Ian Blackford is a smug , egotistical , ignorant cunt!

He stands up in the house of commons, full of his own importance, spouting all kinds of crap that frankly, no one’s even interested in. He latches onto ANYTHING that goes against the big bad Tories and like a little fat ball of shite, crows about it with that self satisfied look…cunt.

Worse still , if anything goes wrong in Scotland, he and the evil Krankie point the finger and blame anything or anyone that’s not them or they’re party. The best of it is that they can’t run an economy and they’re completely ignoring the result of not one referendum, but TWO!

His party in my book are a complete cluster fuck and he’s a total cunt .

Nominated by Evilscotsman

Nicola Sturgeon is a total cunt. Why? Because she’s the only twat in the world that can make a complete cluster fuck of a situation (Brexit) with all the political and financial uncertainty, even worse by adding even MORE uncertainty for Scots by calling for yet another independence referendum!

It’s only five years ago we had one and fifty five percent of people voted against it, even though it was a “once in a generation” thing, even letting sixteen year-olds vote because they thought they’d all vote for it. She just doesn’t listen. The evil Krankie is completely blinkered with independence, but that’s not all..she uses arguments that don’t add up .

She constantly makes the excuse that Scots don’t want to leave the EU and that’s a reason for IndyRef2. What a pile of horse shite! Every man and his dog knew the EU referendum was going to happen WELL before there was an independence referendum, so the poisoned ginger snap’s speaking shite there. And another thing about the result of the EU referendum…she always shouts about the percentage of Scots that voted to remain in the EU. That may well be true, but it’s a UK referendum. It’s about the total score and not just the Scottish percentage. Basically, she’s taking what she wants from it and completely ignoring what the majority voted for – AGAIN! She’s got the audacity to say she’s “speaking for the people of Scotland “. Is she fuck! She’s speaking for herself and all the people that vote for her poisonous, bigoted, rancid party. Every time this self opinionated, undemocratic excuse of a First Minister speaks, she really should pull out a roll of Andrex toilet paper and wipe her mouth with the sheer volume of undiluted crap that comes from it.

So yes people, in my book, Nicola Sturgeon is a cunt.

Nominated by Evilscotsman

Michael Eavis is a cunt…

The old fucker has been trying to shift tickets for his crappy ‘Mini Glasto’ festival by saying to the press that a ‘Big, big band’ with ‘lots of hits’ will be reforming for it. Of course, speculation went into overdrive with those (cunts) who do that sort of thing. Was it Pink Floyd? The Jam? The Smiths? Slade? Even Oasis? Nah, it was Supergrass… Fucking Supergrass!?!

Maybe the old twat is going senile, but if his idea of a big big band is Supergrass then he’s four cans short of six pack of lager. A sneaky trick to sell tickets and get publicity is more like it, mind… The old cunt….

Nominated by Norman

It’s about time that babies received a cunting.

They smell, dribble and shit themselves and frankly have appalling personal habits. They cause a nuisance of themselves by continually crying and are disruptive in aeroplanes. They also tyrannise their parents.

However, their worse habit is insisting that their poor parents take them into the maternal or paternal workplace so they can cooed over by embarrassed work mates pretending to admire them. This ritual is embarrassing and difficult and whenever I hear a baby approach my office, my usual routine is to leap out of the window ( even though I’m on the fourth floor). Parents should stop doing this and stop giving into their babies unreasonable demands to present themselves at work.

Fuck off.

Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

It’s about time this group got a right royal cunting.

These fuckwits annoy the shit out of me, constantly posting pictures on Instawank and face fuck on just about everything they do. Who gives a fuck if you ran 10k in 54 minutes and ‘smashed it’? Endless photos of you both at another wedding or christening dressed like cunts. Photos at restaurants posing with your dinner, dressed up in Lycra out on your road bikes….

Come on, stop being cunts and doing things just for ‘social media’. The list is endless and it needs to stop.

Nominated by Cunty mcfuckwit