (agent to the stars) Whitehall get to fuck off to foreign lands on a fully expenses paid trip to make a series. Looooong story short, we fell out massively because my views on nepotism in the corrupt pile of fucking wank that is ‘the media’ fell short of her understanding of the British way of shite.

Fuck both Whitehalls, fuck media nepotism and fuck all modern “”comedians?””.

Edit as you please admin, cunts.

Nominated by Candygram for mongo

The Hollyweird hypocrite is now spouting off about how she ‘knows’ Woody Allen is innocent of alleged child sex offences… How the fuck can she know if she wasn’t there at the time?

The arrogance and Noo Yoik hipster luvvie bollocks is astounding, even by her cuntish standards. Also, she’s all over Allen, believing him innocent without question, but she didn’t give James Franco the benefit of the doubt. She put the boot into him instead…

What a complete and utter cunt…

Nominated by Norman