James Brown is a cunt.

No, not Mr Sex Machine himself, but James Brown, the partially sighted Paralympic cyclist. This is the Cunt who managed to climb on top of a plane bound for Amsterdam in the city of London airport. This myopic mick, who got kicked out of the last raspberry olympics for being a drug cheat, managed to clamber on top of a flight he had booked a seat on, and superglued his hand to the fuselage, thus preventing it from taking off. The airport had been under siege by those protesting pricks, so you think they might have been a bit more alert, but were outfoxed by this fucking bellend. As usual, the cops go in with a softly softly approach, making sure he’s ok, and giving him a blanket to keep him nice and toasty, while the cunt live streamed his protest. It’s the last bit which gets me.

These fucking cunts are more about the notoriety and likes they will get than any effect their pathetic protest has. He should have been shoved of the top by smashing him repeatedly with rifle butts, then his semi conscious carcass should have been dragged through the terminal, and dumped on those smelly vegan cunts doing the sit in.

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

Donald Trump is a Cunt.

His backing of the decision not to send back the woman involved in a fatal road accident in this country is a disgrace and an insult. Apparently, he’s also done something Cuntish by abandoning the Kurds, but I don’t really care about that, tbh.

Anyone who believes that Trump is going to give The U.K. some wonderful trade deal post-Brexit (if it ever happens) may be in for a nasty shock.

The man is an egotistical windbag and I wouldn’t trust him as far as I could throw him.

Nominated by Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler

MRS. HEWITT-WINDSOR…

A Regal cunting with full Hollywood choir please, for failed actress turned Princess Meghan, who tells anyone who might be watching in a TV documentary that she is a vulnerable and struggling mum:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/10163567/meghan-markle-holds-back-tears-struggle-vulnerable-mum/

Has this plain and pricey woman been listening too much to ‘Woman Sour’ and made herself believe she is raising a sprog alone in a high rise flat, on minimum wage?

I am sick to the back teeth with these “royal” ponces who will come out with any fucking shit to get themselves quoted in the newspapers. You can have some sympathy for her being married to Harry the wanker, but she knew what she was taking on, and you can say the same for carrot top.

What this pampered trollop needs is a fucking pep talk from Prince Philip, and to keep her gob shut, perhaps a visit from Air Miles Andy to invite her to suck his overused dick.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Meghan Markle aka Mrs Hewitt Windsor…

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-50102858

The poor little soul is complaining that no one has asked if she is ok. She is struggling being a new mum and newlywed. It must be a fucking struggle in that 2.5 million pound refurbishment house with fucking loads of lackeys to powder the kids nappy rash and make your meals, wash your clothes and no doubt run your fucking bath. What a CUNT. She claims that she is the South African (no doubt black) girls sister and can relate to them. Here is my suggestion why don’t you give up your lifestyle and go live in Soweto with your sisters for a fucking year you total cunt. See how hard life really is. In fact six months in a seaside council estate in Blackpool should help her adjust to being a new mum – there are fucking loads of them there. I would happily have a few wankers taking pictures and writing the odd story on me and my old man for a life of unabashed luxury and privilege on the tax payers tab.

The only fucking chore she has is giving the ginger one a nosh now and again.

Nominated by Cuntsince1066

Is there anything that makes you feel more like a drooling geriatric than spotting a hair dangling from your nostril like a hangman´s rope? It´s creeped up on you and you haven´t noticed it, although everybody else has and thinks you´re about to shuffle off to the geriatric´s home and the great beyond. A dewdrop on the end of the nose is all you need to complete the sad picture.

On a recent trip to the US I spotted a nose and ear trimmer, as it was called, in a drugstore. I surruptiously purchased it and, once home, locked myself in the bathroom and tried it out. It gave off a melodious buzzing sound but made little inroad on the sylvan grove inside my nostrils. Virtually a waste of money.

However, it did bring back happy memories of a nympho girlfriend from earlier days who once suggested I buy her a vibrator. Maybe she was unimpressed by my performance but I gladly did and threw in a dildo for back-up should the batteries fail. Like my nose trimmer, the vibrator was a bit of a letdown but, my goodness, that rubbery dildo was a big success. When she dumped me, she took it with her and left the vibrator behind.

Nominated by Mr Polly

China is a fucking cunt.

These overpopulating commies really put the ‘cunt’ into country – a nouveau riche superpower rotten to the core, wealthy on the back of insane trade practices and working its minions quite literally to death on behalf of subservient big corps like Apple and Nike.

Now I’m not too knowledgeable on the whole issue of the Hong Kong protests, but as I understand it the cunt Chinese are basically flexing themselves, trying to bully a tiny principality with their draconian laws. China, as often reported, operates a social credit system akin to a Black Mirror episode and bans many Western websites as they exercise full control over their population. I won’t criticise China for banning FecesBook, mind you.

Ain’t it interesting too that the woke brigade never mass protest about how China pollutes and enslaves?

I can literally think about nothing positive about either China or its citizens – their one saving grace I suppose is zero tolerance on the towelhead mob. Everything else though – from the yapping bitches who travel here for tourism en masse wearing their little anti-pollution masks, to the shit food (and yes, I mean authentic food – rooster’s fucking foot soup, for the love of cunt), well everything China or china related is a total cunt.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back