(Cribbed from the BBC for context)
`Lingerie brand Victoria’s Secret has cancelled its annual fashion show amid dwindling television ratings and rising criticism of the event.

The show launched in 1995 and was once a major pop culture event, drawing millions of viewers each year. Last year it had its lowest ratings ever and drew criticism that it was sexist, outdated and lacked diversity. The brand’s parent company L Brands said it was important to “evolve” its marketing strategy.

“We’re figuring out how to advance the positioning of the brand and best communicate that to customers,” Stuart Burgdoerfer, L Brands chief financial officer, told investors on an earnings call.

Nevertheless, he said the shows were “an important aspect of the brand and a remarkable marketing achievement”….’

What an utterly confused bunch of cunts. Let’s sell skimpy undies to women, so they can feel sexually attractive and/or ply their troth in the boudoir, while at the same time wringing our sweaty palms because we feel so guilty about putting on an annual super snatch fest to sell aforementioned skimpy undies that serve no real purpose other than providing visual stimulation to excite a sexual response. For Fucks Fucking Sake .. the snake is eating it’s tail on this one.

I have a suggestion L Brands/ Victoria’s Secret, next season produce a range of full body baggy dungarees in battleship grey to be woke and or ironic depending on which segment of societies arse you’re trying lick. Cunt’s to a man or woman….

Oops my bad, or non-identifying individual.

Nominated by GGRF

A nomination for workplace chuggers if you please. I’m sure you all know these cunts, especially prevalent in offices where they’ve got a captive audience; come round waving their twattish forms under your face, “would you sponsor me for charity?”

Nowadays it’s always got to be some shitwittedly “wacky” thing they’re doing as well – “I’m unicyling down the Bletchley flyover dressed as Captain Caveman while dangling two catering-size tins of baked beans from my pierced nipples”.

Here’s a newsflash – I don’t give a fuck that you’re doing this OF YOUR OWN ACCORD, nor a fuck about the lion-dodging jigaboos that have to walk thirty miles for their guinea-worm infected water (MOVE NEARER TO THE WATER HOLE YOU CUNTS!!). If I choose to give to charity (I don’t obviously) that’s my business, I don’t need your virtue-signalling, third-rate student union antics to guilt-trip me into it.

A guy from my office went to Botswana the other month to do “voluntary” work (no doubt spent most of his time nuts deep in the local tit-swinging coonery), and I shit you not his out-of-office email response was “sorry I can’t reply to emails, I am fundraising in Botswana”. Clap fucking clap; cunts the lot of yers.

Nominated by Cunting virgin

Nicola Sturgeon and the fucking Jock Nazis. Again.
She appears on a fucking leaders debate when she isn’t a fucking MP and represents a Mickey Mouse backwater of aid dependence.
Then today she declares that scrapping Trident is an SNP red line for propping up Magic Grandpa and his merry band of anti-Semitic champagne Marxists.
Since when did a few fucking overblown councillors in an irrelevant talking shop get to decide the defence policy of the UK?
Time these fuckers got a reality check. And independence which would save the rest of us billions in jock handouts.

Nominated by Acting Chief Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Climate Change is a cunt.
As are all the stinking hippies that keep blathering on about it.
Thank goodness for scientists, who recently did this excellent piece of research:
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-019-50897-4

Which shows carbon blah blah to have peaked in 1706, er, that’s right – before the industrial revolution.
Also this great bit of research by NASA, using the satelite that was supposed to monitor ice melting:
https://www.nasa.gov/feature/goddard/nasa-study-mass-gains-of-antarctic-ice-sheet-greater-than-losses

So now we get to sit back and watch this research utterly fail to get promoted in any way.
But you can’t argue with it, and obviously findings like this can’t be ignored forever. Unless of course you’re a tofu munching vegan who’s as retarded as a flat earther, like this guy:
https://mobile.twitter.com/_edwardcrawford/status/1182012448058028033?s=09

I imagine it all has something to do with green taxes.
Fuck off Greta, and take your hippies with you. I think China is waiting for your input.
And don’t forget to take Attenborough with you – a visit to China might make me a deadpool winner.

Nominated by Cuntflap

“I gave up a six-figure salary to join Extinction Rebellion”

A long cunting but hopefully worth it to give some clarity to the utter scam which is the group known as “Extinction Rebellion”! I know ER have been cunted very recently and in the past for their protests however this cunting is about their hypocrisy, shady dealings and alt left agenda and financial backing and the sooner they are on The Wall here the better as far as i’m concerned and if you read the rest of this you will see why, and no guesses needed where this snowflake’s testimonial found its propaganda platform either, yup BBC News.

The long and the long of it is, this ex banker Andrew Medhurst claims to of given up his six figure salary to join ER, fight the good fight against climate change, and…..look after the group’s finances and donations lol.

“Between the beginning of March and the end of September, gifts from large donors – those giving £5,000 or more – totalled £1.2m. The list of benefactors includes the rock band Radiohead, which gave the organisation £300,000. Meanwhile, an online fundraising page has attracted another £1m from smaller donors. And the donations fund a sophisticated financial operation, with two limited companies in the UK and plans to set up an international branch in Europe, which will pay for the group’s activism around the world.”

So, no flies on this cunt Andrew Medhurst nudge nudge wink wink. On the subject of flies, you won’t be seeing many on the swarms of “protesters” camped out and travelling into London, not when they as “activists” can claim up to £400 a week via ER “volunteer living expenses” which set the group back £130,000 for the months of June, July and August alone.!

“Another £120,000 went on “media and messaging” costs in October and it had put aside £70,000 to pay for so-called “regenerative culture”, which includes providing “safe spaces” for activists that need to recover after being arrested.”

This pre Greta Thunderbird puppet whole climate change protest lark may well of started off with the best intentions when it was small, but when the alt left get behind anything they have absolutely no problem selling their soul (and anyone else’s they have conned) to the highest bidder, as it is big business for them and yet another excuse as another well paid easy job for life, sitting around all day smoking weed, pissing everyone off, and getting arrested now and then but most likely just getting a warning! Still if any ER do get nicked I expect they get their fines payed anyway, why do you think they look so smug when they are getting carted off, plus they walk out the same day to a fully paid for “safe space” and such is the life of these professional protesters!

You’re morality mask is slipping ER, and that includes the alt left Thunderbird puppet’s extremely disgusting antifa parents, using a mentally ill child to do your bidding, like a creepy Renfield serving its master Dracula, indeed!

Extinction Rebellion, every last one of you deserves the same treatment as your well paid professional tube protesters got at Canning Town! After the kicking they got I hope the “safe space” you provided was actually provided by Dante and led them straight back to the top of that same tube train in a perpetual loop so they could get another kicking again and again from wrathful soul’s like the fifth circle of his Inferno!

Fuck off!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-50087022

Nominated by Coolforcunts