Can I suggest an, ‘I’m not getting the message’ cunting for Faiza Shaheen?

https://inews.co.uk/opinion/it-feels-unbearably-unjust-to-lose-to-iain-duncan-smith-thats-why-my-campaign-will-continue-1341151

Apparently, the will of the people, as expressed in her constituency, is ‘unjust’ and the political system is ‘rigged’ because she wasn’t elected. Whilst it’s obviously raw, bitter tears, it also smacks of the modern ‘snowflake’ (figuratively speaking in the lovely Faiza’s case, obviously) way of carrying on; namely, if I don’t get what I want, then it’s not fair and we need to keep repeating the vote until I do get it.

Self-entitling cunt.

The people spoke, love; they rejected you, your wrinkled scrotum of a messiah and all the leftie nonsense that you preached. Time for a re-think, but it seems you’re going to keep knocking out the same old tosh (but not on £76K a year, just yet.)

Merry Christmas (if that’s appropriate to you.)

Nominated by The Stained Gusset

My tits are steaming. Exploding in fact. Yet another luvvie who thinks they have a God-given right to pour scorn on the masses and school us in the error of our ways, which actually consists of insulting those of us who voted the Conservatives in and telling us  we are all a bunch of racist scumbags:

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/newslondon/marvels-agents-of-shield-actor-john-hannah-calls-britain-country-of-racists-in-furious-general-election-tweet/ar-AAK857l?li=AAnZ9Ug&ocid=mailsignout

This, courtesy of a mediocre (at best) actor who is best known for the now fucking ancient ‘Four Weddings and a Funeral’ and nothing of any note since.

He apparently lives in Richmond, SW London which says it all really. The overly privileged residents have ousted Zac Goldsmith (in favour of a Liberal Democrat, whose name I cannot even be arsed to discover, as we all know they are total cunts anyway) Apparently, 71% of these money-buffered idiots voted remain in the 2016 referendum. so they clearly have their noses put out of joint by Brexiteer Goldsmith, so to say that it is no surprise that this venomous, jumped up cockwomble both has a home here and holds the views that he does, comes as no surprise at all. Plus, he is a Jock. But I am sure that has no bearing whatsoever on his political beliefs and any suggestion to the contrary would be a vicious lie.

I am so tired of these tired old accusations being thrown at those of us who dare vote Tory and voted leave. That we are ignorant, bigots, racists and how English patriotism is a dirty term and something that we should not even contemplate, in case we offend others.

I am also tired of people with a lot of money, high profiles (if you can call this cunt, who could not act his way out of a paper bag, ‘high profile) and access to a soap box by virtue of the fact they are in the public eye, patronising the masses like we are all a bunch of idiots who are clearly unable to make informed and intelligent decisions about who we want to see in government, and are solely being driven by our ‘racist’ mentalities. Oh, just fuck of Hannah, you bitter, bile-spewing, salty cunt.

So you didn’t get what you wanted? Tough shit. Deal with it. Bloody drama queen.

Nominated by Nurse Cunty

John Hannah is the totally unforgettable Scottish actor from ‘Four Weddings and a Funeral’. The one that played the gay partner of Simon Callow and has been in a few other unforgettable roles. He’s like the boring voiced priest in ‘Father Ted’ – the one no one can follow because they switch off as soon as they hear his boring voice.

He always looked a cunt and he’s confirmed it with the following luvvie tweet following the election –

“This whole Brexit clusterfuck is really about one thing. Immigration! Like it or not, turns out we’re a country of racists and Brexit/EU scepticism is the cover. It’s all about English nationalism. Shameful!”

So Scottish nationalism is ok and all about kilts, tartan and Ballamorie whilst English nationalism is all about racism and immigration. Hannah is a bigot and a fundamentalist Libtard and needs to take a long look at himself.

What a cunt. But, sadly typical of a luvvie.

Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

A drive by diesel, 4×4 cunting please, for these brain dead cunts.

Doing my little driving job today, the local school were putting on “Reservoir Dogs” or whatever. Fuck me, they were parking on corners of road junctions, opposite each other on narrow lanes, every sort of cuntitude was out in force. When I asked one twat when he last read the highway code, his considered reply was, “fuck off.” Told him what if some other sod’s kid got run over due to his cuntishness and I just got a grunt.

The ‘Yale Key of Justice’ nearly got an outing twenty minutes later. Pity there were witnesses.

Bastards all.

Nominated by CuntyMort

A “you were wonderful darling”, comedic cunting please, for this ageing “comedy actor”, famous for just one role (Alan Partridge), a BBC mainstay since nobody else would be daft enough to employ him.

Coogan, dressed down and with Corbyn glasses, is taking on his Poundland Hugh Grant political persona, by holding forth with his little opinions on Brexiteers:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10533719/steve-coogan-calls-tory-voters-ignorant/

Apparently, we are “ignorant” and “ill-informed” – he of course is a Brain of Britain, and always ready to discuss affairs of state with Diane Abbott, his fellow intellectual giant.

There can’t be much juice left in the Partridge franchise – time for little Stephen to consider his career options – carer to Heseltine perhaps, wiping the shit from the old cunts raddled arse.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

A double-edged cunting please, for ubercunt Steve Coogan.

This whining dick-sneeze was very vocal in the run up to the election, lecturing the proles on how white man Boris = bad, gimmegant loving Steptoe = good and how they should vote accordingly, culminating in him saying on live TV that Alan Partridge would have voted for Brexit because he is, and I quote; “ignorant and uneducated”.

So I class this as a double-edged cunting, because with that patronising little tirade, I’m sure uncle Steve actually managed to swing a few undecided voters to vote for Boris.

Good going, cunt!!

Nominated by Cuntan the Cuntarian

A drive-by Cunting for The Media.

It’s amazing how many interviewers and pundits seem,since the Election. to have decided that they actually thought that Labour’s economic policies were wrong, their betrayal of the Brexit vote wrong,Corbyn a Marxist fool,Abbott a joke etc…..never a word about any of it pre-election.
They did seem however to have plenty of views of Johnson and his Brexit policy which they were only too keen to air.

Amazing how so many experts were able to see the truth about Labour but didn’t have a bad word to say about them until after the election.

Fuck them.

Nominated by

Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler