I nominate hairdressers/barbers…
No, I don’t want to tell you what I’m getting up to this weekend. Please stop asking me about what I do for a living. Will you stop moving my fucking head around like a rag doll please? Why the fuck are you shaving my neck with a dry, disposable razor?
Enduring the painful small talk, being slung about like a speed bag for a price of £20 and all for a shite, poofy haircut.
Cunts.
Nominated by Hand 2 Gland
What’s the difference? Don’t ask me. I think that it’s one is allowed to wear lederhosen, and the other isn’t. Anyways, they’re all a load of cunts. You’ll recognise one when you come across them – streaks of piss, malnourished, but feeling vastly superior to you or I.
Apart from their yearning to save the planet, they think that such a lifestyle is healthy. It has been proven that they are more susceptible to strokes with a 20% risk increase. Apart from common sense, they are deficient in choline which is essential for brain health. They also suffer from mood problems and hair loss because of a shortage of iron, zinc and protein. So, if some bald, slavering cunt with a gait approaches you on the high street, it’s likely they’re a vegetarian.
My son-in-law is a veggie. I knew him when he wasn’t. He’s been reduced from a chirpy lad who loved a pork pie to a malnourished miserable cunt in a few years. You wouldn’t mind if they kept their lifestyle to themselves, but they’re always bleating on about it. If they visit you for a meal and you go out of your way to shop for a veggie meal and prepare it, all you’ll hear is “I hope you’ve avoided cross contamination and cooked this in a separate pan?” Fuck off, you ungrateful cunt.
All these cunts do is deny upstanding members of the community, such as farmers, a living.
Nominated by Bertie Blunt Rentagont
Not a new phenomenon, unless you’re one of those people that think “proper” football started after 1992. But just lately there have been a number of incidents of racist chanting at Premier League football grounds, and that pundits are saying the players should walk off the pitch in protest; and that the alleged fans should be banned from the ground and/or charged and even imprisoned for hate crime.
But what is really annoying is that journalists and TV pundits are saying these racist chants reflect a racist society in which we live in today. In other words they’re taking a pop at the Conservative government and the “right wing” voters that crushed all opposition parties into dust at the last election.
There seems to be an ongoing conspiracy going on from the Left wing libtards such as Lily Mong, Hugh Grant, Stormzy, Steve Coogan; along with the usual suspect politicians and of course the wishy-washy media. They’ve all come to the conclusion that this country is full of racists!
They seem (or prefer) to forget that racism has been around for decades regardless of government. In fact racism at football games was almost the norm back in the 70s and 80s. So how these “experts” can suggest the more recent incidents are down to a right-wing Brexit-loving population I really do not know!
Moreover, it would seem racism only goes in one direction. For the liberal left it is perfectly okay to take a pop at “gammons” and “stupid whiteys” etc; and also seems fine for ethnic minorities to shout racist abuse at perfectly innocent normal white folk. That’s fine, according to the Left, because that’s a different form of racism. It’s a form of “justified” racism, innit?
And finally, those football fans who were caught doing racist chants, it doesn’t necessarily mean they actually support the club! They could quite easily be infiltrators/activists looking to cause trouble, which means they don’t even have to be your typical right-winger, but instead they could be some kind of Marxist agitators with a grudge.
But all of this analysis is quietly brushed under the carpet because it might cause offence. Instead, let’s just go for the usual suspects because they’re easy game!
Nice example of racism at a football match, do they compare?
https://youtu.be/hb9wA4Bz-Fc
Nominated by Technocunt
Not sure when this started. University students no-platforming anyone who strays from their ridiculous orthodoxy perhaps? Hounding out academics with main stream views?
Certainly the reaction to a democratically elected president in America and here, with the pathetic childish London protests. The EU referendum being disregarded. Trannies demanding ever more ridiculous rights. White males demonised. Britain’s proud heritage being trashed. History rewritten to fit the liberal agenda.
The unedifying spectacle of a Scandinavian halfwit making ridiculous demands and being acclaimed as the new Messiah. And now marches in London protesting an overwhelming vote for conservative values, encouraged by a moron crying that we voted to ‘kill children’.
I can only hope that common sense and morality returns and we can look back and laugh at these shrill, twitter addicted cunts and their adherents.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble
I’d like to nominate the self appointed ‘cultural elite’ and their footsoldiers of the blue checkmark brigade.
Thursday proved my pet theory correct: the best way to have your voice heard and change policy is not social media, but observing events and actually voting. How many billions of hours and megabit/seconds have been wasted on the flatulence of millennial activists and hacks, their constant shrill, clueless bitching about privilege, the countless petitions against David Starkey or Ayaan Hirsi Ali speaking about one thing or another, none of it having any real impact on policy or gaining public sympathy, while the older majority of the forgotten working class have been effectively silenced by social and corporate media for being ‘uneducated old bigots’ who are ‘dying off’, Gammons who should be held in utter contempt by the likes of AC Grayling and other so-called intellectuals, whose prophecies on the EU and Brexit (as well as Trump’s America, have repeatedly failed to materialise.
The gammons have returned to what they know: simply watching the SJW zoo/circus continue to burn like an infernal merry-go-round and waited to vote, and vote they did, in a way that dismayed and shocked their (know) betters; the pop stars, the actors, the guardian columnists, the panel show comedians and the rest of a deluded, self-appointed cultural elite.
Of course, the Gammon Uprising, unforeseen on Twitter because Corbyn had better ‘social media engagement’, is now described as the result of racism and misogyny by The Annointed Ones, the trite and false claim always made by the idiot left. Adults who believe in their cultural and intellectual superiority yet are thralls of Thunberg and J.K. Rowling, a mass of middle-class liberals educated far beyond their natural intelligence,believing a BA and teaching secondary education makes them an expert in their field.
Once again, the technocrats, ‘global citizens’ and ‘anywheres’ are on the losing side, mostly because of their pathetic arrogance and hubris, their astonishing lack of self awareness and complete inability to reflect on their actions.
Even if other commentators call this class of dimwits an elite, I can only do so in inverted commas. In my eyes, they are hopelessly gormless and the sooner they are replaced in public life by calm, reasonable and responsible adults, the better.
Nominated by Cuntamus Prime