A nomination please for Adrian Fanus and the breast feeder in his Brooklyn ‘salon’

Apparently some woman decided to breast feed her son (who looks to be about four years old) whilst having all of her hair shaved off. A photo was taken which has gone ‘viral’ , yes that’s how important this episode was.

Anyway, this twat Fanus commented the following : “This photo addresses two things that women are constantly criticised for, cutting their hair off and breastfeeding. It is time that we embrace what is beautiful and natural,”

Fanus says the mother in his chair is longtime client Nicolette Parkinson, and that his shop is a “very inclusive, safe space for people from all walks of life,” except, that is for those who are “sexist, racist [or] homophobic.”

Fanus, a St. Lucia native, says he “didn’t realise” how sexualised breasts are in the U.S. until he migrated here at the age of 18. But breastfeeding, he says, was normal for him growing up, and one of his aunts breastfed her son until he was 5.

Meanwhile, the breast feeder Parkinson said her short hair represents her “embracing her natural beauty,” and makes her feel “super liberated.”

Fanus then said that a woman cutting off her hair is an act of rebellion, a transformation that entails her “embracing change, happiness, love, self-acceptance, strength and everything she has been denying herself.” Fanus says he’s “grateful” to have been a part of so many women’s “evolutions.”

Yeah, not to mention the money he’s made from it. Cunts, both of them.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Chris Martin. The cunt’s cunt.

His latest offensive behaviour is the decision not to tour the world promoting a new album, so as to reduce their carbon footprint. What a virtue signalling cunt. I hope it flops miserably, or maybe it’s just another load of embarrassing crap. Not that I’d know anyway, as I couldn’t name a single song they’ve ever recorded, even with my balls connected to a taser. I am vaguely aware of a sort of fey mewling being their signature method.

Of course the silly cunt has flown to safe and sunny Jordan to film a show, because there’s no pleasure in doing this from cold and windswept Middlesbrough is there? Look out for some Palestinian tub-thumping on behalf of Corbyn.

This cunt has it all: a consciously uncoupled (eh?) Hollywood ex-wife, kids with stupid names (no doubt bullied for that at school were they in the U.K.) and highly probably some Remain-voting, ‘meat is murder’ sort of cunt who we all loathe.

The music is dreary shite too.

Nominated by Isaac Hunt

BT Sport

After a hard day’s grind I returned home to relax and watch my team, Arsenal, play some Portuguese cunts in the Europa League.

The presenter in the studio hands over to the commentator, Ian Darke, as the teams enter the tunnel. My piss then boils.

The commentator says “Welcome viewers to the Emirates Stadium and please also welcome my co-commentator, Karen Carney.”

Yes, some spilt arse shrieking windbag giving her ‘expert’ opinions on how she would ‘give the winger five yards’ or ‘whip quick crosses into the box’.

Like the women’s game is any comparison? The skill and speed levels are a million miles apart. It’s like me giving Duncan Goodhew swimming advice because I got my 25 metres freestyle certificate. Male players are cunts, sure, and modern football is a cunt too, but I’m sick of this pc shit of having to have split arses on the panel of experts. “Well at least they’re not commentating” was always my thoughts on this, (yes, I know they had one doing MOTD and for one game in the World Cup that nobody would’ve watched really). Now though, they’re shoe horning them in to the commentary box to ruin your enjoyment of the game itself. Instead of watching the game, I’m now reduced to ranting for 90 minutes.

Commentate on your own laughable version of the sport. If you’re gonna have split arses on the men’s football shows, only allow fit ones with their tits out.

Piss off.

Nominated by One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Cunt

Swiss driving knob and money lover, Lewis Hamilton. What a prime cunt. Makes an easy target of himself, wanking self-righteously on about veganism being the only way to save our dying on its arse anyway planet from self destruction; all from either the comfort of a big fluffy chair in a private jet where he’s getting his cock sucked for the duration of the flight while he sups champagne (if he hadn’t shaken it up and spurted his bubbles all over the tits of his podium pussies); or from the “cockpit” (cockpit, FFS… what a cunt. It’s a CAR not a fucking plane, you TWAT!) of his massively engined penis envy machine.

No need to cunt cunts like this cunt when they cunt themselves so effectively.
CUNT!

Nominated by Brian Stoat

Guess who chose Monday 21 October to release some more truly appalling news whilst the rest of the country was distracted by the latest Brexit hijack in Westminster? Kerrching…. our old friends at the ONS. What a coincidence!

With particular reference to UK Population Growth.

It seems we’re supposed to be placated that this isn’t now as high as forecast a while back as it will grow by a ‘mere’ 3 million from 66.4 million in mid-2018 to 69.4 million in 2028. The real killer stat is that “70% will be driven by international migration”. And that’s what they’re owning up to.

Given the useless ONS’s habit of continually having to revise its figures upwards and that they sure won’t be guesstimating the thousands arriving in containers or via Eire or deportation orders never enforced we can be 100% confident that the figure will be nearer 5 million. So 5m/10yrs x 70% = 350,000 EACH AND EVERY year for a decade from abroad.

Schools; NHS (correction : INHS); roads ; Social Services; Council Houses; Gawd knows what else.

But what boils my piss most is the complete indifference of the metropolitan cunts in ABBC ; The Guardian; Channel 4 News etc etc. But of course not – these fuckers in Notting Hill, Islington etc are completely untouched by it!!

Nominated by Isaac Hunt