Prince Harry Halfwit.

The latest piece of quite breath-taking self-indulgence…”Prince Harry tells American bankers he has been in therapy for seven years to cope with loss of his mother.”

What an utter cunt. There have been children who lost parents at an early age who didn’t have the luxury of a fucking Royal support system behind them. They just had to fucking get on with it…no nannies, no servants, no teachers to help them cheat their way through school, no special allowances made to enable them to indulge in a “Let’s Play at Soldiers” career, no millions of pounds cushion.

This spineless,selfish arrogant cunt ( The People’s Prince bit didn’t last long. “What Meghan wants, Meghan gets” indeed) now spends his time wailing about how hard his life has been as a “Royal”. Now, he’s either such a dolt that he doesn’t realise just how lucky he has been, or he really is so far up his own arse that he just doesn’t care….I suspect that it’s a combination of both.

I can quite honestly say that there are very few people that I detest, but Harry is one of them. I hope his wife takes him for every penny and leaves him to stew in his own “oh woe is me” juices. He epitomises everything that I find disgusting about the modern ” pretend I care while I lecture The Little People” brigade as they actually make it all about themselves. He is even worse than the luvvies because at least they actually have achieved something (however ephemeral), whereas Halfwit has achieved nothing except to expose his own selfishness.

Fuck off Harry and stay fucked off…Cunt.

Nominated by Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler

‘The quality of mercy is not strained; it droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven’. So wrote the legendary Bard of Avon. Well sorry, Willy old son, but I’m afraid that there are certain instances where that quality most certainly IS strained, and I present the case of Shamima Begum.

IsAC regulars will be no strangers to the ferret-faced traitor, who fled culturally enriched Bethnal Green to become a Jihadi bride in the self-styled Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant. Various sources have alleged that Begum served as a Kalashnikov flaunting member of IS’s ‘morality police’, an enforcer for the nutters’ repulsive code. She’s also been accused of stitching suicide bombers into explosive vests, so that they could not be removed without triggering detonation. A right little charmer, in other words. Begum was subsequently tracked to a refugee camp by a reporter from ‘The Times’, and told him that she did not regret her decision to join IS. She also stated that she was unfazed by the sight of a beheaded corpse, and that she had actually been ‘inspired’ to join IS after seeing videos of fighters beheading hostages.

Of course Begum was now a ‘refugee’ as things hadn’t gone at all well for IS in general, and for her in particular, as (then) Home Secretary Sajid Javid had stripped her of her UK citizenship. It’s now been announced that Begum has lost the first stage in a legal battle against the UK government to have her citizenship reinstated, although the appeal will no doubt be merely the first one of many. Ferret Face’s legal representatives are claiming that the appeal ‘will appear baffling to her’ (what a fucking shame that is), as she faces the possibility of ‘torture, inhuman or degrading treatment’, which is against the European Convention on Human Rights.
Fucking human rights? What about the rights of the victims of IS? Oh yes, then there’s that ‘quality of mercy’ that those victims probably begged for as they were thrown off roofs, stoned to death, or beheaded. Funnily enough, Begum is now asking for some of that ‘mercy’ from the government for herself. She’s also graciously conceded that she’s ‘willing to change’. ‘Willing to change’? Are we to infer from these weasel words Shamima that you still, in fact, harbour the sentiments which drove you into the arms of IS to begin with?

‘Willing to change’. That’s mighty big of you. Now that things have gone tits up, I’m sure that you just can’t wait to get ‘home’ and be British again. There’ll be a house and benefits waiting for you, you’ll be thinking. Then there’ll likely be appearances on the telly, and the ‘My Life As A Jihadi Bride’ book deal, and interviews with the bleeding hearts at arsewipe rag ‘The Guardian’, who’ll be desperate to paint you as ‘vulnerable’ and a ‘victim’ in your sordid story. No, I bet you can’t wait to get back, just as we can’t wait to have you (NOT). Just kidding. We’ve really missed you, and all that enrichment you’ve brought into our lives. Allahu Akbar and stuff. Let’s forgive and forget.

Piss be upon you. Cunt.

Nominted by Ron Knee

Having just been attacked by a paddling pool in the garden and observed a neighbours trampoline make an airborne escape to (I presume) surrey.

I will call on this weather related on topic cunting, I myself will retire to the wood-burner with another glass of Cabbies and see how things unfold with the help of the APU (Generator to plebs)

Carry on cunting chaps.

Nominated by Admin.

A first cunting for Labour leader hopeful, Lisa Nandy. Shaggable? Yes, but she has now stuck her nose into areas which should be left to the woke wankers, and not a potential leader.

The lovely ‘Litha’ wants to change the OBE award to read ‘Order of British Excellence’ rather than ‘Empire’. Now I wouldn’t necessarily object to the word ‘Excellence’, if it were not for the reasoning behind it. She says ‘Empire’ causes offence to some people and used the example of Benjamin Zephaniah, a ‘poet’ with a shit hairdo. He refused the OBE because it reminded him of slavery and a thousand years of oppression, yes a thousand. The British Empire blamed for a thousand years. Not sure about that. Too much weed, Ben.

The point is that this is yet another opportunity to slag off Britain and its past. I would say to those people who have some strange desire to dwell on long gone history and try to constantly apologise for it, FUCK OFF.

I am not defending the honours system, but the right for Britain to have a tradition and history. It happened and this is our way of life. Sending kids down mines was bad and was stopped…having an award with the word ‘Empire’ in it isn’t!

Nominated by Sick of it