General election 2019: Major urges support for ex-Tory Brexit rebels.

Sir John Major has urged people to re-elect three MPs who were expelled from the Conservatives for voting against Boris Johnson over Brexit.

The ex-Tory PM is backing independent candidates David Gauke, Dominic Grieve and Anne Milton, all running against his party in the general election.

What a fucking cunt.

That is all.

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How about a grey man and peas cunting for that stupid old self-important fucker, John Major.

The demented old shitstain urges voters to re-elect those old wimmin Dominic Grieve, David Gauke and a real woman, as opposed to two old men in drag, Anne Milton:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2019-50687225

The half-witted cunt really wants to see a replay of the past three years with Granny Grieve getting his Tena Ladies in a twist while acting as Mother Superior. More years of self-important old hypocrites attitudinizing and lying that they have *our interests* at heart and not their own.

Shut the fuck up Major, and go and give Edwina Curry a good seeing-to.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Eddie Redmayne…

This is one privileged cunt. He went to Cambridge “where he would often bump into Sir Steven Hawking.” Has a face like a poor waxwork of Willem Dafoe. Can’t act. Desperate to be a hunky heartthrob, intelligent English and strong. No, he’s a cunt. And a cunt I will not tolerate in any film or TV role.

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Paws if you will, for not Pete and Dud, the great satirists, but some vacuous looking arsehole from Kent called Peter Cook, who has decided to let Stan the Cat stand as an anti-Brexit candidate in the forthcoming election:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/anti-brexit-cat-stand-general-20883616

Of course, the Daily Mirror and some of its readers who have an IQ of 5 think this is a wonderful idea, but to me it just shows how life is falling into the gutter and it seems to be encouraged by the Establishment.

Poor Stan, fancing having to depend on a cunt like this for his well-being – his “owner” probably has to have social services wipe his arse for him every day when he takes a dump.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

That’s right, don’t question it, the benefits are there to be seen by even a blind man.

Take Svenson Ong-a-Kwie for example. Proper multicultural import, Scandinavian first name and diverse surname. 19-years-old and stabs an innocent 17-year-old girl, member of the Scouts in the back. Her crime? Ermmm, there wasn’t any, other than she looked liked a girl, so Ong-a-Kwie stabbed her in the back, “cus he thort she was sum uder bitch”.

Maybe Svenson was born in the UK, but I’d wager his parents weren’t however, to quote the late Great Bernard Manning, ‘just because a camel is born in a stable doesn’t make it a horse’.

Perhaps Svenson was a budding architect who wanted to transfer his skills back to the Sub-Saharan shit hole that one of his parents came from? Maybe Svenson was just misunderstood and set about really wanting to change the world but was turned to crime because of the heavy hand of Whitey who took exception to his ‘mischievous ways’.

Whatever, we’ll never know because yet again another black life has been ruined in the void created by white imperialism, Svenson had a chance but that chance was so cruelly taken by the unconscious bias Svenson and so many other immigrants face today in so called ‘Multicultural Britain’.

Nominated by CuntyMcCuntface

A cunting please for…THE SCHOOL TRIP!

Like me, many here will remember the days of the school trip, usually at the end of term and just before the summer holidays. A day out in Whitby perhaps, or some other useless cunt of a place. The cost was usually a few bob, lunch a bag of chips and home at the end of the day.

Well fuck that! Today’s little cunts fare better! My granddaughter (Yr 11) has returned today with details of one of the three options for a School trip. Thailand! Fucking Thailand! (the other two options being….Beijing and San Francisco) She wants to go to Thailand because it is the cheaper of the three places at £2999 per person! Spaces are limited to 60 pupils on each trip (£179,000 per group)!!! My beef is…the cost, the rip off, and the lingering feeling some cunt is making a killing on either backhanders or freebies. Now. Remember I said there were three options for Yr 11… well that is over half a million quid for the three trips! FFS! How many fucking parents can afford to let little Johnny fuck off to foreign parts for a jolly, especially when they may have other children in the queue to go as well.

Firstly, which stupid cunt of a headteacher dreams up this shit? How much kickback does the twat get? (don’t tell me they don’t) and what fucking benefit (educationally) does little Johnny get from a trip to Thailand, apart from having his arse reamed and his balls squeezed by some Gary Glitter cunt?

BTW, Teachers go free!

Bollocks to the snowflake, all giving, all squaring School Trip!

Nominated by Asimplearsehole